Monday, July 16th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 13th!

If you thought the residue left on the theatre seats after Magic Mike was bad, wait until the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. - ReneOkay

Runners-up:

"I'd like to speak to the manager please - I asked for NO LETTUCE in my burger." - Lucifer_Sam

There hasn't been that much cheese on a bun since Travolta's last uncircumcised "masseur" pulled out. - OurMissC

Dr. Oz dresses up for his audience to demonstrate how constipation works. - daisy100

via Kotaku

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Damn it you guys are funny!!! LS, woot! Congrats all!!! These were great.

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

Scott in NYC's picture

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Congrats to the clever winners!

Vern's picture

Yay Hookers!!!!!!!!!

*Rescues The Fab Miss C from the bottom bun*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:18pm.

Thank youuuuuuuuuuu ♥

Congrats winners esp. to our Lucy girl. ♥
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Sweetas's picture

LMAO!! Way to go winners!!! Rene ahahahhaha!

♥♥daisy & OurMissC♥♥

daisy100's picture

Congrats winners and thank you MK, that was for your mom!

OurMissC's picture

Rene that was awesome! Congrats everybody and thanks MK!

Life is too short to drink cheap booze.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Haha, jack *pow pow* ;o)

guest

Oh my! First time I've semi-won anything!

guest's picture

daisy100♥ LOL! Lucy Sam...ahahahaha ♥! OurMissC...olololol!! RenOkay...lmao!

Congrats everyone.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congrats to all the weiners!! Especially to LUCY and her freaking 32Cs!!!!!
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perky's picture

Hahahahaaaa...I am sitting here in Las Vegas airport snickering to myself at all you funny hussies!! I should show the pic to the horribly hungover chap next to me. "Hey buddy, you want a cheeseburger?"

Strepsi's picture

An entire season of American Idol in one serving.

Mooper's picture

I can has cheezburrrrrrrrgggggh.

skabazzle's picture

The latest menu special from the Heart Attack Grill.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

skabazzle's picture

John Travolta frequently revisits his role of Vincent Vega by pounding down a Royale with Cheese. He was only getting those masseurs to help him pass giant cheese turds, that's all! No funny business!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Im the Mary's picture

Pizza the Hutt's first born son.

ProfessorVP's picture

At last, something cheesier than a Neil Diamond concert.

Burger on the Right: "You should get that checked out."

Burger on the Left: "I'll put some ketchup on it it'll go down"

dfanintheD's picture

Mayor McCheese has no appetite for austerity measures.

Hoolrah's picture

E-Harmony user "Kraft Singles'" profile picture.

Hoolrah's picture

Kirstie Alley: "Well, I already pre-burned off the calories from unwrapping each slice...soooo, this technically doesn't count, amirite?"

sitbooboosit's picture

Where's the beef?

The super duper pro-food fight cheeseburger.

Behold, the first post-it cheeseburger. Just write with ketchup and press to a wall. It's non-toxic, eco, and totally delicious!

*FUideas not liable for any disease or illness endured. Not recommended for use in producers offices, starlet trailers or hollywood nightclubs.

Putting a burger in a cheese cinco de mayo dress is not the weird part.

REWARD:

Persian cat chillaxin, belly-up on a couch was drive-by assaulted with cheese and a sesame seed bun. Lettuce know if you have any information.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!

Cheese that's a big burger.

What was left over after lil kims face exfoliation!

Bubba27's picture

I had a funny caption, but I forgot it. It's cause I'm high.. haha.. cheese. yum. :)

blather999's picture

The Tower of Cheese-za is leaning but Kirstie has offered to repair the damage in 30 minutes at no cost.
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"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West

eseattle's picture

"Um, I actually asked for no cheese..."

Bruce Jenner's newest procedure is complete.

Somehow I keep getting Jessica Simpson's room service...

ruebenboobies's picture

a slimmer Christina Aguilera shows off her new summer beach bod

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ruebenboobies's picture

RueBoo

blah's picture

works better than imodium

dfanintheD's picture

Posh Beckham's pornography is even more disturbing than her music.

joe shmoe's picture

No matter how you slice it, this is Paula Deen's most inspired work.

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El Bastardo's picture

Put it away Phoebe Price, nobody wants to see that!

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My Lover!
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El Bastardo's picture

Damn, not another Tommy Lee sextape!

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My Lover!
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A staple food item in Paula Deen' s low carb diet.

A staple food item in Paula Deen' s low carb diet.

El Bastardo's picture

The Surrender Monkeys love their Fromageburgers soooo much. Mon Dieu.

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My Lover!
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fleawatch's picture

Charlie Sheen continues to deny that he is jaunidced.....winning.....say cheese....I'm not jaunidced, I'm winning....

fleawatch's picture

I recognize him, the little cap, the beady eyes......the smell of rancid cheese.....that guy was my cab driver last night...

fleawatch's picture

Adele passed on the ice and went for the rare cheese sculpture at her wedding...classy......

ruby_lucite_slippers's picture

For her Spring 2013 wedding, the wedding planner finds Adele the perfect cake.