Open Post: Co-Hosted By Kellan Lutz & His Girlfriend

July 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Speaking of muss-culls, here’s Kellan Lutz throwing his girlfriend Sharni Vinson around on the beach in Miami today. I was going to making a joke about how Kellan is picking Sharni up, because he just can’t stop lifting things, but lifting her is not a challenge. Homegirl weighs about as much as the tip of a weasel’s pinkie claw. It’s a good thing that Kellan’s idea of sex is watching his pecs bounce in a three-way mirror, because if he had actual sex, he’d break that poor girl into a dozen pieces.

Also, can we not wear fitted caps in the ocean.  If Kell wants to protect his curl, he should wear a swim cap with flowers on it like the rest of us.

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