Wednesday, July 11th 2012

Night Crumbs


Evan Rachel Wood turned getting her nostril pierced into some kind of art film and I don't know if she's having an orgasm through her nose holes or if she's moaning for melodramatic purposes   - ICYDK

Prince William turned your nana's plastic shower curtain into swim trunks - Lainey Gossip

Emily Smokeablunt and John Krasinski are like a slightly hotter Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck - The Berry 

Shocking news, Courtney Love sued for being a crazy criminal bitch - The Superficial 

If anything, Angie Jo probably said, "Have you met my father?" - Towleroad

Brit Brit stormed off because the drag queen looked better than her - Celebitchy

Classic elegance = Candice Swanepoel framing her nalgas in angel wings - Drunken Stepfather

Kanye lets Kim do the pumping - Hollywood Tuna 

The Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt drought is over! - Popsugar

I should hope that if I ever run into Rachel Bilson on the street, I can ask her for a Magnum bar and she'll just pull one out of her white bag - Popoholic

Now that Pimp Mama Kris is done sucking every drop of life from Bruce Jenner, she's moved on to her next victim - IDLYITW

If Gary Oldman read The Notebook, R. Kelly would probably melt into a puddle of wet emotion - SOW

The WTF photo shoots of Andrew Garfield - Cityrag

And in "Which American Olympian is shirtless today?" news... - Just Jared

There's someone peeing in the pool in that picture and I'm not saying that someone is MiserAlba (yes, I am) - Celebslam

Charlie Sheen looks like Freddy Krueger after a skin graft - Hollywood Rag

Queen Latifah wants to adopt a baby - Crunk + Disorderly

And let's end with a Matt Bomer photo bomb of sorts - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by 12stepstohell on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:07pm.

lol

Matt Boner does things for the ladies and gay, for mysterious reasons.

elanenergy's picture

I have absolutely no inside info on any celeb/press issues, so it's easy and safe and fine for me to gossip on an internet gossip web site with impunity, cause I HOPE scientology and/or some bitch ass lawyer tries to make at run at me for libel or slander. LOL. Ted C. is a seasoned gossip reporter. I hope he lands somewhere where his investigative skills won't be silenced. E! sucks in my opinion. Every "host" is a fame whore.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Helena's picture

I've had my nose pierced—twice, actually—and I never moaned. What a stupid video of a stupid girl.

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joe shmoe's picture

Kris Jenner was emailing her ex on their stupid reality show; i.e. in front of the cameras; then she was filmed fretting over whether to go meet the ex and decided not to.

How could Auntie Bruce NOT know about this *secret* affair?

Like everything Kardashian there's nothing real about it.

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WinterOwl22's picture

I had the cartilage In my ears pierced (when I was in junior high) it hurt but there's no way that it hurts less than getting your nose pierced.

I want to get my nose pierced btw. : D

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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HEKKI---has it been confirmed he's her dad? I thought it was the hairdresser guy Alex?

Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 10:15pm.
Spider3tatoos- yes mr Casablanca was let go after 20 years at E
Heard it up here in Canada where I live this morning.
Something about him not kissing up to the bs and or a kardassssss , ass !
Fuck why should he hafta do that , it's way tooooo much work and as sweet brown would say " ain't nobody got time for that !"
-Kisa :)

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They couldn't pay me enough to brown nose the Kartrasians, seriously. Things money just can't buy.

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Ho please. ERW boned Marilyn Manson, fer chrissakes...getting your nose pierced is child's play compared to that shit.

So if Bruce and Kris divorce, does he get back the lacquered box in which she keeps his balls?

I usually give Britney a pass, but not for acting like an asshole. wtf was that stunt all about?

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Spider3tatoos- yes mr Casablanca was let go after 20 years at E
Heard it up here in Canada where I live this morning.
Something about him not kissing up to the bs and or a kardassssss , ass !
Fuck why should he hafta do that , it's way tooooo much work and as sweet brown would say " ain't nobody got time for that !"
-Kisa :)

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

DC - here here I'm with u girl mathewwwe mcCuntagosuckadik is 1 Fugly mofo !

" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "

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Emily Smokeablunt and John K - Yep, I suppose in HW, going to a movie and dinner is boring to celebrate an anniversary. I kinda like these two. Same with Jennifer & Ben Affleck.

Re Britney and the rest of these once child entertainers: I truly just do not understand why they don't bother to get an education. I was 5 courses away from an undergrad and had to leave to work fuller than full time. It was tough. I tried going to school and working, but I am not that talented. They have all the money (and free time) to take in whichever higher education that interests them and they don't bother. I don't get it.

12stepstohell's picture

I love Matt Bomer so much. He so isn't my type, I'll take big and hairy any day, but he does something to my naughty bits.

doncorleone's picture

I'm with those who can't stand Matthew Mcidontgiveafuck, he is just skeevy.

