Open Post & Quick Programming Note: Hosted By A BIG ASS SHAAAAAAAAAWK!
By popular demand, here's a NSFWish (without headphones due to a little scream cursing) video you might have already seen of a girl in an orange hoodie just fishing on her deck and being like, "Oh, hey fish, I just met you and this OHMYSHIT ITSAFAWKINGSHAAAAAWK!" Dude even says, "Reel it in!" Reel in a big ass shawk? He's crazy for that one. You know, if I was a shark, that's how I'd want to be greeted. I bet that shawk is sad it can never have a beer with that dude, because everybody should have a beer with that dude. It'd be the most exciting beer ever.
And now I'm off to the dentist again for another round of fun, so I'll be gone for a while. I know, my mouth will always be a dirty gutter trap, so I don't even know why I bother. Whatever, I just hope that my dentist has already seen this video and when he pulls out some disgusting crap from my mouth he screams, "It's a big ass shaaaawk!"
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EvilShoe...I also take Magnesium for migraine. It seems to be working! I used to get them at *least* once a month and they would last 2-3 DAYS. I, too, was "functional"...just in a lot of pain. I think I've had 1? since I started w. the Magnesium/Calcium/Zinc multi vit. It's also helped (I think) w. period cramps.
I've only had the ocular kind once. How often do you have those? They are HORRIBLE. I thought I was stroking out or something when it happened!
I'm also pretty sure my migraines caused my Sudden Hearing Loss in my lft. ear. I've been researching...and since the drs can't figure out what caused it, that's my conclusion. Who knew migraines could cause hearing loss?!
Hey Evil Shoe
Post concussion too. Thanks for talking about. Will come back later to take notes. Got lots of vision things going also. Acupuncture helped a lot, cranial manipulation. Massage is very good, but I can't take too much of strangers touching me. Haha.
Re: Hekki's kombucha.
Hekki you smart slut,
Care to share the how to? I do know it SMELLS during fermentation like a mf. You mentioned making money at home. You could have a business selling foods you make. Not that hard to get a home kitchen approved once upon a time.
MK Hope your smile is back in order soon. :-)
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Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 9:55am.
Agreed! I used to drink it all the time.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:32pm.
Coconut water is gross tasting and smells like feet, but it really works at hydrating you in a flash.
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If the coconut water you're drinking smells funny and tastes gross then it should be thrown away immediately! It's stale and the only thing it will do is send you to the bathroom immediately. I would know as I have lived all my life in the Caribbean and my grandparents have coconut trees in the backyard. Fresh coconut water is clear and has a light smell, it is naturally sweet with a very refreshing taste. Fresh coconut water looks like regular bottled water. If the coconut water you consume looks milky or cloudy it is stale and should not be consumed especially if it smells bad. Coconut water has a very short shelf life of about three days before it turns.
I also take Magnesium/Potassium for headaches, it helps.
Tharmar, I have had headaches my whole life. I'm a functioning migrane suffer, I can work etc and luckily don't have to sit in a dark room.
I use an Imitrex Rx when it's really bad (1-3 a year) it's non-narcotic (not a fan of pain meds). My issue now is post-concussion headaches and ocular migraines which are new to me. UGH the light show from the ocular part is downright freaky! It's headache floaters on crack, lit up in weird shapes. It's not a detached retina, I checked.
I use BC powders which can give you rebounds if not careful. I avoid anything with Nutrasweet (migraine/headache trigger) I'm always surprised how many don't know and jug tons of diet soda. I avoid bananas, pecans, Chinese food (even if they say no MSG) and anything overly sugared.
OT Headaches, they finally left when hormones left for me. In other words I aged out of them. Until then it can be brutal. Most pain meds caused rebound headaches. Avoid your triggers. Don't dwell on shit you can't fix.
Urmomma congrats on new job!
Peace out sluts.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:53am
You're welcome, maybe you will!
Good night.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 3:17am.
Thanks for the update! It's a really funny thought that we may unknowingly pass one another in some street.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:59am.
Within seems to be MIA. Has anyone seen her around lately?
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She is on vacation in Amsterdam, I believe someone said a couple of days ago.
Within seems to be MIA. Has anyone seen her around lately?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
A little Pink Floyd goes a long way, ESE. Good night for later!
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well, folks... this is all i've got for you all tonight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlVQcBxiNRY
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Sharks are scary, but bull sharks are not as scary as Great Whites which is what swims at my beach. And eats the other swimmers.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=ayt92W__sM9c
Congratulations on the new job, urmomma!
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...new job. joy, but has kept me from y'all.....new computer, too.....dammit! i am missin' you *eats fajitas angrily....* naw....miss ya. and shit.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
@KA
It pays not to ignore tiny strip mall shops! :D
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 11:49pm.
Hot and sour soup. Not fast food crap, but soup that is made fresh from a small Mom and Pop Asian restaurant.
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i totally concur on hot and sour. i get mine from a tiny korean place. if i'm sick with a cold or sinus infection that stuff is the shit.
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Hola, horz!
