Crazy Bitch Robert Blake Goes Full Crazy Bitch On Charlie Potatoes
On CNN last night, viewers watched what happens when an angry midget monkey and a smug, soft dick in a suit start talking about MURDER! Robert Blake was on Piers Morgan to whore out his memoirs where he writes about Our Gang, Baretta and other things, and it seems like Piers just wanted to talk about those other things including his wife's murder. Robert was found not guilty of Bonnie Lee Bakley's murder, but was found liable in a civil suit. I don't know if Robert murdered his wife, but if he did and got away with it, he should probably keep his tiny turtle lips shut and just fake cry uncontrollably anytime somebody brings it up. But on last night's show, Robert didn't keep his lips shut up about it and when after a bitch.
In the clip above, Robert's ass lips start to boil when he thinks Piers is accusing him of being a teller of lies and said, "I've never allowed anyone to ask me the questions you're asking." Robert tells Piers that he chose him for the interview, because he trusted him and Robert assumed Piers would trust him. Robert then said the line I'm going to use every time I want to change the subject with a bitch: "Then we better start talking about The Little Rascals."
In the clip below, Piers keeps pressing into the murder of Bonnie Lee Bakley and Robert sits there with his arms crossed like a cunty toddler sitting in a full diaper As Piers tries to dig deeper into his wife's murder, Robert puts his hand on Piers' shovel and says that the case is boring and irrelevant. Robert says that his wife's death isn't the most significant part of his life. It's like watching an elderly chihuahua growl at an empty douche bottle.
I couldn't find a clip of it, but later on in the interview, Robert calls Piers "Charlie Potatoes" (definition: a bitch who thinks he's hot shit) and keeps calling him Charlie for the rest of the night. Robert later said that Bonnie was a con artist and she was most likely murdered by someone she fucked over in the past.
The whole interview can be summed up in 2 words: U MAD?
I love that asshole Piers kept poking a trick. I love that asshole Robert poked back. And I really love that Robert looked like Elmer Fudd going to a gay cowboy bar. I really hope that when Piers sat his desk this morning, he found a gift basket from Robert full of a Little Rascals DVD, a butt dildo shaped like a middle finger and documents for Piers to legally change his name to Charlie Potatoes.
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he still is haggard and hotter than the hinges of hell. i would have sent him a letter when i cried over how sad and old and sunken he seemed at that trial, but i realized it would not have been the opportune time for some broad who had a thing for him since i watched baretta with my Dad when i was like eight. fucking issue ridden chicks.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 10:05am.
If you are going to kill someone, L.A. is the place to do it. How many have gotten off? O.j., Blake, and Phil Spectar come to mind.
Hello??? Phil Spector WAS convicted of murder and is in prison!
If you are going to kill someone, L.A. is the place to do it. How many have gotten off? O.j., Blake, and Phil Spectar come to mind.
What in tarnation is he wearing? The auditions for Magic Mike are done ya foolio.
If memory serves me correctly, he brings a gun with him to a restaurant and then blam! wifey shot dead in his car. Oh no, nothing suspicious here folks. Hopefully that kid they had together is being raised by some sane folks.
I like Robert Blake and think he is a fine actor. I think LAPD and the D.A. treated him like shit. His children have all turned out to be well adjusted. To me, that is the best testament to his character.
babybunny - I'm not sticking up for a murderer but Blake did not kill Bonnie because of his rotten childhood where she wound up collateral damage in his adult life. He killed her because she was scamming him big time and he couldn't get rid of her. I remember listening to a recording of her and her brother discussing the scam THEY were perpetrating on Blake. She did not sound frightened, just very experienced in the art of con and knowledgable of her subject. She knew Blake was not stupid and she knew he wouldn't take her shit. She wanted to move on to some stupid son of some other actor. Her brother was very persuasive and encouraging with her continuing with Blake since she was already living in one of his backyard guest cottages as a charity case. Personally, I have never heard of any creepy behavior on Blake's part aside from this. His first wife divorced him and got a shitload. She obviously wasn't afraid of him.
Robert Blake is one lucky bastard. He had his wife whacked. She was a tired manipulator, but she didn't deserve being shot. I really dislike Piers Morgan. He was especially nasty on Celebrity Apprentice. Screw Piers, and screw Robert Blake. Bastards.
I don't care what nobody says love me some Robert Blake and no, he did not kill his wife. at least i don't think he did.
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Wow, he just keeps sliding - Bobby B. was scaring me, and I'm on the other side of a computer screen. BTW, there was always talk that the dog in LR was poisoned because it was 'a mean SOB', according to Hollywood lore - maybe PM should bring Blake back and ask him about THAT...it might be the straw to allow us to see Morgan get his ass soundly kicked all over the soundstage (cannot, cannot stand the man!)
