Night Crumbs

July 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart somehow lost her outfit on the way to Comic-Con and thankfully a time-traveling hooker/back-up dancer for Jem! from the 80s was kind of enough to lend her some shit to wear – Lainey Gossip

My guess is Katie Holmes is renaming Suri “Scout,” because she promised not to change it to her first choice of XenuCanEatShit in the divorce settlement – The Superficial 

The Tater Sisters still hate their mom. Oh well, more whip-its for Demi! – Celebitchy

Wayne Gretsky’s daughter is back to trollin’ for attention on Twitter – Drunken Stepfather

YAAASSS = The AbFab Olympics Special – Towleroad

It hurts the tips of my fingers to type this, but Jessica Biel looks good – Hollywood Tuna 

WUSSES! All of them! – The Berry 

What JLo really meant to say is, “Show me the MONAY, bitch!” – Popsugar

My one thought about this is, Kate Upton is only 20?! – ICYDK

Guinness Book of World Records, stand by, because methinks Stacy Keibler is about to beat Elisabetta Canalis’ record as George Clooney’s longest piece – Just Jared

Hayden Pantawhatever looking like the Homecoming Queen of the troll prom – Popoholic

The Cat Video Film Festival is going to be like the Coachella for lonely spinsters (and yes, I’m buying us all tickets) – OMG Blog

Are we sure that’s just not Johnny Depp in a pink gingham shirt (no offense to Tasya) – Moe Jackson

On a totally different note, I wish my nickname was Vodka MomVideogum

Mischa Barton got a job…. in a stage production…. of Steel Magnolias…. in Ireland… and she’s working as one of the ushers (no, she’s a seat filler, silly) – I’m Not Obsessed

FOUND: Khloe Kardashian’s baby videos – Cityrag

Penelope Cruz better do the right thing and name this one Concepcion – Hollywood Rag

(Picture via Pacific Coast News

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