Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart somehow lost her outfit on the way to Comic-Con and thankfully a time-traveling hooker/back-up dancer for Jem! from the 80s was kind of enough to lend her some shit to wear – Lainey Gossip
My guess is Katie Holmes is renaming Suri “Scout,” because she promised not to change it to her first choice of XenuCanEatShit in the divorce settlement – The Superficial
The Tater Sisters still hate their mom. Oh well, more whip-its for Demi! – Celebitchy
Wayne Gretsky’s daughter is back to trollin’ for attention on Twitter – Drunken Stepfather
YAAASSS = The AbFab Olympics Special – Towleroad
It hurts the tips of my fingers to type this, but Jessica Biel looks good – Hollywood Tuna
WUSSES! All of them! – The Berry
What JLo really meant to say is, “Show me the MONAY, bitch!” – Popsugar
My one thought about this is, Kate Upton is only 20?! – ICYDK
Guinness Book of World Records, stand by, because methinks Stacy Keibler is about to beat Elisabetta Canalis’ record as George Clooney’s longest piece – Just Jared
Hayden Pantawhatever looking like the Homecoming Queen of the troll prom – Popoholic
The Cat Video Film Festival is going to be like the Coachella for lonely spinsters (and yes, I’m buying us all tickets) – OMG Blog
Are we sure that’s just not Johnny Depp in a pink gingham shirt (no offense to Tasya) – Moe Jackson
On a totally different note, I wish my nickname was Vodka Mom – Videogum
Mischa Barton got a job…. in a stage production…. of Steel Magnolias…. in Ireland… and she’s working as one of the ushers (no, she’s a seat filler, silly) – I’m Not Obsessed
FOUND: Khloe Kardashian’s baby videos – Cityrag
Penelope Cruz better do the right thing and name this one Concepcion – Hollywood Rag
(Picture via Pacific Coast News)