Night Crumbs

July 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Evan Rachel Wood turned getting her nostril pierced into some kind of art film and I don’t know if she’s having an orgasm through her nose holes or if she’s moaning for melodramatic purposes   – ICYDK

Prince William turned your nana’s plastic shower curtain into swim trunks – Lainey Gossip

Emily Smokeablunt and John Krasinski are like a slightly hotter Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck The Berry 

Shocking news, Courtney Love sued for being a crazy criminal bitch – The Superficial 

If anything, Angie Jo probably said, “Have you met my father?”Towleroad

Brit Brit stormed off because the drag queen looked better than her – Celebitchy

Classic elegance = Candice Swanepoel framing her nalgas in angel wings – Drunken Stepfather

Kanye lets Kim do the pumping – Hollywood Tuna 

The Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt drought is over! – Popsugar

I should hope that if I ever run into Rachel Bilson on the street, I can ask her for a Magnum bar and she’ll just pull one out of her white bag – Popoholic

Now that Pimp Mama Kris is done sucking every drop of life from Bruce Jenner, she’s moved on to her next victim – IDLYITW

If Gary Oldman read The Notebook, R. Kelly would probably melt into a puddle of wet emotion – SOW

The WTF photo shoots of Andrew GarfieldCityrag

And in “Which American Olympian is shirtless today?” news… – Just Jared

There’s someone peeing in the pool in that picture and I’m not saying that someone is MiserAlba (yes, I am) – Celebslam

Charlie Sheen looks like Freddy Krueger after a skin graft – Hollywood Rag

Queen Latifah wants to adopt a baby – Crunk + Disorderly

And let’s end with a Matt Bomer photo bomb of sorts – I’m Not Obsessed

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