Monday, July 16th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!

If you thought the residue left on the theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. - ReneOkay

Runners-up:

"I'd like to speak to the manager please - I asked for NO LETTUCE in my burger." - Lucifer_Sam

There hasn't been that much cheese on a bun since Travolta's last uncircumcised "masseur" pulled out. - OurMissC

Dr. Oz dresses up for his audience to demonstrate how constipation works. - daisy100

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:49pm.

Ugh...onions.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:43pm.

@AmericanIdol #JLo and Steven Tyler's going away party.twitterpiic.dinner is served

Submitted by MelissaMuse on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:42pm.

Say cheese!

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Submitted by hayley306mafia on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:38pm.

One of several leaked photos from Jessica Simpson's much-anticipated Pregnancy Cookbook.

H.H.H

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:32pm.

...and a small diet Coke please.
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Dark-sided!

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Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:32pm.

Dr. Oz dresses up for his audience to demonstrate how constipation works.

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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:31pm.

Following in the footsteps of acclaimed British author E.L. James, acclaimed American pop-star B.J. Spears releases: "50 Shades of Velveeta"... Soon at your local gas station...

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Let me dirty up your mind.

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Submitted by dogsill on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:30pm.

Joey Chestnut's amuse bouche.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:29pm.

Mayor McCheese has really let himself go.

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Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:29pm.

Man that burger is a Julia Roberts mouthful!

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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:27pm.

Lynn got creative with the "pudding" left over from her vaginal reconstructive surgery.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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Submitted by Cookie123 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:26pm.

Jessica Simpson's Wedding Cake.

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:25pm.

In-N-Out changes its name to Over-N-Out.

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Submitted by shoo shoo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:24pm.

leaning tower of cheesa

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:23pm.

Sexing off the pounds hasn't been going as planned so I've decided to go on the Atkins diet.

Submitted by ReneOkay on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:22pm.

If you thought the residue left on the theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:21pm.

At the Carnegie Deli, this burger is called "The American Idol".

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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Submitted by PortaPetey on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:20pm.

"Choosy cheeeeeeeeese please' when they choose their cheeseburgers at Micky D's"

(probably dating myself with this slogan...)

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:20pm.

There hasn't been that much cheese on a bun since Travolta's last uncircumcised "masseur" pulled out.

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:19pm.

Marc Jacobs new fall line is all about layers .... oh ... and cheese too.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:17pm.

Who the hell hired the guy with OCD?

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:17pm.

That's what you get when you order extra cheese but no matter how much extra ketchup you ask for, you're still only getting 3 packets.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:15pm.

Guess which burger is Khloe's...

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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