The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 11th!

July 12, 2012 / Posted by:

When Posh looked down and saw the fire department’s rescue mattress, she decided to stay inside and burn to death. – perky

Runners-up:

What happened when Mario Batali got involved in an Extreme Makeover: Home Addition for the Old Woman who lived in a shoe. – ISprainedMyUvula

Finally, a bigger croc than the Travoltas’ marriage. – ProfessorVP

I swear I said “Giant blue COCK” when I was ordering from that Japanese catalog! – MJF

Finally, a foot big enough to fit into Kathie Lee’s mouth. – Eileenie McMeanie

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