Open Post: Hosted By The World’s Most Expensive Dog Wedding

July 13, 2012 / Posted by:

Correction: This is the second most expensive dog wedding. The first was Kim Kardashian’s last wedding. I apologize for this mistake.

Welcome to America where some rich hos use their fuckit money to pay for a $158,000 wedding for their dogs! The Guinness World Record for the most expensive dog wedding was set last night in NYC when Baby Hope Diamond married her groom, a poodle named Chilly Pasternak. (Future Fox News Headline: See, This Is What Happens When Your State Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage.) The STUNT QUEEN marriage was put together by Baby Hope’s owner Wendy Diamond (seen above in the blue dress), the editor of Animal Fair Magazine and overall mess.

The wedding was a benefit for the Humane Society of New York and guests had to donate to the charity. I take back my “rich hos using their fuckit money” comment, because Radar says that everything from the $5,000 worth of sushi to the Baby Hope’s $6,000 gown to the $16,000 orchestra was donated by vendors. Baby Hope Diamond and Chilly’s wedding was officiated by Triumph the Insult Dog Comic.

The most lavish wedding I’ve been to was in the ballroom of a Holiday Inn and the DJ stopped playing halfway through because he hadn’t gotten paid yet, so maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about, but this does not look like a $158,000 wedding. Baby Hope Diamond’s gown is dreadful and the altar was decorated with hotel sheets! Whatever, this mess of an event was obviously just for the humans to enjoy, because if you look at the pictures you’ll see that the Guinness World Record for the most dogs making a “Why me?” face at the same time was also set.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Baby Hope Diamond’s new husband is gay.

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