QOTD: It's Hard Out There For Chloe Sevigny
When Chloe Sevigny screams, "Who the hell do I have to suck off in a Vincent Gallo movie to get Valentino to lend me a dress?", everyone at Valentino whistles, plays with their thumbs and looks at the ceiling. Valentino is not trying to lend Chloe Sevigny a dress to wear. Whatever issues you're suffering from today, stop, because Chloe Sevigny has a bigger problem than you.
Before the London premiere of her miniseries Hit & Miss, Chloe asked 20 fashion houses to send her dresses to wear on the red carpet. Only 2 designers sent her a dress. HA. So Chloe whined to Out about how even though she's a huge fashion icon, she still can't get a designer dress without pulling her credit card out. No respect!
"Aren’t I one of the top searches on Style.com, for crying out loud? How hard is it to get a fucking dress from Valentino?"
Hey, Valentino, please sew one of your labels on a piece of used toilet paper and send it to Chloe, so she has something to wear and can stop bitching. Actually, she would wear that and it would look a lot better than the shit she normally wears.
And I don't know if Chloe is the top search on Style.com, but I know for a fact she's the top search on GetOverYourselfAsshole.org.
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Designers apparently have an issue with dresses being returned covered in splooge and worn knees. It's a designer thing, she wouldn't get it.
Forget Valentino...I would just be happy to get free clothes and have oodles of money. I really do not get why celebrities are so miserable. I would do two or three films, invest the money and buy some sweet, modest house to live the rest of my life in.
Through my various lusting at the Neiman Marcus site I did not really find Valentino's clothes appealing. I find Micheal Kors and Tory Burch more appealing to my style taste.
Then again I would not have to prostitute myself for them because Marshalls sells their stuff for about half the price.
another entitled lacklustre "talent" whining in an interview.. always good to tell the press how hard your life is being famous and not getting free stuff on demand.
whatever, she sucked vincent gallo's dick. says it all really.
I remember when she was a cashier at a store called Liquid Sky. She was an obnoxious horrible unlikeable person back then. Glad to see that things haven't changed
Um, maybe it's because you're unattractive and shitty actress?
No?
Oh well, never mind then.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Designers didn't send her any dresses because they are afraid she'd send them back with dried cum stains Lewinsky-style. But I do sympathize with her. What girl in their right mind wants to be on the receiving end of Vincent Gallo's peen let alone in that God awful movie that was The Brown Bunny?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 7:29pm.
AbFab = Bible.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:47pm.
so true! lol
I loved her look a the 2000 Oscar's.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I like Chloe, but this quote is ridiculous. She really shouldn't be bragging that she is on a fashion list. I thought she was supposed to be "edgy" (although, i Do think she lost that edge a few years ago) and not mainstream.
And Valentino is kind of meh to me. Just reach into your closet or buy a damn dress at a vintage store or whatever.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:47pm.
"Let me put on this grandma dress from the 80s, not take a shower, just wear red lipstick for makeup and add some neon sunglasses."
Said every other female hipster in the universe. Bitch, you are not original.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 1:20am.
OMG! Loopy Gorilla are you a prostitute?
You are one very sick person.
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i wish i was a prostitute!! omg i could fuck all these people and not be called a slut, cuz its my job. HAH!
but whatever gladyslove, i see you picking on other dlisters here cuz you are trolling, and you should feel priviledged that i have granted you 1 minute of my time. cherish it cuz im going back to ignoring you again :)
Chloe Sevigny sounds like some unexpected growth you might get on your nut sack or taint and have to have frozen off with dry ice or Jesus.
This is disappointing since to me, she always seemed down to earth..... First saw her in kids have been a fan ever since....oh well, everyone is hollywood is assholes after all
OMG! Loopy Gorilla are you a prostitute?
You are one very sick person.
She is the shit and he should have sent her a dress!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:53pm.
Well what can I say, I've always liked Chole. She can look unattractive at times agree but at other times IMO she looks sexy.
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Dude!! Add another one to things we have in common. I can't hate on Chloe. She's always hot in my book. She gets a pass.
And no, MK, I think #1 spot still belongs to Gallo, #2 to John Mayer.
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Submitted by pfk on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 12:04am.
LMAO... well i think Chloe tried to do that and she ended up using teeth on vince gallo's dick. NO Fucking wonder designers didnt wanna dress her, she cant even suck dick.
chloe is a amateur ho, if you wanna create a lip vacuum on a trick's peen, alls you gotta do is pretend you are some old age lady with no teeth and fold your lips over your teefs, go all the way down, open your mouth so there is a quarter of a inch gap between the peen and your lips and suck some air in, just gotta breathe in, or else you get a mouthful of dick and oxygen and you choke.
