Sunday, July 15th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Willie Aames (52)
Tristan Wilds (23)
Laura Benanti (33)
Travis Fimmel (33)
Diane Kruger (36)
Lana Parrilla (36)
Jim Jones (36)
Evan Marriott aka Joe Millionaire (38)
Brian Austin Green (39)
Scott Foley (40)
Beth Ostrosky Stern (40)
Eddie Griffin (44)
Brigitte Nielsen (49)
Lolita Davidovich (51)
Forest Whitaker (51)
Kim Alexis (52)
Marky Ramone (56)
Alicia Bridges (60)
Terry O'Quinn (60)
Jesse Ventura (61)
Arianna Huffington (62)
Linda Rondstadt (66)
Jan-Michael Vincent (68)
Millie Jackson (68)

Posted by: Michael K


peep's picture

HB Terry O'Quinn - "Don't tell me what I can't do!!"

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday Linda, Willie, Millie and everyone else. :)

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

The only movie I've ever seen with Diane Kruger was Troy, but happy birthday to that hot slut.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

Twat Muffin's picture

Anonymouse73 -- "his face scares me" -- LMAO!!! Hey, they tried to peddle this dude off as a sex symbol when I was growing up, imagine how I felt, LOL! I always thought he was fug. His torso is freaking me out in that picture. If I remember correctly, dude turned to religion, but I thought he had some drug issues at one point, too. On the other hand, I really don't give a shit about him either.

Winnyfranfran's picture

Happy birthday Lolita Davidovich! What a hot slut!

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Rondstadt singing "Blue Bayou" is an all-time favorite. As for Willie Aames (an earlier version of Kirk Cameron), he was apparently a raging prick to Betty Buckley and others on the set of "Eight is Enough," so fuck him. Last I heard, he was playing a stormtrooper on some born-again blowjob version of Star Trek.

Orangina's picture

"You were killin' me with that mullet, as you leaned against the birch tree, with your freshly shaved American chest, you were lookin' so country." There, I just made some country song lyrics about the guy in that picture.

Happy Birthday Ms. Jackson - "I've said 'bout all I got to say". You made the 70's and 80's amazing!

RandéSleepover's picture

What parents would name their daughter "Lolita," unless they were determined to get her into a field like entertainment?

I like this vid of Ronstadt performing "Love Has No Pride" in a mini before slobbering prisoners:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hoX4rXJGWg

TexnDoc's picture

Jan-Michael was sort of the Brad Pitt of his day, wasn't he. HB to him and Linda Ronstadt.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

HBD Diane Kruger and John Locke from Lost.

But most of all OL' PAINLESS Jesse Ventura. I ain't got time to bleed!

Anonymouse73's picture

Um Wow. They tried really hard to make this dude a hot centerfold, didn't they? His face scares me!

I cannot believe I actually watched that Millionaire show. I just remember it being the 1st of those reality shows where everybody talked about the "journey" they were on, etc. etc. blah blah

mike's picture

Happy Birthday to Scott Foley, Forest Whitaker, Linda Rondstadt, and the inimitable Millie Jackson!

Gardening Girl's picture

HB Linda Rondstat. My pop used to LOVE your music. Thank you for giving him so much joy.