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meh. Not a good idea to change a kid's name when she's that old. Names are part of someone's identity...I'd be worried it would mess her up psychologically.
On the other hand, Suri sounds like "surly". Maybe "Suri" wouldn't be so "surly" if her name was changed.

Never mind Kristen's tits, why is Pattinson photobombing behind her?

Submitted by StrangeLight on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:49am.
kate upton has great tits.

No. They are big - that's it.

She's 20 and they already droop down to her stomach. Imagine where they'll be when she's 30.

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:11am.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!! What really pisses me off is that supposedly she's fucking on Justin Verlander(Detroit Tiger's pitcher for all that don't know or like baseball). I love him and will lose all, and I mean ALL, respect for him if that is true. That slut(and not the good kind) needs to keep her nasty flapjacks off my team. Because she's from Michigan, you better believe the local media is trying extra hard to make that bitch happen. Blech, she looks like every other silicone barbie doll here that is actually born a natural brunette with pasty white skin and an A cup.
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:-( I may lose respect for him too. But mostly I will just loathe Kate. I already think she's trashy too after seeing her on that cheeseburger commercial. It was so stupid. I didn't know she was from Michigan, but now that you mentioned it, I can see the media trying to make that happen. All the Detroit news channels will for sure. :((((

I'm going to have to join the I Hate Kate Upton fan club because of her supposed relationship with Justin Verlander. ;-( So sad.

Kristen Stewart's outfit is actually not terrible, that is, until you get to the shoes. That girl can never get it right when it comes to footwear.

Also, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem seem like the coolest couple ever.
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kate upton has great tits. and occasionally she takes a photo where she looks like a young-ish anna nicole smith. that's about it. she looks like a future fat chick, just one box of donuts away from blowing up. but you know, there's more terrible stuff in the world than to see the fashion industry celebrate someone with back fat.

amber heard's girlfriend is hotter than johnny depp. she looks like she showers.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:32pm.
TellysWorld -- Kate Upton is lazy & sloppy, with her sloppy titties hanging out all over the place. She's gotten popular for having them hanging out all over the place and for nothing else. Her body is nothing to write home about, it's box-like at best, she dresses like trash because she is trash. I can't wait for the cow to go away. I know, any woman who says they'd kill for that body should have their head examined.
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!! What really pisses me off is that supposedly she's fucking on Justin Verlander(Detroit Tiger's pitcher for all that don't know or like baseball). I love him and will lose all, and I mean ALL, respect for him if that is true. That slut(and not the good kind) needs to keep her nasty flapjacks off my team. Because she's from Michigan, you better believe the local media is trying extra hard to make that bitch happen. Blech, she looks like every other silicone barbie doll here that is actually born a natural brunette with pasty white skin and an A cup.

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

a DLister nailed it a little while back saying KStew had a "Welfare Face" comparable to Teen Mom Janelle..

She looks like she prolly smells like dirty scalp and has stinky bref and feets.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:32am.

as a ghey man, ive seen all kinds of tetas in the wrong bra, and it seems kstew has got the right bra on because the girls are really uplifting in that pic.

I can never decide whether KStew is basically a shy person or just devoid of personality. Either way I am not a fan.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

My two cents--and I know nothing about bras: It's some new type of bra. I saw a chick wearing one today while walking back from lunch (me; I have no idea where she was going). It's got some sort of build-up band between the boobs, like a fleshy suspension bridge.

LOL MK wants every latina to be named Concepcion.

Has Kstew always had big tits? or is that a wonder bra??

or maybe missy is finally wearing the right bra to lift up the two girls, push them closer but still have that seperation to create the plunging cleavage.

Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 10:42pm.
Okay, I'm with everyone else - the first thing I thought when I saw the photo was "What the fuck did Kristen do to her boobs, they're huge
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tits for twitlights get them here cheap. if she got a boob job, it's a bad one. so fucking obvious. hate this twat. no talent, just dumb luck

loathe that kirsten bitch. see she bought herself some boobage. no talent bitch got famous for being in those hideous twitlight movies. GODDAMN ARE THERE NO MORE REAL ACTORS OUT THERE?

Has Kristen been to see the Bangkok Titty Slapper?

More importantly, Penny Cruz is looking hot. Either Javier or motherhood agree with her.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:32pm.
TellysWorld -- Kate Upton is lazy & sloppy, with her sloppy titties hanging out all over the place. She's gotten popular for having them hanging out all over the place and for nothing else. Her body is nothing to write home about, it's box-like at best, she dresses like trash because she is trash. I can't wait for the cow to go away. I know, any woman who says they'd kill for that body should have their head examined.
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^^^^^THIS

In their bulls-eye feature on the back page, the last issue of Entertainment Weekly actually said, "Can everyone please stop trying to make Kate Upton happen?"

A-fucking-men, EW. And Twat Muffin!

Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:54pm.
What in the Sam Hill is wrong with Paulina Gretzky? You'd think with a superstar athlete pa and a gorgeous actress mother, life would present something more grand to her than the opportunity to flash her cans to anyone who cares.
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From what I've read, the Gretskys were hardly Ozzie and Harriet. They got a lot of negative press a few years back for Janet's compulsive gambling and all sorts of shady shit. Paulina's issues aren't happening in a vacuum.

Katie reminds me a little of Mia Farrow, who changed the names of her kids with Woody Allen as soon as she was able (good thing, too - Satchel became Ronan, Dylan became Malone). Don't blame them at all - I'd want to erase the memory of both men ASAP too.

