Wednesday, July 11th 2012
Open Post: Co-Hosted By Kellan Lutz & His Girlfriend
Speaking of muss-culls, here's Kellan Lutz throwing his girlfriend Sharni Vinson around on the beach in Miami today. I was going to making a joke about how Kellan is picking Sharni up, because he just can't stop lifting things, but lifting her is not a challenge. Homegirl weighs about as much as the tip of a weasel's pinkie claw. It's a good thing that Kellan's idea of sex is watching his pecs bounce in a three-way mirror, because if he had actual sex, he'd break that poor girl into a dozen pieces.
Also, can we not wear fitted caps in the ocean. If Kell wants to protect his curl, he should wear a swim cap with flowers on it like the rest of us.
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fuck me, he is hot.
Another big Corrie Fan here Whamo! Love the Street!
Shouldn't that read ..."and his guuurrllfriend" .... I mean come on now. I'm not saying gay but, come on now.
He sure does like skinny girls. This chick is a beanpole.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
the original bellaluna
Where are you at? It's hottttt as shit here in FL. I sure hope everyone I come in contact with today showered.
Thanks everyone! I usually clear them every 1-3 days. I have an Android touchpad grrrr I can't get ccleaner for it so my lazy self has to do it.
It's 9:30am and it's 96% humidity here ugh my hair said fuck it and went curly as anything.
*puts straw to air to drink water*
Her belly button looks like it's about to fall out, maybe she should nourish it with some food.
But her belly button!.....Looks like it's about to fall out.
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 5:58am.
I wonder if the pay is good for beards.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/12/2012 - 5:47am.
LOL is it what we are sending our australian actresses to america for? to land the ultimate acting gig to become beards?
I guess Nicole Kidman opened the floodgates, then Delta Goodrem to Joe Jonas, and now Sharni to Kellan Lutz.
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LOL is it what we are sending our australian actresses to america for? to land the ultimate acting gig to become beards?
I guess Nicole Kidman opened the floodgates, then Delta Goodrem to Joe Jonas, and now Sharni to Kellan Lutz.
that's the female body type sadomasochistic closet cases like Claude Montana, George Balanchine ("I want to see ribs and clavicles!") and Karl Lagerfeld call perfection
This guy tries too damn hard. Trying Tommy Girl's super hetero act is not the right way to dispel the gay rumours about yourself. It's just obvious that he was passed around in the casting couch.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Use your anti-virus program once a week to wipe out all tracking cookies. You'll kill off a couple of useful ones, too, so you'll just have to input your PIN or name or whatever again to access the useful sites. Think of it like eating yogurt culture after an antibiotic course ends.
Gymkhana Five, Ultimate Urban Playground: San Francisco
Anonymouse - I'm having an eerily similar experience. I've been looking for purses/hand bags, and now every time I click on a site, I'm bombarded by purse ads. (And while I would LOVE to spend $3K on a bag that would last forever and never go out of style, hubs would KILL me!)
On another note, FUCK ME TO ALLIGATOR TEARS, IT'S HOT!!!!! (103)
A/C died sometime last night, and the good fellow who came to repair it didn't have the part - NATCH - and it can't be fixed until the 19th. So I bought a...I don't fucking know, what are they called?...portable (NOT window) unit.
It's still hot as Satan's balls here. And humid. And smoky (forest fires).
BOLLOCKS!
OMG, so sad! Look at Zsa Zsa.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/07/11/zsa-zsa-conservator.html?cm...
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:56pm.
Also, you guys can google a program called "adblocker" you'll see links for whatever broswer you use. It installs quick, it's free, and you'll never see popups or that kind of tracking again.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:18pm.
Cookies, EvilShoe, and not the kind you eat. That's why you're seeing it. They're tracking you. I can't see the ad you're talking about. It's just on your computer. This is normal cookie tracking behaviour.
I'm no expert so someone else can jump in but I bought a few things at one store, online, and I'd see an ad for that store pop up on practically every damned site on the Internet - like Anonymouse73, with the hotel and, yes, it's creepy.
When I cleared my cookie cache, it stopped showing up but, if I go back to that store site, it will do it again.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Her face is trailerpark busted. Dayyyyyum...Nice ass...for a white girl who tans too fucking much.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
EvilShoe...probably for the same reason that an ad for a hotel that I stayed at once (I clicked on their website a couple times) keeps showing up EVERYwhere I go online...and that reason is...I don't know, but it's super creepy.
Ummm Michael? Why do the ads up top for eBay etc show the titles of shit I listed on eBay? For example, I listed a Mario game so the ads up top show Mario stuff listed on eBay and shopping.com (which eBay owns).
I used Mario as an example, my character was more rare.
