Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 12, 2012 / Posted by:

No, Lynn is not today’s Hot Slut for choosing to drink her hot beverage of choice out of an “I’d Rather Be Drinking Tequila” mug, but she should be. Lynn is today’s Hot Slut for shamelessly going on TLC’s Strange Sex (the #1 reason why Clorox should come out with a brain-cleansing version of their bleach) and opening herself up (pun intended) about her… Well, I’ll give you this quote and let you guess what Lynn is opening up about:

“In a sense it would be like having your hand in a glove originally, and now throwing it into pudding.” 

If that’s how it is, then Michelle Duggar must have the Jell-O pudding factory complete with ALL the loading docks up in there. Lynn went on Strange Sex, because after popping out two kids (the second one might’ve come out sideways, according to her husband), her sugar walls melted and stretched into a silo full of taco meat. Lynn’s husband of 39 years, Jonny, eloquently says that sexing on his wife is like throwing a baseball down a hallway. Ole’ Jonny should probably get his dick situation checked out, because I’ve seen a lot of peens and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that’s shaped like a baseball and bounces off of walls and shit.

So because Lynn’s coochie burps sound like the echo sounds one makes when gargling creamed beef in a cave, she went to the doctor to get her hymen wall re-installed. I know, maybe Lynn’s husband should get his dick pumped up instead. If you can’t get into Lynn talking about her chocha like it’s something you buy at Modell’s Sporting Goods, then get into your gorgeous Gene Simmons hair.

Lynn’s pudding cup pussy really should’ve been HSTOD in honor of Bill Cosby’s 75th birthday and all. :/

via Buzzfeed

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