Too Easy: Justin Bieber Sued For Ruining A Woman's Sense Of Hearing
Looking at that picture ruined my sense of hearing and that picture doesn't even have any sound with it.
TMZ says that Justin Bieber has been hit with a completely logical, reasonable and not-at-all batshit crazy lawsuit by a woman in Oregon who claims that the high-pitched screeches from his fans caused her permanent ear damage. Stacey Wilson Betts took her daughter to a Bieber concert in 2010 and left with broken ear drums. During Justin's concert, he flew above the crowd of crazed Beliebers on a metal heart-shaped gondola and Stacey says in her lawsuit that he "created a wave like effect of screaming by pointing into various sections of the arena. Then enticed the crowd into a frenzy of screams by continuously waving his arms in a quick and upward motion." Stacy went on to claim that the heart-shaped gondola acted as a "sound conductor creating a sound blast that permanently damaged both of my ears."
The hell kind of Bill Nye explanation is that?
Getting stabbed in the ears with a tornado of tween screams gave her tinnitus and a constant pulsing sound in her ears makes it hard for her to sleep and work. Stacey wants $9.23 million in damages from Bieber, his record label, the concert promoter and the arena in Portland.
Here's a taste of what fucked up Stacey's ears and I'm tempted to put my own ears to my laptop speakers so I too can sue Bieber for millions of dollars:
What did Stacey expect from a Bieber concert? Those insane hyena girls train for months to scream the enamel off the backside of their teefs during a Bieber concert. Their screeches will make a deaf person hear again and go deaf again in seconds. When you go to a Bieber concert, your ears will take that as a "fuck you" to them and turn on you. This is a rule of life.
On a positive note, at least Stacey can't totally hear Justin's music anymore. On a not-so-positive note, if Stacey's daughter is a hardcore Belieber, she probably tweeted this message to her mom: DIAF!!! @mom.
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M.E., I just sent that link to my co-worker. We're both stuck on a boring conference call. Waiting patiently for the ill timed howl of laughter...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:42pm.
Proud to say I have NEVER heard a Justin Beiber song in my life.
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Don't bother. I've never seen an Angie Jo film and I'm fine.
Personally, I like 'Baby' because it sounds like a 1950's pop song. But 'Boyfriend sounds like a Color Me Badd demo or some shit! It's lame.
us Dlisters should band together and bring a class action suit against the little stain.
Uvy - that Bieber party was AWESOME! I laffed for days.
Jack - I think I peed a little when I came across that one last night.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:46pm.
I threw my husband a Happy Bieber-thday party last year
LMFAO, were you trying to get a divorce or
No Bieber in my house. I have already had to settle for Big Time Rush, Victorious and iCarly.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
that "Boyfriend" song isn't ear raping Europe yet?!
Oh I'm sure it is. I'm just a stealth ninja with what goes into my ears.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:46pm.
FUKKEN LOLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:45pm.
Your poor ears :( I've NEVER heard a Jonas Bro song either, *high five*
(Or a One Direction or The Wanted song for that matter even though those twats came from this country)
lol at Sandy Duncan dressed as a mentally handicapped Corey Feldman....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Only in the USA. In the Netherlands a doctor can maim you for life without so much as an apology, let alone financial compensation. In the States, people can sue for whatever they want, or so it seems.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Fuck you Bieber.
This text made me LMFAO! It's from the interwebs:
http://epiclol.com/this-is-exactly-why-moms-shouldnt-post-on-facebook/
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:42pm.
Proud to say I have NEVER heard a Justin Beiber song in my life. Don't know what the prick sounds like singing.
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I hadn't until when I threw my husband a Happy Bieber-thday party last year. He came home from work, that shitty Baby song was blasting... good times!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:42pm.
that "Boyfriend" song isn't ear raping Europe yet?! how'd you all get so lucky?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:42pm.
UGH, I used to be able to say that. Then I was at a Knicks game and they played that baby, baby song....and everyone booed.
Then I heard that boyfriend song at the hotel this weekend. Thought it was JT.
Both out of my control. I've never heard a jonas brothers song...that still counts for something. Right?
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Indeed. Much, much too easy. :-P
Lady, it's called earplugs. My dad wore them when he took me to my first-ever concert. Even waaaaay up in the nosebleed seats of the Omni in Atlanta, Huey Lewis & the News put the hurt on some ears back in 1987! And no, not from "Stuck with You," either.
WTF is up with the costume, Biebs? Looks like he headed over to Goodwill & picked up a case of rejects from the Jacksons' 1984 Victory tour. "State of Shock," indeed.
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''he flew above the crowd of crazed Beliebers on a metal heart-shaped gondola''
WTF! Can we see him do that over a pool of sharks and drop him in it slooooowly.
Proud to say I have NEVER heard a Justin Beiber song in my life. Don't know what the prick sounds like singing. Sense of hearing A-OK.
So did Michael Jackson let him raid his closet after he buggered him?
"take anything you want just don't tell anyone!"
Fuck is he wearing in that pic?? I didn't know Michael Jackson was designing a kid's collection from the grave.
Oh, and a hearty bitch please to this lawsuit.
He wears that microphone head piece because he used to be one of the worst offenders at holding the microphone down by your hips when you were "singing" the lifting it real quick. Kids.