Night Crumbs
Just as the Bible said, the rapture (raptor, same thing) and Jesus will come when Adrianne Curry actually covers up her chichis for Comic-Con - The Superficial
The World War Z set is shade throwing ground zero - Lainey Gossip
Is this what it looks like when one of Hef's hos washes the cheese off his peen? - Towleroad
Why is Mila Kunis trying to hail a cab from a balcony? Or is she trying to hail hovercab? - Drunken Stepfather
Sorry, Rhea Durham's uterus, no break for you today - Celebitchy
Not enough happy trails - The Berry
Kelly Brook is still in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna
A true fashionista matches dress shoes and dress to her skin - Popsugar
Brendan Fraser pokes the hand that gave his ass an actual job - ICYDK
Candice Swanepoel celebrates Slut-O-Ween early - Popoholic
TGIF! Here's Stephen Dorff's nipples if you need that today - Just Jared
Data from Goonies LIVES and kind of looks like a full Asian Fred Armisen (it's the glasses) - SOW
This might be one of the only videos that made me scream "Get his finger! Get his finger!" the entire time - Videogum
Don't worry, Suri Cruise's monthly allowance of $60,000 to spend on junior miss Louboutins will not be cut - I'm Not Obsessed
Licking the pages of a book is probably a lot like licking on Kristen Stewart - I'm Not Obsessed
But more importantly, when is CoCo's 8th world wonder ass going to get its own 3D movie? - Cityrag
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Submitted by orangebella on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:21pm.
Lainey and her writing style are super annoying. While MK sometimes shares droll vignettes from his life, he never tries to inject himself into a celebrity tale.
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^^^^^^^AGREED.
non?????????
Any dimwit who uses "non?" to furnish an English sentence deserves to be shot in the face. And an imbecile monkey cannot have a "writing style" just because they run a blog.
That's Adrienne? I thought it was Diana Rigg! She is not aging well.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Tom: Suri...I hope 60g's is enough every month for you.
Suri: Look Tom...I'm not even gonna say "Daddy" unless I get 90g's!
I had no idea that was Adrienne. Homegirl is looking old. She's not even 30, right?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
@SANS FARDS
I agree, the REAL nerds are probably fuming that Hollywood and famewhores ruined their convention.
I hope that Ann Hathaway is crying her "inconsolable" tears, about her short haircut, into the giant bag of money she was given for acting like a person who gets their hair cut. Sheesh! She's not crying about the weight she lost for the same role.
data armisen!
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Submitted by C6 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:51pm.
Adrienne is stillll showing up??!!?
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what else does she have to do? besides Tweet pics of her tits....
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
holy shit! (no pun intended)
i had to read the text b4 realizing that's NOT Kris Jenner!!!!!
wtf happened to A's face?! :-O
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:55pm.
Well, looks like Katie made out alright. Would you put up with Tommy Girl for 5 years if you were guaranteed a cool $10 mil?
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I'm not certain that would cover the mental health costs I'd require after five long years of THAT.
I bet the serious Comic Con conventioneers get pissed because of all these famewhore celebs showing up and acting the fool. I know I would.
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It's PHELPS time!
damn....5 kids for Marky Mark? that is a lot. But Rhea Durham is pretty hot, so yeah.
I can always use Stephen Dorff nip action, so thanks for that MK!
Well, looks like Katie made out alright. Would you put up with Tommy Girl for 5 years if you were guaranteed a cool $10 mil?
Someone get Candice Swanepoel's legs a sammich!
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It's PHELPS time!
Adrienne is stillll showing up??!!? Did anyone care at the convention? No.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Brendan Fraser's a tragic hot mess.
A. There is no forgetting "the Scientology nonsense".
B. Someone can't be a controlling asshole and then be "totally shocked" when someone dumps them. It's like someone doing a crap job at work and then being "shocked" that he or she was fired. I seriously doubt he was "shocked". He's trying to make the public feel sorry for him; most of us aren't buying it. He belongs to a cult...he was going to have his young daughter audited, etc. I don't think Katie is the one here who needs to be worried about Karma.
C. Without Co$, Tom would still be a dick and we would still applaud her for dumping his ass.
D. Clambake!
"Forgetting the Scientology nonsense, what Holmes did was pretty disgusting. Making the guy think things were great and then divorcing him. According to reports, TC was totally shocked. And to do it before the guy's birthday... KARMA can be a bitch. I doubt she will enjoy the money of ever have a decent career after this.
I think if TC were not a Scientologist, you would all be calling Katie Homes a Whore and Golddigger.. LOL"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:38pm.
what IV said. i think the "right on Katie, get money bitch!" sentiment is more "ha ha Tom is getting reamed good!!" than empathy for her
and even if her husband was not Tom Cruise I for one would have no problem with a beard getting a huge final payoff to end her bearding contract. or with a mommy beard misleading the other contract party about her child custody intentions in order to snatch her kid from a psycho, especially a "religious" psycho
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dior's campaign with Mila is just the look I love. The dolled up 1960s.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:21pm.
Lainey and her writing style are super annoying. While MK sometimes shares droll vignettes from his life, he never tries to inject himself into a celebrity tale.
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^^^^^^^AGREED.
non?????????
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:42pm.
of the two, Tom is the more "evil" or "objectionable." Even before Katie, he was thought of as creepy, controlling, and his involvement in $cientology was only icing on the cake.
