Yesterday’s dusty Supergirl costume lying at the bottom of a clearance bin at Halloween Town is today’s best cosplay outfit worn by an international supermodel at Comic-Con! It’s that time of year again when hundreds of thousands of nerds take over San Diego to worship at the freckled feet of Phoebe Price as she stuns bystanders (see: the stunned bystanders around her) by posing her freckles off while wearing a custom-made superhero costume designed EXCLUSIVELY for her by one of Hollywood’s greatest costume designers. And by that I mean she wrestled a trick for it in the middle of a Rite-Aid sale aisle the day after Halloween.
PP was so focused on showing off her super power of posing until the pap’s finger falls off that she didn’t notice that her manager from the convention center snack bar was coming up behind her to yell at her for skipping out on trash duty again. No, of course PP’s not working the Comic-Con snack bar. PP is there as Comic-Con’s reigning queen (sorry, Adrianne Curry).
Both Lynda Carter and Carrie Fisher are breathing heavy sighs of relief today, because Chicken Cutlets bestowed mercy upon their egos by not out doing them again as Wonder Woman and Princess Leia. However, somebody should check on Helen Slater, because she’s definitely having a “Why did I even bother?” moment after seeing Chicken Cutlets as Supergirl. Sorry, Helen, but Supergirl was meant to be a ginge and she was meant to have a pair of chicken cutlet cheeks that flap in the wind as she flies above the city.
Here’s more of Chicken Cutlets melting kryptonite on the ho stroll at Comic-Con yesterday. I also threw in some pictures of Adrianne Curry keeping it demure and understated in Tommy Girl’s favorite audit outfit.