Night Crumbs

Just as the Bible said, the rapture (raptor, same thing) and Jesus will come when Adrianne Curry actually covers up her chichis for Comic-Con – The Superficial 

The World War Z set is shade throwing ground zero – Lainey Gossip 

Is this what it looks like when one of Hef’s hos washes the cheese off his peen? – Towleroad

Why is Mila Kunis trying to hail a cab from a balcony? Or is she trying to hail hovercab? – Drunken Stepfather

Sorry, Rhea Durham’s uterus, no break for you today – Celebitchy

Not enough happy trails – The Berry 

Kelly Brook is still in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna 

A true fashionista matches dress shoes and dress to her skin – Popsugar

Brendan Fraser pokes the hand that gave his ass an actual job – ICYDK

Candice Swanepoel celebrates Slut-O-Ween early – Popoholic

TGIF! Here’s Stephen Dorff’s nipples if you need that today – Just Jared

Data from Goonies LIVES and kind of looks like a full Asian Fred Armisen (it’s the glasses) – SOW

This might be one of the only videos that made me scream “Get his finger! Get his finger!” the entire time – Videogum

Don’t worry, Suri Cruise’s monthly allowance of $60,000 to spend on junior miss Louboutins will not be cut – I’m Not Obsessed

Licking the pages of a book is probably a lot like licking on Kristen Stewart – I’m Not Obsessed

But more importantly, when is CoCo’s 8th world wonder ass going to get its own 3D movie? – Cityrag