By popular demand, here’s a NSFWish (without headphones due to a little scream cursing) video you might have already seen of a girl in an orange hoodie just fishing on her deck and being like, “Oh, hey fish, I just met you and this OHMYSHIT ITSAFAWKINGSHAAAAAWK!” Dude even says, “Reel it in!” Reel in a big ass shawk? He’s crazy for that one. You know, if I was a shark, that’s how I’d want to be greeted. I bet that shawk is sad it can never have a beer with that dude, because everybody should have a beer with that dude. It’d be the most exciting beer ever.
And now I’m off to the dentist again for another round of fun, so I’ll be gone for a while. I know, my mouth will always be a dirty gutter trap, so I don’t even know why I bother. Whatever, I just hope that my dentist has already seen this video and when he pulls out some disgusting crap from my mouth he screams, “It’s a big ass shaaaawk!”