Thank God Penelope Cruz escaped Xenu's mitts and is now a normal wife and mom with Bardem. Whew.

Okay, I'm with everyone else - the first thing I thought when I saw the photo was "What the fuck did Kristen do to her boobs, they're huge!"

@Twatty You're right about that one. She dresses trashy for trashy men. I love women who embrace their natural curves and all, but having them sloppy tiddays flop all around like that, I mean come on! That's the real reason she is being called fat nowadays and it has nothing to do with her weight. I want to poke her with a sharp stick to see if that lava lamp wax will ooze out of her.

Give me back my goddamn HELMET!

Demi needs to grow the fuck up. I did the same shit to my dad. He was always acting like a frat boy, even though he was over 50 years old. I told him that I didn't need a friend I needed a father. And that was the end of it. It's sad when you out-mature your parents.

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I like Jessica Biel and would love to climb mountains with her...she's built for speed.

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Big fake boobies don't help Paulina Gretzky who looks NOT young and fresh in the face - butterface, right?

@Kisa, I live in Ottawa. There are a lot of women here who have had their breasts enlarged. There are also lots of face lifts and nose jobs. There are over 30,000,000 in this country, you can't have seen them all.

Submitted by soulks on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:52pm.

I didnt know KStew could smile, much better. When did she get boobies?

More like a smirk...she's a good smirker! I heard that if you massage your boobs a lot they get bigger...maybe she's been getting busy lately.

The Tater sisters probably just want their mother to GROW THE FUCK UP!

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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:54pm.
What in the Sam Hill is wrong with Paulina Gretzky? You'd think with a superstar athlete pa and a gorgeous actress mother, life would present something more grand to her than the opportunity to flash her cans to anyone who cares (and I'm not sure anyone outside of my Canuckistan homeland does anyway).

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I just read in the Globe & Mail that Daddy Wayne had her shut down her Twitter account. She is 22, FFS!
I mean if she wants to be an actress just go to auditions like anyone else.
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I didnt know KStew could smile, much better. When did she get boobies?

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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"

What in the Sam Hill is wrong with Paulina Gretzky? You'd think with a superstar athlete pa and a gorgeous actress mother, life would present something more grand to her than the opportunity to flash her cans to anyone who cares (and I'm not sure anyone outside of my Canuckistan homeland does anyway).

Jessica Biel is damn hot. Quasar hot. I still drool over the 2007 Golden Globe appearance of *her* Golden Globes:

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/goldenglobes/photos/0,,20050851_1...

ABFAB is the shit. The end.

Did she get new tittyballs?

Lucifer Sam: Well, fuck you. I'm talking about cable tee vee viewers, I think lowest common demoninator is self explanatory. But thanks for being a cunt.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

TellysWorld -- Kate Upton is lazy & sloppy, with her sloppy titties hanging out all over the place. She's gotten popular for having them hanging out all over the place and for nothing else. Her body is nothing to write home about, it's box-like at best, she dresses like trash because she is trash. I can't wait for the cow to go away. I know, any woman who says they'd kill for that body should have their head examined.

Submitted by youarestupid on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 7:39pm.
Tom didn't legally adopt Suri because he legally gave her his dna. How do people keep insisting she's not his kid? She looks just like him.
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I know it's idiotic. As if gay men don't have sperm or access to a turkey baster. WTF People.

Every damn time my migraine striks and I need to just fking shut down and sleep in the dark sans wine MK's got to invoke a dead-on exact 80s reference and I got to jump on here. Lol @ "a time-traveling hooker/back-up dancer for Jem! from the 80s "
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word MK, all that glum ho KStew needs is some puke green hair and purple lightning bolt eyeshadow to complete the look 8-P

@ Kisa

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I reckon that the Katie article is spin from Tombelina's camp.

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Ok, so I'm the only one who noticed Edward Cullen's rapeface in the background? lol

I'm not a Kate Upton hater per se but it astonishes me why she is so popular and why women come to her defense, even going as far as saying "I'd kill to have HER body!" She looks lazy and sloppy, and she dresses like trash. I would rather dress appropriately for my shape than to kill for her body.

Give me back my goddamn HELMET!

Diamond dog - it's cuz you're on the west coast and a lot closer to the Hollywood machine of beauty. Fake fake fake I'm central so pretty stable but Ive got family in nova scotia and pei where it's gorgeous there so laid back like you've stepped back in time to when people didn't lock their doors so serene and all the salty air from the Atlantic ocean ! Wonderful place to live very inexpensive however there is a shortage of work and even fishing has been compromised due to the govt bans.
B.C. Is the flip of the coin with housing & real estate prices in the stratosphere !
Ontario is a good median of the two extremes with affordable homes and high paying jobs to afford one with a sustainable family life. Plus free health care with the
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 7:42pm.
I hate when people use the term "the lowest common denominator" in reference to people. It is a worthless cliche that actually has NO meaning in context.

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Plus, it reminds me too much of high school math class. *shudders*
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Submitted by youarestupid on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 7:39pm.
How do people keep insisting she's not his kid? She looks just like him.

There are a lot of people whoarestupid

I hate when people use the term "the lowest common denominator" in reference to people. It is a worthless cliche that actually has NO meaning in context.

Tom didn't legally adopt Suri because he legally gave her his dna. How do people keep insisting she's not his kid? She looks just like him.

Kristen does have a pretty face, but insists on looking like something that sleeps in a sewer.