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Jackie Earle Haley (51)
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Harry Dean Stanton (86)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Gigaboob on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:24am.

So funny to hear of so many regular Spongebob viewers here! Spongebob is more asexual to me. Squidward is a total queen.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:50am.

Spongebob is funny, but I like "Regular Show". That shit can be hilarious.

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If I got bored trying to figure you out
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:44am.

For those of you confused, SpongeBob himself is 26. His driver's licence says his dob is 7-14-86
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Driver%27s_Licenses?image=Vlcsnap-2011-0...

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:43am.

HE is 26, not the series. lol

Submitted by jackie on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:31am.

Yes spongebob is gay and sandy is definitely a lesbian.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:29am.

LOL @ the glittery rainbow!
SpongeBob is out of the closet finally!

Submitted by vsminimoose on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:18am.

Wait....is the voiceover guy for Spongebob 26 or the idea of the cartoon itself?
I is confuzed.

Submitted by beware on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:58am.

I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's take on SpongeBob's sexual orientation.

HB Harry Dean Stanton!

Submitted by 12stepstohell on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:55am.

Harry Dean Stanton is eightyfuckingsix?! As busted as he looks , he doesn't look 86.

Happy birthday indeed!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:51am.

The fuck? I thought Spongebob was a "new thing" - like, not some shit from the 80s. He's a year younger than me. FML.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:45am.

I love Spongebob Squarepants. The bubble episode and the Bubble Bowl episode are my favorites.

I do think they should conveniently cut off Sandy's air supply. So irritating!

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:39am.

Yeah, I'm kinda like the rest of the dlisters. I saw Spongebob when it first came out, and I thought "this is the stupidest idea for a kids cartoon; it'll never last one season". Shows you what powers of fortune telling I have. Now, I watch the reruns & laugh hysterically at Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, Plankton and Mermaidman & Barnacleboy (although, with the passing of Ernest Borgnine, we probably won't be seeing anymore of MM). Happy Birthday, to the sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea...

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:35am.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I don't know, I have DirecTV.
:-/

Submitted by branmuffin on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:37am.

Spongebob didn't start until 1999, so he's only 13. HB Spongebob!
I also love the baby clam episode. And the one where Spongebob and Patrick get kidnapped by the Flying Dutchman's ghost and they annoy him until he lets them go. Haha!

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:30am.

HB Spongebob, the second funniest homosexual in the world (after Michael K)!
The episode where Spongebob and Patrick find a baby clam and decide it's an orphan they must take home and raise just had me on the floor - overnight Spongebob becomes a harried psycho housewife in curlers and Patrick a detached, distant rat-race husband who just wants to zone out and watch TV after work. It was brilliance.

Love that Campfire Song too. They did some great musical numbers.

HB Harry Dean, so awesome.

HB St. Jane Lynch, I hope you escape the prison of Sue Sylvester soon.

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Submitted by slongo on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:21am.

No way SpongeBob is 26! I remember seeing the debut adverts and thinking 'there's one that'll never survive the first season'. Now, I still watch the reruns with childish joy.

Submitted by tralala on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 8:20am.

Amazing. fredfred, I was gonna wish Happy Birthday to exactly the the same two people as you. Uncanny. So, I'll second you:

Happy Birthday Tanya Donelly! Love(d) Throwing Muses so much. Gonna listen to The Real Ramona in her honor.

And Harry Dean Stanton is, of course, god.

Submitted by fredfred on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 7:55am.

hb to harry dean! the man of my avatar and one of hollywood's greatest and kookiest.

and a big hb to tanya donelly! i love throwing muses and my 3yo daughter thinks belly is "princess music". can't believe i'm old enough for tanya to be 46 though.

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