QOTD: It’s Hard Out There For Chloe Sevigny

July 11, 2012 / Posted by:

When Chloe Sevigny screams, “Who the hell do I have to suck off in a Vincent Gallo movie to get Valentino to lend me a dress?“, everyone at Valentino whistles, plays with their thumbs and looks at the ceiling. Valentino is not trying to lend Chloe Sevigny a dress to wear. Whatever issues you’re suffering from today, stop, because Chloe Sevigny has a bigger problem than you.

Before the London premiere of her miniseries Hit & Miss, Chloe asked 20 fashion houses to send her dresses to wear on the red carpet. Only 2 designers sent her a dress. HA. So Chloe whined to Out about how even though she’s a huge fashion icon, she still can’t get a designer dress without pulling her credit card out. No respect!

“Aren’t I one of the top searches on Style.com, for crying out loud? How hard is it to get a fucking dress from Valentino?”

Hey, Valentino, please sew one of your labels on a piece of used toilet paper and send it to Chloe, so she has something to wear and can stop bitching. Actually, she would wear that and it would look a lot better than the shit she normally wears.

And I don’t know if Chloe is the top search on Style.com, but I know for a fact she’s the top search on GetOverYourselfAsshole.org.

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