On CNN last night, viewers watched what happens when an angry midget monkey and a smug, soft dick in a suit start talking about MURDER! Robert Blake was on Piers Morgan to whore out his memoirs where he writes about Our Gang, Baretta and other things, and it seems like Piers just wanted to talk about those other things including his wife’s murder. Robert was found not guilty of Bonnie Lee Bakley’s murder, but was found liable in a civil suit. I don’t know if Robert murdered his wife, but if he did and got away with it, he should probably keep his tiny turtle lips shut and just fake cry uncontrollably anytime somebody brings it up. But on last night’s show, Robert didn’t keep his lips shut up about it and when after a bitch.
In the clip above, Robert’s ass lips start to boil when he thinks Piers is accusing him of being a teller of lies and said, “I’ve never allowed anyone to ask me the questions you’re asking.” Robert tells Piers that he chose him for the interview, because he trusted him and Robert assumed Piers would trust him. Robert then said the line I’m going to use every time I want to change the subject with a bitch: “Then we better start talking about The Little Rascals.“
In the clip below, Piers keeps pressing into the murder of Bonnie Lee Bakley and Robert sits there with his arms crossed like a cunty toddler sitting in a full diaper As Piers tries to dig deeper into his wife’s murder, Robert puts his hand on Piers’ shovel and says that the case is boring and irrelevant. Robert says that his wife’s death isn’t the most significant part of his life. It’s like watching an elderly chihuahua growl at an empty douche bottle.
I couldn’t find a clip of it, but later on in the interview, Robert calls Piers “Charlie Potatoes” (definition: a bitch who thinks he’s hot shit) and keeps calling him Charlie for the rest of the night. Robert later said that Bonnie was a con artist and she was most likely murdered by someone she fucked over in the past.
The whole interview can be summed up in 2 words: U MAD?
I love that asshole Piers kept poking a trick. I love that asshole Robert poked back. And I really love that Robert looked like Elmer Fudd going to a gay cowboy bar. I really hope that when Piers sat his desk this morning, he found a gift basket from Robert full of a Little Rascals DVD, a butt dildo shaped like a middle finger and documents for Piers to legally change his name to Charlie Potatoes.