True. But the situation is still this: mother acting only in her own self-interest and not in the interests of her child. *See any Halle Berry thread for the standard Dlisted morals on that one.
The only thing I can justify is keeping Scientology away from Suri. Then again, what does it say about Katie *as a mother and Suri's role model* that she is more than happy to flit from one "religion" to another at the wave of a bearding contract and a few $$$.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:38pm.
I think if TC were not a Scientologist, you would all be calling Katie Homes a Whore and Golddigger..
I agree with all you said, but I've been saying this^^ from the start because it is 100% true. With everything Katie has done, if the husband was NOT Tom Cruise everyone here would be shitting their pants shouting "WHORE! FUCKING EVIL WHORE! I HOPE SURI GROWS UP TO HATE YOU WHORE!"
Dlisters and their selective morals amaze me.
*shrug*
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It's not so much about selective morals as feeling that of the two, Tom is the more "evil" or "objectionable." Even before Katie, he was thought of as creepy, controlling, and his involvement in $cientology was only icing on the cake.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:38pm.
I think if TC were not a Scientologist, you would all be calling Katie Homes a Whore and Golddigger..
I agree with all you said, but I've been saying this^^ from the start because it is 100% true. With everything Katie has done, if the husband was NOT Tom Cruise everyone here would be shitting their pants shouting "WHORE! FUCKING EVIL WHORE! I HOPE SURI GROWS UP TO HATE YOU WHORE!"
Dlisters and their selective morals amaze me.
*shrug*
Talk about a whiter shade of pale ! Ann Hathaway looks awfully pasty.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
They need to quit with the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes stuff..
#1 - They had an "iron-clad" pre-nup.
#2 - Shit is confidential.
And as for all the dirt Katie had on him, well it wouldn't have made a difference. The only thing Tom had to fight for was sole custody of Suri and that made no sense. And settling was the wisest choice, especially for Suri..
Forgetting the Scientology nonsense, what Holmes did was pretty disgusting. Making the guy think things were great and then divorcing him. According to reports, TC was totally shocked. And to do it before the guy's birthday... KARMA can be a bitch. I doubt she will enjoy the money of ever have a decent career after this.
I think if TC were not a Scientologist, you would all be calling Katie Homes a Whore and Golddigger.. LOL
Poor Tommy Girl! Millions are crying.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Raptor Jesus people..fok.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Someone is begging for attention.
(973) Jersey Strong
Can't stand Brad Pitt, he's ugly, skeevy and pompous
And Tommy? 2 words: HA HA
The raptor is coming! XD XD XD
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 7:00pm.
WTF is she wearing? It's like the drapes caught on her shoulder.
It's a parody of that Internet meme of Christ the Reptilian with a lamb. Some folks on here used to have it as an avie (maybe they still do).
WTF is she wearing? It's like the drapes caught on her shoulder.
Pitt shouldn't have believed his own hype.
Does Mark Wahlbergs wife really love being pregnant, or does it just keep happening? I personally would not want five kids by 34, but whatever.
How sad for these reality show foolios to believe that the camera will alway be rolling...just learn to type and get a job.
Driving Miss Daisy was one of Mr. Zanucks best productions. Playwright Alfred Ulhrey was most pleased the way the story was transferred onto the big screen.
His father Darryl was also a legend in classic cinema. Nothing like the Mr. Bay of today and their castings of a LaDouche and firing a Fox or technically a vixen.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Given the alligator hat, I say she was down on the nile when moses was found floating by.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:34pm.
I AM FAMOUS!
Can I be your contract beard? Oh, wait...
That Adrienne Curry bitch stole my fucking head thing. I got that Jurassic Park face-hat at Universal Studios Like 2 or 3 years ago. Fuck her.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:37pm.
Yessir. She's a more literate Perez Hilton, with fewer scrawled peen images.
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So True!! hahaha...Does he still do that? Have not looked at his site in ages.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:34pm.
*takes sessy picture with iPhone*
*photoshops it onto an old playboy*
I AM FAMOUS!
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Is it one with seventies Bush?? ; )
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RICHARD ZANUCK PASSED AWAY... R.I.P....
http://news.yahoo.com/film-producer-richard-d-zanuck-dies-age-77-2046465...
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:28pm.
Yessir. She's a more literate Perez Hilton, with fewer scrawled peen images.
*takes sessy picture with iPhone*
*photoshops it onto an old playboy*
I AM FAMOUS!
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:28pm.
people I could give a shit about.
*couldn't
Seems like every fucker who opens a Blogspot account is suddenly a "writer". Just like every fucker who owns an SLR camera is a "photographer".
Gee, all of these crumbs this evening are about people I could give a shit about.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:21pm.
Lainey is a delusional cunt. She wants to be "besties" with GOOP and Cameron Diaz for fuck's sakes. It sounds like much of the stuff she writes is made up. If some celeb does not have the time to stand by her for more than 3/4 mins and answer her questions, she takes it personally and starts ripping them in her blog.
I cant wait for the day when this slore wakes up and gets a job at Costco.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Stephan Dorff. I SO WOULD.
*slurp*
Lainey and her writing style are super annoying. While MK sometimes shares droll vignettes from his life, he never tries to inject himself into a celebrity tale.
Make this stupid whore go to hell, God, so we can stop seeing her.
Adrianne Curry is such a pathetic attention whore.
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