JLo Out, Mimi In?
"I'm really going to miss.... I'm really going to miss.... all that monaaaaaaaywaaaah!" is what was going through JLo's head this morning when she called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show and faked a tearful voice to tell him that the middle chair at the American Idol judge's table no longer needs two seats to fit her football field ass. JLo is following Steven Tyler out the exit door and won't be back next season to judge tricks whose burps are more pleasant to the ear than her natural singing voice. Cut to Randy Jackson changing his cell phone number, putting his home phone off the hook and praying that he won't get fired, because the producers forgot that he still exists.
JLo told Ryan that she's just way too busy terrorizing the music industry, the movie industry, the fashion industry, the Dragon Tales twins and she just doesn't have time to terrorize TV audiences too. There's so many things that JLo wants to do and the show that successfully gave her dying career mouth-to-mouth is not one of them.
As for JLo's replacement, the producers could replace her with a single Jell-O Jiggler and it would be an upgrade, but People says that lamb herder and Hello Kitty's adoptive mother Mimi is in serious talks.
And any post that has the names "Mimi" and "JLo" in it, isn't complete without this:
If Mimi takes the job (she probably won't), she better ride in on glitter-covered unicorn and say, "I am so happy to collect millions upon millions of dollars by replacing I Don't Know Her."
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Didn't know that Weeze.
snowy, hahahahahhahahaha
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:41pm.
Hahahhaa!
Mimi won't do it. Her husband plays the part of Ryan Seacrest on America's Got Talent.
NO! If this is true, Mimi is forever a non motherfucking factor.
At least Mariah can sing. I've never understood how Jlo can be a diva when she's not good at anything. I do think she's prettier than Mariah though--at least with a shitload of makeup, hair styling and lighting.
PSL ITA, Even IIII don't watch this mess anymore, LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
If Mimi does sign then she must always a) wear ski pants whilst performing & b) have nick there as her personal assistant covering her with an umbrella.
One fatass out, another fatass in...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
They really need to just can this show. It should have ended 5 years ago.
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Ha ha I love that clip MK!***************************
"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
In other "getting paid ridiculous sums of money for doing NOTHING" news.
FUCK!