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by doncorleone: "Ron Howard!!! Thanks, I forgot about him."
Oh, and Fred Savage (who was a birthday slut recently). He's normal and successful.
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And Fred's costar, Danica McKellar, who played Winnie Cooper turned out pretty darn well too.
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"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" Steven Wright
When I was a kid in the 60s, watching those rascals things was so weird it was disturbing and surreal. I apologize if this was racist, but on one episode I recall the teacher asking buckwheat to use the word Isthmus in a sentence. He says "Iss must be my lucky day!"
At the time I didn't know what an Isthmus was (geographical feature), so I didn't quite get the joke. I seem to recall folks asking him what his name was and he responded "Buuu--Wheat".
Given alphalpha, I don't think buckwheat was by any means portrayed as the dumbest or weirdest kid among the rascals. Like I said it was weird and disturbing, but we only had three channels, and its what was on.
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Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 7:53pm.
I fucking hate myself for forgetting Buckwheat!!! It must be because it so motherfucking hot here I can't believe it
Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:15pm.
Actually, I watched the entire trial when it went down. I know the case very well.
1. The man Blake supposedly approached to have her killed was a guy that had a rap sheet a mile long.
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I never had to really think about it, but I'm thinking that IS the sort of guy you approach to kill someone for you, and not some law abiding, upstanding young man.
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Submitted by doncorleone: "Ron Howard!!! Thanks, I forgot about him."
Oh, and Fred Savage (who was a birthday slut recently). He's normal and successful.
Piers is 130% pure asshole. I think he's singlehandedly killing his network, like any parasite that kills its host.
Well, I don't care if the rascal did it or not, but its fun to see him being his irascible self. Piers did this in a calculated way to get blake mad and try to salvage his ratings.
I fucking hate myself for forgetting Buckwheat!!! It must be because it so motherfucking hot here I can't believe it
Food for thought.....The prosecutors had on tape Christian Brando telling Bonnie Lee "someday someone is going to put a bullet through your head". Marlons son was just one of hundreds of men Bonnie had swindled and claimed Christian was the father of her child.
Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:52pm.
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How could you forget Buckwheat??? ;)
Robert Blake is a great actor. I honestly don't know what happened that night but I don't think that he shot that woman. He certainly had motive, means, and opportunity.
Piers does lie and is known for it. In one of Chris Heath's books about the Pet shop Boys on tour, Piers writes about having met them and tells how boring it was, and Neil Tennant remarks that they never met. Later, they do meet, and Piers says "We meet at last." It's a small stupid example but then there is his recent claim that he would never have Madonna on his show, only to have her management show proof she had been invited to one of his shows.
He's the typical scum and I'm sure Baretta was reading him right. Why he thought he could trust him live on air is another story. Anyway, you should all watch Lost Highway if you want to see a trippy movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Robert Blake scene
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The reason the terrific Mr. Blake won his court case, as many said at the time, was because wasn't much pity for his scumbag wife being such a worthless grifter.
Blake vs. the grifter a big differnce from O.J and Nicole.
Ron Howard!!! Thanks, I forgot about him.
Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 4:11pm.
Jodie Foster turned out normal and she was a child star, that the only one I can think of
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Blake has always been insane.
It's obvious that he killed his wife. And great dad, murders the mother of one of his kids and then doesn't even mention his kids as part of the 'significant' things in is life.
Just another loser who got away with murder.
Jodie Foster turned out normal and she was a child star, that the only one I can think of
Didn't the woman's family go after Baretta for all his money in a Civil suit and won? How can he now plug a book without having her family go after his earnings if there are even any?? NO ONE wants to buy a book on him being a little rascal. People want to read how he got away with murder!!!!
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On the scale of things, what is worse, killing your low-down lying cheating whore wife, or killing the respectibility of a major cable news network?
Since when has CNN been a respected network?
I think its been a joke since before the Clinton administration.
Since when has CNN been a respected network?
I think its been a joke since before the Clinton administration.
Bonnie was involved with Christian Brando at the same time she was involved with Blake. Her hope was that the baby was Christian's. However she wasn't disappointed enough to turn down Blake.
It's baffling how she was able to ingratiate herself with well known Hollywood types along with the other men she conned. It sure wasn't her looks.
