Guess What? LieLo Told A Lie
"I believe you, Blohan!" said absolutely no one last month when Lindsay Lohan blamed crashing into a semi on her rented Porsche's brakes. It turns out we were all right. One of the many shitty excuses that dribbled out of LiLo's ass after the accident was that her brakes failed to brake when the semi-truck cut her off on PCH. Well, TMZ says that Porsche heard about LiLo putting the blame on the brakes and decided to check it out. You know where this is going and you already know it's going to end with LiLo screaming, "Porsche is out to get me!"
Porsche picked up LiLo's bruised and busted car from the place she rented it from and ran a few brake tests on it. Shockingly, the brakes worked fine and Porsche couldn't find anything wrong with them. So the only thing broke is LiLo's ability to barf up the truth.
Why did Porsche even bother? Testing those brakes was a waste of time and money. Don't they know that if you put one of LiLo's excuses in Google Translate and translate it from Lohanese to Truth Talk, the exact opposite of what she said would pop up in the right hand box. Bitch can make a lie detector machine combust just by opening her mouth. Every day is Opposite Day in LiLo's head.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:16pm.
I can laugh and rub Ben Gay into the cut where the scar from the pinning will go.
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Lol!!! I went through about a hour in the middle of the night that was CRAZY throbbing and if I could have I would have gone to ER...our health care is covered here in the Great White North so cost isn't an issue thankfully:)
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Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:26pm.
Whamo. Not being able to bear weight
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Gobbler as of about an hour ago I've been able to put a bit of weight on it that's why I was hoping it's more of a sprain. It's definitely better than it was this morning.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:45pm.
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So you're a Brangeloonie in your spare time?
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Fuck you found me out.
I want them both to die so... what DOES that make me?!
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:13pm.
Instead, I turned into a fat, bonbon eating hausfrau who became a jellyshaterz on the D.
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So you're a Brangeloonie in your spare time?
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:13pm.
Ballerina. Pas De Deux. Partner didn't catch me. Both knees gone. So was dancing career.
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JFC. Sorry about your dreams, and your poor legs. I cringed when I scrolled back down and read that.
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It was a lifetime ago. Instead, I turned into a fat, bonbon eating hausfrau who became a jellyshaterz on the D.
I think I prefer this life. (smiles)
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It sounds like you have a stress fracture. Keep it elevated, yes, and you can ice it too, but be aware that until the swelling goes down, the x-ray may not detect any broken bones, since those bones in the top of the foot are teeny tiny. You may actually have to wait 'til the swelling goes down, which could take up to a week). In the meantime, rent crutches from a drugstore and keep off the foot, treat it as a severe sprain 'til you can get the x-ray done. When I had a stress fracture, all they did was put me in a ortho shoe and have me use crutches for about 6 weeks. Oh and take some Advil! It will help with the swelling.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:13pm.
Ballerina. Pas De Deux. Partner didn't catch me. Both knees gone. So was dancing career.
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JFC. Sorry about your dreams, and your poor legs. I cringed when I scrolled back down and read that.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:34pm.
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***Calling a WHAMO-bulance.***
Go to the frikken ER or me, Spider and Dawg are gonna yell at you throughout the ENTIRE Open Post.
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THIS. =)
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***Calling a WHAMO-bulance.***
Go to the frikken ER or me, Spider and Dawg are gonna yell at you throughout the ENTIRE Open Post.
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No way! LILO is sober and responsible you guyz! She wuz working a lot back to back. Do you know how hard that izz? Yur on set 15-17 hourrz a day and are n camera for a few hourrz and you can take NAPZ in yur trailer!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:34pm.
Whamo sweetheart, so sorry about you being in so much pain. Don't you have some family in the area, or a friend or neighbor to drive you to the ER? Maybe you have a 24-hour clinic close to your home? Google it up and call a taxi to take you there.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:29pm.
Doggie...you too eh! This is the first time I've done the top bone.
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ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A BOTTOM AND WE DIDN'T KNOW?????
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Bored....oh oh...yes there are two spots, they are light pink but they aren't really hot just of course very tender.
Doggie...you too eh! This is the first time I've done the top bone.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Tell ya what Whamo. If your foot isn't broken, I will send you half the money for an ER visit. I am THAT SURE you have a broken foot.
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I can top this. Whamo, if your foot isn't broken and I'm wrong, I'll fill in the grave I dug for you the last time you pissed me off and I won't dig another one. Just don't look in the attic.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:16pm.