Okay loopygorilla, I'm pretty sure I understand what you're saying except for the lips opening to create a vacuum of air part. Could you be more descriptive? Doesn't that just leave the teeth? Do women with colds make a better job of it? How can one create a vacuum of air? Specifics please.
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:09pm.
She always looks like she's on day 3 of a head cold.
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LMAO!! That describes her look perfectly!!
*applauds*
Thank You.
* curtseys *
She's also the top search on:
www.peopleiwanttopunchinthesmugface.com
Truth!
What does this have to do with President Obama?
Any excuse to diss. Jeeeez.
"Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 5:54pm.
And yet if this bitch said vote for Obama, a thousand folks would line up behind her and talk about what great political instincts she has. This is why I can't bother to take these folks seriously on any political issue they latch on to, because they live such a rarefied existence...that bitching and moaning about not getting free shit, seems reasonable."
If I'm not mistaken, she's also one of the top search results when you google "Celebrities Sucking Cock".
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fuck of chloe, you sucked dick on camera, thats not acting, because you didnt even do a good job at it, i didnt see tongue swirls, shaft pumping, saliva trickling, lips opening to create a vacuum of air.
now i do all that shit, but do you see me asking 20 designers for a dress???
Hey Zey. Love your profile pic! Goodfellas was the best movie ever. Casino too. But that was such a great scene when Henry was so strung out and just snorting more lines. I am sure some of y'all can relate. As for Chloe, disappointingly beougois for an indie girl. Yawn. She better step it up if she wants free shwag.
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I remember the look on her face when she did not win the Oscar for best supporting actress in Boy's don't cry. She looked shocked. Bitch needs to get over herself.
Wow. Valentino won't lend you a dress that you can afford to buy 10x over and the likes of me is SQUANDERING her money on luxuries like food and utilities! Where can I reach down deep into my pockets and give 'til it hurts?
People like this bitch need to be executed without cause and fed to the li----er, tigers.
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:50pm.
I really can't separate her from her role as Nicky from Big Love.
I believe she is as smug and annoying in real life as she is on the small screen.
Yes. She was on an episode of Oddities and was slightly more pleasant then I expected her to be, but I got the impression she is needs constant admiration.
But I did love to hate her on Big Love. When she had that monologue on the roof (which sounds really weird if you didn't watch the show) was fantastic. BTW, I always wanted Barb to have an affair with the guy at the casino.
Bitch, please. You're ugly and you dress funny. No designer in his right mind would want to put you in anything other than a black Hefty bag.
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If I can look past her swinging on the Gallo Pole, I can look past this.
i cant with this bitch shes as vain and pretencious as they come
Seriously though. Doesn't she have her own fashion line? Can't she wear something from there? Oh wait, it must be shit.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 6:02pm.
Chloe (she's going to kill us for forgetting her umlaut) is barely a jolie laide and should count herself lucky to be in the entertainment industry.
Pretentious twat
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Wow, I missed this classic piece of entitled fuckery the first time around. Thanks for linking and FUCK this bitch and her umlaut.
This is straight from AbFab and Minnie Driver.
Minnie Driver: "I went all up and down Bond Street, and they kept expecting me to......"
Patsy Stone: "To what, darling? Sign autographs? Pose?
Minnie Driver: "To pay!"
Minnie shouts into cell phone: "You tell Dior I want it today and I want it free!"
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 5:47pm.
#whitepeopleproblems #1%problems
SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE :'(
She is on style.com's list of top celebs but it's a laughable list..nothing to brag about
Angelina Jolie
Ashley Olsen
Beyoncé Knowles
Cate Blanchett
Chloë Sevigny
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Lopez
Marc Jacobs
Nicole Kidman
Sienna Miller
Think the only thing I've ever seen her in is Kids and Boys Don't Cry. I'll give her credit for managing to somehow keep her name in print despite any discernible talent or looks.
So, she implies that the two houses who were willing to send her some free clothes are beneath her. Well, I doubt they will make that mistake again.
She should have been a spy, because she is so plain looking I can't even remember what she looks like. I keep looking her up on the web just to be reminded.
I guess she's just thinks she's a BSD now (big swinging dick).
I went to style.com to see if she was truth telling but couldn't get past how completely douchey that site looked. Fitting that with her attitude, she would be the most searched on a site like that.
But anyhoo, Chloe should bring the glamour of her Big Love character for red carpet events. It would work.
She's got a face like foot. Not impressed.
Maybe she should call her people over at Imitation of Christ for Christ's sake.
Snaps for Valentino and the other 17 designers that blew her and her hideous fashion sense off.
Well, maybe she should've phrased it: "How hard is it to get a fucking-dress from Valentino?". I'm sure Fredericks of Hollywood would have been glad to oblige, even if Valentino didnt.
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Well what can I say, I've always liked Chole. She can look unattractive at times agree but at other times IMO she looks sexy.
I find her hot. I don't know why and I fucking hate myself for it.
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