Monday, July 16th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!
If you thought the residue left on the theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. - ReneOkay
Runners-up:
"I'd like to speak to the manager please - I asked for NO LETTUCE in my burger." - Lucifer_Sam
There hasn't been that much cheese on a bun since Travolta's last uncircumcised "masseur" pulled out. - OurMissC
Dr. Oz dresses up for his audience to demonstrate how constipation works. - daisy100
via Kotaku
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The image that sparked the great cow revolt of 2012.
Everyday was a bloody bull run. Stampedes leveled industry and commerce. There were Shit Ins everywhere. Careening spinning cars exploded to the sound of victorious moos. High profile veganists began funneling money and arms to the rebels. Whispers of the revolt spread globally. Soon the rampage was everywhere. It all ended when the cows got a hold of the launch codes. Indian Hindus were called in to moderate the talks that ensued. A moo world order emerged.
So the one burger says to the other: " Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no Limburger."
*sorry,could not resist*
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Atkins devotees went to their graves defending the fad diet's more questionable practices.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Leaked autopsy photos show exactly what David Hasselhoff's last meal consisted of.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
@lindsaylohan #skinnyfood1 this is how we do it
#THESOUTH
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Justin Beiber likes his food to be as cheesy as his music.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
After years of being thwarted, the Hamburgler finally perfected his disguise.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Hi Jessica? It's Weight Watchers..did you spend that 3 million we gave you on american cheese slices?"
"ummm no?"
Cheese Whiz!
They told Jessica Simpson that she needed to cut back on the cheese to lose weight. "I am," she replied.
Hef's Signature Burger, buried under layers of cheese.
when I was a waiter this douche bag says "don't be stingy with the cheese" Here you go, asshole.
Yeah sure... but it's still got nothing on Rock of Ages
They call it the Marlon Brando.
Cheesus-Christ, Martha, call the ambulance. My left side's gone numb.
Silly Jason...everybody knows you're supposed to hide Britney's engagement ring in the fries....
Snacks at the Wisconsin Welcome Center.
Mouse porn
no, no...
Southern-fried gal porn.
NO, dieters porn. No, no, no...
mouse porn, mouse porn
How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Octomom Labia Special??
Jessica Simpson was so excited when the Slim Fast people told her sticking to her diet was as simple as, a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and whatever she could stomach for dinner.
After all these years, Mayor McCheese comes out of hiding.
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Low carb
Come out, Kirstie, we know you're in there.
People magazine paid top dollars to get the first picture of the cheesiest of the kardashian's baby Penelope
Needs more cheese.
John shows Tom how HE drowns his sorrows.
Counter wench: Is there a problem Ma'am?
Customer: You damn right there's a problem! When Re Re pays 50 cents for extra cheese I better damn well get me extra cheese bitch!
Counter wench: Miss Franklin I am SO sorry I'll take care of this right away!
La Gaga portrays the culinary arts of America with a costume depicting specialty cheeses from each of the 50 States.
I can haz cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezburger?
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 9:01pm.
Just a few more slices and it will be as cheesy as "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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HAHAHA: Good one, Leenie.
Forget the "4 x 4" on In-N-Out's Secret Menu. You've gotta try the Chris Christie!
Aw! Michael K found an old picture of my ass after Thanksgiving and Christmas. Memories!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
a couple of these a week are all that has been standing in the way of john travolta getting the massage he really wanted
Jessica Simpson's wedding cake is everything she imagined it would be.
Just a few more slices and it will be as cheesy as "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Meet Mayor McCheese, the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
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Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
The Paula Deen
If you thought the residue left on theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until they make the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.
In and Out's secret Jessica Simpson style burger, the heifer special.
This is proof that Cheesus multiplied food for a crowd.
Lunchtime rocks when the Lunch Lady goes off her meds!
This is how they test you at a porn audition to see if you're able to take some "big stuff" in your mouth.
Nikki Minaj finally got rid of her tired lace front behold the new weave master piece appropriately named the Cheezing Beefer
When Eric whispered to Jessica that he wanted to tear off a piece, this is what she excitedly envisioned.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
we call it the McLoahan under all that fake cheese is very little substance.
Carnie come on, you know you're supposed to go into your gastric surgery on an empty stomach. This is like your 5th one right?
Riding the coattails of her older sisters cable tv success Kraft Kardashian scores a show on the Food Network and has scored a new boyfriend, Adam Richman.
The producers had to do Something to keep Britney at the X-Factor judges table.
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If you ever need someone to drink with, I'll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll drink with you. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I love to drink!!!
--Karen Walker
When Stuttering John ordered a ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cheeseburger, this is what he got!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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At autopsy, it was clear, if only whitney had that damn colonoscopy!