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Teresa Ganzel, actress, comedienne, cartoon voice-over artiste, classic beauty and the commander of two magnificent, spectacular, dazzling, breathtaking, wondrous, remarkable, sensational and (insert every other synonym for “spectacular” from Thesaurus.com here).
Thanks to Dlisted reader Ernie for reminding me of the glory of The Tonight Show’s Tea Time Movie Lady, Fancy Bates (Note: Fancy is still the greatest name for humans, poodles, a line of acrylic press-on nails sold in 99 Cent Stores, a Chinese restaurant in a strip mall and everything else.) from that racist mess The Toy and the only reason to watch National Lampoon Goes to the Movies. If you laid out wallet-sized pictures of Audrey Landers, the guidance counselor from Glee, Christina Hendricks’ chichis and Loni Anderson on a table, and then looked at all those pictures through a crystal goblet, you’d see Teresa Ganzel!