Very tardy to the party and haven't read even close to part of the posts. But I did notice that many of the recent ones on this thread were about medicinal foods, so I gotta add mine.
Hot and sour soup. Not fast food crap, but soup that is made fresh from a small Mom and Pop Asian restaurant.
My go-to place is owned and operated by a first generation family from Tibet. I've moved since discovering them, but will gladly make the now 15-20 minute drive for the magical concoction. *looking at right wheel* That may be tomorrow!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:32pm.
When I consume yogurt for more than a few days, I develop a slight flush on my face.
When I try coconut water, it makes me think of cold dishwater.
Kombucha is a live- culture, fermented (slightly alcoholic) drink. A lot of people love it, but the taste reminds me of vomit.
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Kombucha
I used to drink that shit, it taste like carbonated dish water but I gotta say, I used to feel fantastic after drinking it! Better than 5 hour energy or coffee at keeping me focused an alert while at work!
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Sans Fards: we LOVE kefir. My kids beg me for it. But it's $$$ when three kids drink it up in one sitting.
I love kombucha and used to brew my own. Gotta get back to doing that... Also make sauerkraut and pickles.
As with kefir, drinking it makes me feel really good.
I totally believe in the benefits of live/fermented foods.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:32pm.
When I consume yogurt for more than a few days, I develop a slight flush on my face.
When I try coconut water, it makes me think of cold dishwater.
Kombucha is a live- culture, fermented (slightly alcoholic) drink. A lot of people love it, but the taste reminds me of vomit.
mike, I'm not a big yogurt fan either. I tried some kefir today from Trader Joes and it tasted like a raspberry smoothie with very little sugar, which I can get down with.
Coconut water is gross tasting and smells like feet, but it really works at hydrating you in a flash. Never tried kombucha....isn't that the stuff Lindsay Lohan claimed to be drinking when she failed the breathalyzer?
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:18pm.
I dunno. Just because.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:18pm.
I dunno. Just because.
Part of me (more than I'm willing to admit) is a strict traditionalist.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:13pm.
Anyone ever tried drinking kefir on a regular basis? I know a bunch of people who swear by it. My immune system has gone on vacation lately.
I've like to say I do, but live-culture yogurt products are one of the healthful things I don't like enough to consume regularly (see also: coconut water and kambucha).
Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:06pm.
What kind of scotch? Glenlivet? McCallan?
Highland Park. My New Years resolution was to learn to appreciate good scotch. It's been a slow-go.
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Because.....?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:13pm.
My SIL.
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Anyone ever tried drinking kefir on a regular basis? I know a bunch of people who swear by it. My immune system has gone on vacation lately.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:06pm.
What kind of scotch? Glenlivet? McCallan?
Highland Park. My New Years resolution was to learn to appreciate good scotch. It's been a slow-go.
What kind of scotch? Glenlivet? McCallan?
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:59pm.
@ Dog
Those sound good!
Don't think we have a Stop and Shop in Canada. Maybe, I'll just mail you the $10 plus a bit extra for the cookie.
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I'll just put it on your tab and make Cappy drive the Hoveround up there to collect.
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Everybody's leaving and the effects of my scotch are just beginning!
Thanks Spider.
Have a good night.
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@ Dog
Those sound good!
Don't think we have a Stop and Shop in Canada. Maybe, I'll just mail you the $10 plus a bit extra for the cookie.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:57pm.
Night Diamond...and your new name FITS you. ;-)
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:55pm.
Mike, turmeric is good for your skin? Topically or ingested?
Both, or so I've read. I took it in capsule form. It is supposed to good for inflammation.
@ Hekki
Stress does strange things to the body, doesn't it? My biggest fear is that I won't find something else in my field. But, then again, I need to pay the bills so if I have to waitress again so be it.
G'night all.
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Mike, turmeric is good for your skin? Topically or ingested?
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The opening chords of "What Makes You Beautiful" sound just like "Summer Lovin'"
Anyone else get all excited for nothing?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:45pm.
@ Dog
LOL!
You always make me laugh. :-)
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That'll be $10.00 for the diagnosis plus a cookie because I'm hungry.
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Chocolate chip or oatmeal?
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The ones from Stop and Shop. White chocolate and macadamia nuts wiff brown sugar.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:49pm.
I've tried that (supposed to be good for your skin), but I didn't notice any salutary effects.
Salma/Diamond: Oooh I had the eye twitch when I was getting a lot of pressure to get a job. It sucked donkey balls. It's stress.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:43pm.
You can. I Googled it.
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I have a friend who swears by turmeric, believe it or not. She mixes it in water and bolts it down. She swears it alleviates sinus headaches. I'm sure it does but I think that's because her head explodes from the heat.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:45pm.
@ Dog
LOL!
You always make me laugh. :-)
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That'll be $10.00 for the diagnosis plus a cookie because I'm hungry.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 9:45pm.
@ Dog
LOL!
You always make me laugh. :-)
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That'll be $10.00 for the diagnosis plus a cookie because I'm hungry.
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