Mhmmm, what they said! ;-)
Have we picked on you enough yet? 'Cause I got more....=P
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Whamo. Not being able to bear weight = you need to seek medical attention.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:16pm.
Whameat, we get that you're a dude and dudes don't eat quiche, use anything but black mascara, or watch ATL. But you have to take care of this today. If a bud can take you tomorrow he can just as easily take you today.
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Yanno what he's going to do right? Take some Motrin and go to bed. THEN, when it *feels better* tomorrow he's gonna think we're a coupla Nervous Nellies and he's gonna suck up the pain.
Then, in a couple weeks, when he is STILL in pain, and needs it re-broken and pinned, I can laugh and rub Ben Gay into the cut where the scar from the pinning will go.
Tell ya what Whamo. If your foot isn't broken, I will send you half the money for an ER visit. I am THAT SURE you have a broken foot.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:10pm.
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That made me laugh, yes mom I'll keep it iced an elevated:) like I said I'll go in the morning if it doesn't'' get much better. It's not the ankle it's the bones on the top of my foot that's why I'm a little concerned.
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Yeah, mine was one of little ones on the outside, and no, even though I had turned eh ankle over really hard, there was no swelling. Hurt like a bitch to walk on though, so went and got my pizza, came home...stepped on it full weight and burst into tears it hurt so bad, and yeah the pain made me green. The ER doc was very plain when he ticked off the points of broken vs sprained and was a bit ticked I had gone to get my pizza first.
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Whameat, we get that you're a dude and dudes don't eat quiche, use anything but black mascara, or watch ATL. But you have to take care of this today. If a bud can take you tomorrow he can just as easily take you today.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:10pm.
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Ballerina. Pas De Deux. Partner didn't catch me. Both knees gone. So was dancing career.
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*blank stare*
Ow? Sorry to hear that. I tried to go up en pointe once. Ankle. Broken. Yep.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:12pm.
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I've broken those bones, Whamo. Nothing to mess with - Go. To. The. ER. Now.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:10pm.
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Ballerina. Pas De Deux. Partner didn't catch me. Both knees gone. So was dancing career.
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<"Why did Porsche even bother?">
To shut her and her damn mother's mouths. KUDOS.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:10pm.
It's not the ankle it's the bones on the top of my foot that's why I'm a little concerned.
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I've broken those bones, Whamo. Nothing to mess with - Go. To. The. ER. Now.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:10pm.
..........it's the bones on the top of my foot that's why I'm a little concerned.
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THAT'S where mine broke!!!! I betcha there's a red spot and it's hot to touch yes?
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:07pm.
You broke your knees???
*dies*
I have had knee surgery and I know how painful that is but I can't even begin to imagine what kind of pain you were in. How? Car accident? Kicking your husband's ass?
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ubmitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 5:01pm..
*puts on mother bear hat*
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That made me laugh, yes mom I'll keep it iced an elevated:) like I said I'll go in the morning if it doesn't'' get much better. It's not the ankle it's the bones on the top of my foot that's why I'm a little concerned.
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Whamo.
Breaks aren't usually the swellers.... sprains are. I've broken both knees and both feet and nothing ever swole up.
It's the difference betwixt muscle and bone.
I'm saying, go to the ER.
#firsttosignWhamoscast
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Speaking of points....How is it that Ms. Snortcake still has her license?? She must have a gazillion points from all her accidents, tickets, DUI's and Reckless Driving escapades.
I drive for a living and hope the truck driver sues her no talent ass! Being on the road 8-12 hours a day in L.A. is not an easy feat. All it takes is one stupid cunt like this, and you're on the unemployment line!
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:55pm.
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Oh man I can't imagine getting something re-broke, what a nightmare!!! Not to worry I won't wait that long. Did you have a lot of swelling? I don't have a lot of swelling for some reason.
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Whams. My foot didn't swell AT ALL and I could walk on it (limp at first) but the pain didn't stop. That's when a neighbor convinced my mom to take me in to DR.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:55pm.
*puts on mother bear hat*
The non-swelling is very telling sweetie. If you have an ace bandage, wrap it and keep ice on it, and take whatever you have for pain, if you insist on being a MAN *cough* and waiting until tomorrow to go. Oh, elevate too. Cushy stool or pillow or whatever next to your desk or wherever you internets.
/mommy bear off
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Fuck this bitch. That man might lose his job, and she's just swanning around scot-free. Why can't she just drive off a cliff already?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:32pm.
