The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!

If you thought the residue left on the theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. - ReneOkay

Runners-up:

"I'd like to speak to the manager please - I asked for NO LETTUCE in my burger." - Lucifer_Sam

There hasn't been that much cheese on a bun since Travolta's last uncircumcised "masseur" pulled out. - OurMissC

Dr. Oz dresses up for his audience to demonstrate how constipation works. - daisy100

via Kotaku

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:01pm.

$0.99 add on side salad not pictured.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by the original be... on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:50pm.

What, no bacon?

Submitted by empiregirl on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:47pm.

After lady CaCa announced she was a vegetarian she decided to work it in Kirsti Alley's liposuction left overs.

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by 5pmLives on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:34pm.

Jessica Simpson was shocked when her sponsor told her this was worth 2 months of Weight Watchers points.

Submitted by Jennika7 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:35pm.

Goopy didn't know this was a cheeseburger, so she tried to use it as a giant brush.

Submitted by yaelatner on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:32pm.

Britney 'Cheeto Queen' Spears's wedding cake.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:29pm.

Who cut the cheese?

Submitted by Jennika7 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:25pm.

Khloe Kardashian's dildo

Submitted by ohhellnawwwwwww... on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:21pm.

I'm really glad to see Paula Deen cut down her cheese intake.

Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:18pm.

Oddly enough it needs no refrigeration.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:16pm.

Now proceed to the angioplasty window where you'll definitely pay for your order.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:09pm.

What you get when you order a double cheeseburger in Wisconsin. Dang cheeseheads!!

Submitted by Alien on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:03pm.

When serving a foreign tourist, never tell him "say when!"

Submitted by Alien on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:01pm.

The Jessica Simpson of cheeseburgers: the Cheestica.

Submitted by sybil on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:51pm.

Spongebob put a little of himself into the making of this Crabby Patty!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:50pm.

Now we know why a roll of toilet paper lasted a year!

Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 1:26am.

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@Ida Smackter - couldn't agree more, except I do check before I post. I removed something that was almost exactly like what someone who posted right before me -- within a minute of what I posted. So I removed it, and stated that's why I removed it - too similar. Even though I took it off right away, I got snarky comments for saying why I removed it, like I was trying to steal someone's thunder. WTFE.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:43pm.

We knew something was really wrong with Big Bird when he started taking dumps on the kitchen table.

Submitted by alibinsd on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:38pm.

Where's the beef?

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:38pm.

And a side order of cheese fries please.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:31pm.

Seriously, John Mayer. We do not need to see your latest Twitter pic.

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:31pm.

_DISCLAIMER____

If I EVER rip anybody's funny idea off, it is NOT intentional. I know what I want to say & am scared I will lose it (because I'm a stoner) so I post before reading everyone's comments. I bet a lot of you do that, too, but I wouldn 't rip you off...just not my style.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:29pm.

what Kim Kardashian's ass tries to dream about when it's eye is squeezed shut to escape Kanye's Douche Hole fartin' Summer's Eve in its face.

Dammit toejam! Mine is close To yours...

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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Submitted by super8atefilm on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:28pm.

Suri and Katie have their first post Co$ meal

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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.

Submitted by Spkheller on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:26pm.

As part of her post baby diet, Jessica Simpson has decided to stop eating meat.

Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:25pm.

Folks from the July 9 Caption Contest... your order is ready!

Submitted by MelissaMuse on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:24pm.

Jessica found a use for the extra breast milk

Submitted by TangerineSpeedo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:24pm.

The latest in celebrity sponsored foods - Burger King's "Rosie O'Donnell with a Yeast Infection" was a poor stand-in for its "Whopper with Cheese."

Submitted by alibinsd on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:23pm.

Where's the beef?

Submitted by DonnaInMichigan on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:22pm.

It takes two hands to handle...the Arteriosclerosis burger...

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:20pm.

Guy Fieri: "The Mt. Rushmore of cheeziness." *fist bump*

Submitted by toejam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:14pm.

Pimp Mama Kris's latest money-maker: Having Kim scrape out the contents of her underwear for their new fetish restaurant.

Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:02pm.

If you look close enough you can see the face of Cheesus...

Submitted by The Hoople on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:11pm.

"Hey Jules, do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Poland?"

Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:10pm.

Don't eat the bun, it's loaded with carbs.

Submitted by Twatslove got2 ... on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:10pm.

Cheesus H. Christ!

Submitted by MattRyanForever on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:10pm.

The "Bloomberg" comes with lettuce, pickle, onion, tomato, 250 slices of cheese....and a 16oz Diet-Coke.

Submitted by frenchflies on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:09pm.

The "Twilight" inspired burger was a smash hit at Comic Con.

Submitted by krazykelly on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:07pm.

Introducing the new colossal cheeseburger at wendys. Comes with your choice of metamucil or dulcolax to ease your clogged bowels.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:06pm.

CHER TO HER SON: "CHAZ, LUNCH IS READY!"...

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:04pm.

How many foreskins took to make this?

Submitted by ShamelessinFlorida on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:03pm.

The Food Network has gotten so cheesey lately.

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:01pm.

Would you like a fry with that?

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Certified Slore

Submitted by kdiamond on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:59pm.

Jessica Simpson's final cheat meal before "starting her diet on Monday"...

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:59pm.

"I'd like to speak to the manager please - I asked for NO LETTUCE in my burger."

Submitted by Nameless Cynic on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:57pm.

By god, when I say "extra cheese," I don't want to hear some candy-assed excuse! I just want to hear you say "Sir, yes sir! Extra cheese coming up, sir!" DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, MARINE?!?

Submitted by cwyse on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:57pm.

Can I get my cheeseburger Britney style please!

Submitted by sara112x on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:56pm.

...and a Diet Coke, please.