I LOVELOVE Gary Oldman, have for a long time since Sid and Nancy, he is so underrated. And sexy as hell, shit the man gets sexier the older he gets. Call me, Gary, I'll be waiting.

Hekki's picture

So PMK is horning all over Khloe's bio dad?

Bruce better get out his checkbook.

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HAHA, Bitch please, ERW. I've had my nose pierced twice, and my navel and nipple and that shit does not hurt that badly. What a pussy.

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Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:13pm.

Yeah, I didn't read any speculation about if he did it intentionally or not (maybe to be released from a contract). I do know I saw the item, and read a few people pointed it out in the comments, and then few minutes later, it was fixed, not before the screen grabs tho.

I personally think it might have been that (Renner's lawyers) and the fact the Twiverse and now 50 Shades of Suck are all he talks about. It was awful over there the last few years (pun intended).

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:08pm.
great minds, nanners :)
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HA! Next they'll show a closeup of her iPod with Beethoven on it.

Oh well, better late than never to get some book learnin, Brit.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

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spider3tatoo: thanks. I guess I had maybe heard that. Was that some kind of vendetta? Done intentionally? Did they sue? (Usually, that would be handled privately between Renner's lawyers and E!--so maybe I just didn't care enough to google it and see if it was in the Hollywood Reporter or somnething....thanks for the info.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:08pm.
Do any of you gozzipe hores have the news on Ted C. at the E! network. Did he get sacked? I used to read him way back in the day....and I do like him. Didn't visit the web site for his stuff as I hate E!

Is there a scandal I missed? (God forbid I miss a scandal within the gossip scene itself!!!)

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Popular guessage is a blind he posted - in the middle of the blind he said the guy's name, Jeremy Renner, instead of the made up one, thus outting Renner as gay.

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Do any of you gozzipe hores have the news on Ted C. at the E! network. Did he get sacked? I used to read him way back in the day....and I do like him. Didn't visit the web site for his stuff as I hate E!

Is there a scandal I missed? (God forbid I miss a scandal within the gossip scene itself!!!)

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

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great minds, nanners :)

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

humans_off_earth_now's picture

From that first Britney photo, it appears she is reading Voltaire's "Candide." Srsly?

It even looks like it's been opened and everything. Oh well, even if a prop, it's kinda nice to see anybody carrying a book around anymore, let alone 18th c. French lit!

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Nanners's picture

The most shocking thing about the Britney piece is that she reads Voltaire. WTF? Has it started raining blood?

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

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Ugh...Britney and Demi are sooooo boring and bitchy now. Recovery sucks.

www.poopreport.com :)

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Nanners's picture

Queen, everyone knows a baby needs TWO mommies!

Perhaps this gayelle you know - http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/07/11/queen-latifah-working-on-adoptin...
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

THANK YOU MK for the Jessica Alba pics ! ! !

I don't care what any of y'all say about her. She is my dream girl.

So proud of Jon Voight. Good for you!

I have my nose pierced and yes it hurts like a bitch. It hurts worse than a tounge piercing imo. And lol at that Kris Jenner link. That article was spot on.

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Lucy - gotta keep milking the cash cow. Jason Trainwreck (whatever his name is) is in this for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ he's no better than Adnan and Lufti, except he keeps her on her sedatives instead of illegal drugs.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 7:13pm.
Shitney's going towards melt down mode. Go retire back to the swamp please.

Seriously. Does NO ONE care about this bitch? She is very unstable. You can see it in her eyes, her face every single photo she's taken in the last few years. Seriously, does NO ONE care enough to just put her damn ass out to pasture?

Lucifer_Sam's picture

If anything, Angie Jo probably said, "Have you met my father?"

- and then she punched Brad in the cunt.

M.E.'s picture

Shitney's going towards melt down mode. Go retire back to the swamp please.

elanenergy's picture

Pimp Momma Kris Jenner is having an affair? (big National Enquirer scoop???) I mean, regardless of whether its true or not -- there's no limit to this family's ... filth. For the cameras or not, they are so immoral. (And that's funny for me to say....cause you know morality is sometimes situation specific...but this family has NO SHAME nor dignity at all. They just keep fucking that chicken (whoops, spoiled the season opening promo plot.) Hate. Kartrashians.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

louise_brooks's picture

OMG Gary Oldman reading from R. Kelly's book is hilarious!

Mel-Tang's picture

Ouuucchhhh. :(

www.poopreport.com :)

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beb's picture

Pfft. Call me when you decide to pierce your boobies, EVR. Sure you'll say more than an exasperated "fuck" then.

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WOW, that Olympian sure is an improvement over butterface whatshisname.

All that Britney X-factor nonsense and it doesn't even start to air for 3 more months?

But....I NEEDED my Bomer eye candy MK, that wasn't nice! /cries in beer

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I love Matt Bomer SFM; even when he's not there he's there.

And the McCoughnarheyeyrergrywhatevers are so FUG.