I'm pretty sure that Porsche doesn't get to override the DOT. Maybe the DOT were already done with their investigation.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Thanks for the concern and advice guys:) I did put it on ice last night but it's weird because it hasn't swollen up too bad for how it feels. I would have gone to emerg this morning but I literally could move it at all. When I stood up just the weight of the blood dropping down was crazy painful. I've been able to put weight on my heel now so I can at least move a bit. It's definitely better than before so I'll wait till morning, if it's still this bad I'll have a buddy me down and get it Xrayd.
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GET TO THE ER STAT!!! One summer I broke my foot and my mom thought I had just sprained it. Two weeks later she FINALLY took me in to DR where they had to re-break and pin it.
#bettersafethansorry
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Well fucking well. Lindsay's full of shit, yet again. And just like the previous 6,342 times, she'll get off scot-free and be back to snorting coke before you know it, with nary a care in the world.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Whamo, that's so awful. Lots of ice. If you can, put it in a bucket of ice water. A break can lead to infection so you really should get it rayed. Poor baby.
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(((Whamo)))
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:34pm.
Whamo, have you tried soaking it in a tub of warm water with epsom salts yet? I thought I sprained my ankle once and soaked it in a tub of epsom salts and it felt much better; I hadn't sprained it, I'd just rolled it or something.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:34pm.
Oh Whamo! /hugs Don't wait, I speak from experience...broke a bone in my foot just by twisting my ankle. If you can't walk on it, it's probably broken.
Sorry about your bike!
p.s. Get the GOOD drugs ;-)
ETA: Call a friend to be your crutch, or a family member, or just a cab...but go! ;-)
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Dooooooogggggiiieee:) :) :)
Spider... I actually stole that from her license plate! :D
So guys, I wiped out on my bike last night and I'm not sure if I broke my foot or not. Until about an hour ago I couldn't move at all, it just now has lightened up to where I can hop around without wanting to be sick. I would go to emergence but I can't till I find some crutches to get moving. I think it's just sprained but I'm a little worried that it's as bad as it is still. Like I say about an hour ago I was able to get to the kitchen and it seems a bit better so I'll see what it's like in the morning
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:32pm.
Not going to argue with you SaltyDog, but I assure you, when a commercial vehicle is involved the DOT is.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:18pm.
Not to defend Lohan, but did anybody think Porchse would come up with any other answer than "there is nothing wrong with our breaks, please keep buying our over-prices luxury cars"? Let the insurance company have a mechanic conduct an independent test.
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It wouldn't have been Porsche defending it's car, not completely. Whenever there's an accident involving a commercial vehicle (the truck) that's under the jurisdiction of the DOT (Dept of Transportation). IF the truck driver is at fault (his license is suspended while this is investigated, by the way, so he has NO income) his license is usually lost. Depends on the company he worked for, and the damage done, not just to his truck, the other vehicle and the load he was carrying.
So yes, she's a fucking bitch that messed with a man's life. Nothing new for her.
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but that is NOT what happened here, DOT was NOT involved in this testing. Porchse contacted the car rental dealership and got the vehicle and tested it themselves. Porchse could stand to loose a lot if the story got out that their breaks were even slightly faulty.
Whamooooooooo!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:16pm.
Hey Whamo, what's up? and I'm stealing this:
"Vicodin taking cum guzzler." just warning ya now. I'll pay royalaties. Check's in the mail and all that. ;-)
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Good afternoon my friendly neibourhood Ho bags:P
Hope yall are doing well:D
Porche just wanted to make it known that their good name was not going to be dragged through the mud by some crotch bug infested, crack smokin, Vicodin taking cum guzzler. They have a brand to protect and while we all know she be full o shit it's a good move on their part to let the world know she be full o shit.
Should I be sorry that Porsche make air bags that don't fail?
"In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived. An airbag saved my life."
Umm...DUR!
Sorry, didn't mean to get serious and shut the thread down. Snark on! ;-)
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:27pm.
following others' points below, imo he could also sue her for slander -- her false statements damaged his professional reputation
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I hope he takes the cunt for every last pair of shoes she owns. Maybe she'll crawl into a corner for a few years then.
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Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 3:43pm.
And please let this incident in LILO never being allowed to lease a high-end car again. She needs to be in a Corolla.
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Heh, I read on CDAN a week ago maybe? She's already tooling around in the twin sister of the one she wrecked. Can you imagine the insurance that dude she's sucking off had to pay to get her another porsche?
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