Loved Blake as Barretta with the bird on his shoulder. How many times must I say it? No good ever comes from children being child stars and living in Hollywood. They are usually mistreated in some way. Very rarely does a child STAR ever end up normal. So it doesnt shock me that this guy ended up in the company of this nasty con woman. And gangsters took people out to dinner and had them whacked all the time. But they couldn't convict him in criminal court. I heard he was found guilty in civil court. Just like OJ? It's one of the most interesting Hollywood stories if you know how far his career goes back and how things ended up. Amazed they couldn't find him guilty. Maybe he's not?
everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the shady shit that went down that night seems to be pointing to Blake's involvement on some level, she was a scam artist, for sure, but how many people are going to know exactly were she was sitting the night she was shot, it just seems that if I was going to have someone shot, I would make sure they were left alone, so when it happened I would be far away, making sure people were able to i.d. me as not being at the scene of the crime when it happened. Sorry, this fucker was involved on some level, regardless of your opinion of him, there is just too many "strange coincidences" to write this off as a random robbery/shooting/whatever. He hated her and wanted her gone, so did others, but he had the means to set it up....fuck it, maybe I just hate him too much to feel otherwise.
Lucifer_Sam -
Shit girl, you made feel soooo old!!!! The Little Rascals was an old timey Hollywood "serial"" (correct me if I'm wrong on the phrasing) about a bunch of little kids with weird names who would get into trouble a lot. Ya know, Spanky (the porky one), Alfalfa (hair sticking straight up) and I can't remember the names of the other little shits. Anyhoo, Robert Blake was one when he was very little. He was a cute kid, what the fuck happened?
Robert then said the line I'm going to use every time I want to change the subject with a bitch: "Then we better start talking about The Little Rascals."
This is why I love you Michael K.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 2:03pm.
I'm lovin' the Piers Morgan hate
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He's Charlie Potatoes!
For some reason I cannot stop laughing over that. LOL
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 12:14pm.
You've never heard of the little rascals LS?
I honestly have no idea what that is - book? movie? TV show? I don't care enough to Google it if it's to do with this sick murderer.
All I keep thinking about is this scene in Lost Highway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Creepy. As. Fuck.
I'm lovin' the Piers Morgan hate
The news coverage of his trial...let's just say that they blamed the victim, dead, for being "undesirable type" of person. Really, that's how I remember it. Blake was a Hollywood star...legend...whatever. Sickens.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
MK, that last paragraph had me snorting with laughter. You're knocking us out again today with lines like "And I really love that Robert looked like Elmer Fudd going to a gay cowboy bar." Damn.
On topic: Blake reminds me of a older (mid-70s) guy who worked on the grounds crew at my former college--I mean, same wrinkles, same douchiness, everything. Used to tear the sleeves off his Dickies uniform & walk around posing like a t-rex. Creeped me out every time. [shudders]
I'm unable to view the video so I cannot comment on that . But I can comment about how deeply offended I am by his choice of attire for the show.
He's definitely guilty for crimes against fashion.
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And that is your opinion glady. Just like it is my opinion and belief that Blake had Bonny killed.
No need for arguement, we have different opinions. Just leave it at that.
I can't get that video to play...is he this creepy or creepier?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:27pm.
Do you really think that if Blake was going to hire a hit man he would approach a "two-bit" criminal that you could pay a couple hundred bucks or would you hire someone who could keep their mouth shut and do the job in a professional manner
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When you hate someone enough to have them killed I think you hire whoever you believe will do the job. Plus nobody ever thinks they'll get caught. If you think he's so smart, imagine how he must feel about himself. Not like he put an ad on craigslist for a hit man, he knew the guy and could get him on the cheap.
Figures, he was one of the "Little Rascals".
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:21pm.
Puppy love - no doubt that Bonnie was a shady bitch. Her past is well documented.
I just find the events of her murder to be very questionable and I THINK Blake is 100% responsible.
Aren't most men you hire to take a hit out on your wife, questionable men (or women) with rap sheets?
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He's fkn cuckoo checked out! I believe he killed that woman, but I also believe she was a scam artist and more than Blake had it out for her. But I think he's the one that got her. I'm gonna call the boss man Charlie Potatoes and try to keep a straight face.
Do you really think that if Blake was going to hire a hit man he would approach a "two-bit" criminal that you could pay a couple hundred bucks or would you hire someone who could keep their mouth shut and do the job in a professional manner?
Robert Blake is not a stupid man. He is a very sharp, eccentric guy. He is a scrappy survivor and wouldn't be stupid enough to hire a petty crook.
Puppy love - no doubt that Bonnie was a shady bitch. Her past is well documented.
I just find the events of her murder to be very questionable and I THINK Blake is 100% responsible.
Aren't most men you hire to take a hit out on your wife, questionable men (or women) with rap sheets?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:12pm.
Piers Morgan is scum. Detest, loath and abhor that man.
Unlike the usual parade of dummies, sluts and attention seekers that usually draw the ire of Dlisters, there is actually good reason to dislike this douche. He is morally bankrupt. And bloated.
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Not to mention he was probably involved in the phone hacking scandal as well.