Guess What? LieLo Told A Lie
"I believe you, Blohan!" said absolutely no one last month when Lindsay Lohan blamed crashing into a semi on her rented Porsche's brakes. It turns out we were all right. One of the many shitty excuses that dribbled out of LiLo's ass after the accident was that her brakes failed to brake when the semi-truck cut her off on PCH. Well, TMZ says that Porsche heard about LiLo putting the blame on the brakes and decided to check it out. You know where this is going and you already know it's going to end with LiLo screaming, "Porsche is out to get me!"
Porsche picked up LiLo's bruised and busted car from the place she rented it from and ran a few brake tests on it. Shockingly, the brakes worked fine and Porsche couldn't find anything wrong with them. So the only thing broke is LiLo's ability to barf up the truth.
Why did Porsche even bother? Testing those brakes was a waste of time and money. Don't they know that if you put one of LiLo's excuses in Google Translate and translate it from Lohanese to Truth Talk, the exact opposite of what she said would pop up in the right hand box. Bitch can make a lie detector machine combust just by opening her mouth. Every day is Opposite Day in LiLo's head.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:27pm.
following others' points below, imo he could also sue her for slander -- her false statements damaged his professional reputation
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Well, color me flabbergasted.
And please let this incident in LILO never being allowed to lease a high-end car again. She needs to be in a Corolla.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:27pm.
The truck driver should sue her ass for the wages he lost during the investigation.
She'd pay him in blowjobs, I'm sure.
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I think TMZ reported a few days later that he had hired an attorney, but most people assumed it was because she was a 'celebrity'. Yeah this one is close to home. Ex-hubby drives longhaul, and they lose their job, can go to jail, and are unemployable if they are at fault in accidents they should have prevented. I hope he sues for lost wages and the points against his license she caused, because those are a fact, whether it was his fault or not.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Wait, Lindsay Lohan LIES to media outlets????? I am shocked and appalled! I always had the utmost faith in the things she said! I feel betrayed!
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Stories like these make me smile. Lilo is the best. I say Lilo for president!
The truck driver should sue her ass for the wages he lost during the investigation.
She'd pay him in blowjobs, I'm sure.
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The writing on this website is sublime.
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WORD. I'm certain MK is a modern literary genius, absolutely seriously.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:18pm.
Not to defend Lohan, but did anybody think Porchse would come up with any other answer than "there is nothing wrong with our breaks, please keep buying our over-prices luxury cars"? Let the insurance company have a mechanic conduct an independent test.
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It wouldn't have been Porsche defending it's car, not completely. Whenever there's an accident involving a commercial vehicle (the truck) that's under the jurisdiction of the DOT (Dept of Transportation). IF the truck driver is at fault (his license is suspended while this is investigated, by the way, so he has NO income) his license is usually lost. Depends on the company he worked for, and the damage done, not just to his truck, the other vehicle and the load he was carrying.
So yes, she's a fucking bitch that messed with a man's life. Nothing new for her.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
If only PorsChe could sue her for defamation.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Porsches are some of the best-made automobiles in the world. No way the brakes failed - not on a Porsche. Porsche has a reputation to maintain which is why they tested the brakes after the insurance company had them tested. Any time there is an accusation like this, they want it in their own records as well that their vehicles were not to blame. Not that they'd waste their time doing it, but they could sue BloHan for slander for saying they were at fault. Probably a few other things as well. If she put it in writing herself, they could also nail her for libel.
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While I'm sure that LILO probably lied, having Porche conduct their own test seems kinda fishy? I'd believe more if it was done by an outside party.
Waiting with baited bref for the Lez & Dick trailer! C'mon Lifetime, how long does it take to slap that mess together?
She truly is a sad individual. Once you hit a certain age, where you come from and how you were raised is no longer an excuse. Especially not when you've had so many chances.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Not to defend Lohan, but did anybody think Porchse would come up with any other answer than "there is nothing wrong with our breaks, please keep buying our over-prices luxury cars"? Let the insurance company have a mechanic conduct an independent test.
"It was a black man! That's why my breaks didn't work, why you found some stolen sea jasper on me, why I constantly fall on my ass outside of the Chateau Marmont, why I ended up carjacking some hos, why I can't get off the coke! Black man is trying to keep me down! Why won't the black man let me be great and win an Oscar?!"
I imagine this is part of BloHard's inner dialogue.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:14pm.
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We all brain fart at times.
*Tosses Dawg a cookie*
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Is there really anything left to say about this trick that hasn't been said by all of us during the last 5 years?
Because I got nothin'.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:12pm.
I meant (but didn't say because I'm an idiot) she should be the first headliner in the new category.
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I don't give care about LILO, but Porchse is just covering their ass. So screw all of them.
It would have been the DOT that had that car's computer taken out and sent it to Porsche. That truck driver's CDL (his livelihood) was on the line.
Bitch.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I am soooo fucking sick of this shithead, ya know what Hollywood??? Fuck you too for giving her chance after chance when this dumb cunt deserves none of it. She fucking makes me fucking sick.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:05pm.
There should be a new category on here called "Duh of the Day" and BloHan should be it.
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Then we'd have to see her cokey face every day. No thanks. I kinda like the 1 day a week I avoid that scene.
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
There should be a new category on here called "Duh of the Day" and BloHan should be it.
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