Oohhhh. She was in Step-Up 3D. I watched that. (not sure if I should hang my head in shame that I have seen all three Step Up movies)
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Submitted by didimao on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:01pm
Australian model type
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharni_Vinson
Anyone still popping in on this post? If so I forgot to ask, who is the girl he is with exactly?
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I had to start a twitter account for work, so I'm just getting used to it now. Started my own to follow who I wanted and fuckin' Norm MacDonald is live tweeting the ESPYS, LOL. Who cares about the ESPYS? All of a sudden my feed blew up with constant commentary from him on commercials and who was presenting. I still love the guy, but, lol.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:01pm.
ETA - spider3tattoo - It's a British TV show which has been on for 51 years
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Ah, no wonder, thanks. I'm guessing we don't get it here in the states. I don't have satellite, so I miss the cool stuff from other countries.
He went from AnnaLynne McCord's body to this little boy...he might cut himself on her fucking hip bones
What's up with the wrinkled stomach? Too much lipo?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:32pm.
are there any Coronation Street fans out there?
Eastenders or GTFO
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That girl looks like a piece of beef jerky.
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For your health.
Wait...is anybody else getting a Lee Terry for Congress add? He's like the biggest Republican douche ever.
Well, this puts the gay rumors to rest. His girlfriend looks nothing at all like a 12-year-old BOY.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:32pm.
Is this some kind of code to get Ms. Fury to come running to her laptop? She's a fan.
Decisions, decisions - code or 'serious' question.
Raising my hand - Corrie fan and proud of it.☺
ETA - spider3tattoo - It's a British TV show which has been on for 51 years.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:32pm.
"Ok I'll embarrass myself and just ask, are there any Coronation Street fans out there?"
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Ok, I'll bite...what's a Coronation Street?
Btw: I do completely agree with your point about Bowie. PR is PR is PR. =)
Ok I'll embarrass myself and just ask, are there any Coronation Street fans out there?
She looks like Adrien Brody' girlfriend, Suzy No Ass, from the weekend and there was a girl on a boat with ScarJo and her 1986 "bodyguard" who also looked just like her. Are tallish, super skinny brunettes with no asses the new thing to have in Hollywood?
M.E. omg I know. I watch that too. I think that's why I'm so damn paranoid!
And all that stuff about the flesh eating bacteria! I won't let my kids swim in the lakes now either! :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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Hekki....thanks for asking. <3
Things are a TINY bit better in the communication dept. between me and Mr. Tang. But not where they should be. :( I'm still not working. My kids are out of school for the summer, and I also watch their cousins during the week. So working right now would mess everyone up. I'm definately looking for something in the fall. I want to try and establish myself as an individual again, you know? I've been Mrs. Tang for so long..wife and Mom. It's like you get lost in the shuffle. I love my kids more than life and enjoy being with them. But I also want to make sure I can provide for them. I was having panic attacks; heart pounding, etc. But I just realized that I need to be a big girl and do something about it instead of just worrying about it.
So I joined $cientology. Lol no jk! Haha
Not sure what the future holds. But right now it's civil. That was sweet of you to ask. Means a lot. :)
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Mel - I know they say you have better chances of getting stuck by lightning, but I live in what is called "the red triangle" for great whites. Fuck that shit. They feed and breed here and I am NOT dangling my legs in their fish tank. NO!
The Discovery Channel can really fuck up a person.
*points to self*
FUCK YOU SHARK WEEK!
M.E. that is what scares me. I heard that someone got attacked recently in Myrtle Beach.
I also read a story last week about a group of sharks swimming REALLY close to shore, and someone took an aerial picture of them. You could see them really well. Can't remember where it was though. :(
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Mel: A while ago, you posted about your dissatisfaction with some stuff. Are you feeling better about things now? Not to be nosy, but it stuck in my head because in certain ways we are in the same boat (not working and earning money, etc) and anyway, I was just wondering...
(forgot to add, when a woman stays as thin as that she's bound to look like that in the face after a while as getting older all the fat transitions more to the body than the face and we loose that freshness/roundness we used to have..you'll either have a tight tiny ass but a haggard face or a fat booty with chubby but youthful looking cheeks)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "...I truly think he'd shit his pants if I brought him outside our hotel and was able to point and say, "That's yours for the day". "
You HAVE to do this.
I swear my kindle has smell o vision. Everytime I see an ass picture, I smell something funky. :(
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We've got really strong rip currents here, plus great whites (a kayaker was attacked last week). It terrifies me to have my kids out there. Yes they can both swim, but they are used to pools and I have such a fear of our ocean tht I have panic attacks when I think about having to jump in and save them. Which OF COURSE I would do, but still. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! And to think in my youth and teens I was in that ocean EVERYDAY, swimming, surfing, boogie boarding...