The Gorgeous Barbi Twins And Ron Jeremy Almost Stopped A Crazed Killer
Over one year before psycho killer (qu'est que c'est!) Luka Rocco Magnotta was arrested in Berlin for killing and dismembering a Chinese exchange student, the Barbi Twins, Ron Jeremy and an American animal-rights group put together a sting operation to catch that crazy bitch for viciously torturing kittens on videos he posted to the internet. Somebody please memorize that sentence and pitch it to David Lynch, because that mess needs to be a movie.
The Globe and Mail says that the animal-loving Barbi Twins and the animal abuser hunters at Rescue Ink asked Ron Jeremy to catch Magnotta in a scheme I hope they called To Catch A Kitten Predator. Since Magnotta was a bottom shelf porn actor in Canada, the plan was for Ron Jeremy to lure him to Hollywood with promises of a role in a big-budget porn movie. Once Magnotta got to the set, the Barbi Twins would've teetered out on exquisite lucite heels, beat him with their justice-serving tits and then the dudes from Rescue Ink would've turned that evil kitten murderer over to the police. But since Ron Jeremy is all dick with zero balls, he backed out. In an interview last year, Ron explained it like this:
“That’s a little bit out of my league, don’t you think? It’s like an episode from some TV show. The [guy] comes to the set with lube in one hand and his schmeckle in the other thinking he has a job, and the cops tackle him to the ground. That’s good for the movies. That doesn’t work in real life. I told Sia [one half of the gorgeous Barbi Twins] I’m willing to do things and help, do public service announcements, or whatever it takes. But I’m not a law-enforcement agent. How do I catch somebody?”
Ron said that he was completely into the plan until Sia Barbi warned him that Magnotta might be capable of fucking up humans too (she was right). There were plans to set up a fake porn casting call to bring Magnotta in, but those plans were farted away after Ron said that he was too busy. Rescue Ink eventually abandoned all plans to catch that crazy even though they spent a long time gathering information on Magnotta to give to the police.
And that's your hourly dose of WHAT IN THE FUCK. The whole scheme is ridiculous, but I wish Ron Jeremy would've went through with it. It could've (but probably not) stopped Magnotta's reign of terror and my wish of waking up to the headline "The Barbi Twins Awarded Badges of Bravery By President Obama" would've come true.
And if the Barbi Twins still want to catch a kitten abuser, there's always Martha "Kitten Face Eater" Stewart....
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Y'all some sick motherfuckers watching those videos... I can't watch any of that shit... I can't even watch porn when a woman gapes her asshole open lol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:25pm.
Loooooooooooooolllllllll
I like reading/hearing about messed-up stuff, but I avoid seeing stuff like that at all cost. I don't even like hearing about animal cruelty.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17pm.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:21pm.
Magnotta was NOT friends with Karla Homolka.
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Karla: I may let my little sister get raped and killed but even I have standards.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17pm.
wait wait wait wait wait.
browsing for charities brought to a rocco porn video where he squashes a banana in some woman's Vajin?
Rocco Siffredi probably is the most abusive in films, he'd dunk a starlet's head in the toilet and flush for kicks. He seems to pick on Eastern European girls who probably wouldn't bite a ball off in retaliation like an American. Rocco Reed is the one who just went gay for pay. And the machete wielding guy on the set I believe was a black guy who was outed as HIV positive during a porn scare where he was found to have passed it on and it was one of those massive shut downs. He was suicidal crazy cookoo. Speaking of which I understand they're voting on some council to determine if condoms will be mandatory in LA porn. If it is, the billion dollar inductry is said to be ready to flee.
I guess I got the machete/HIV stories confused. But that other actor did something crazy, too.
http://starcasm.net/archives/50416
This was the story about the porn star machete attack. This story was actually featured on one of those investigative news shows a few weeks ago. There is a really dark side to the porn world. For some reason,the journalist in me likes reading up on all of the "behind the scenes" of this industry.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:13pm
Not my Rocco! But I did watch a scene the other day (while browsing for charities to donate to) where he mashed a banana all over and in a ho.
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at least it was a banana and not corn.
Submitted by youarestupid on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:03pm.
If you watched that video it's because you're human and all humans have some sick nasty shit going on in their head. When that mixes with the desperation for fame, you get fucktards like Luka Magnotta. It's only gonna get worse because the internet culture is taking over and people are losing their ability to have empathy. Fight the urge to watch that stuff you sickos.
Oh and to the people who think it's so terrible to make prison rape jokes... I hope he gets fucked up the ass with a chainsaw.
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Right. The link was sent to me AS PORN. And so I giddily clicked it. Twenty-four hours later it was all over the Dreamin Demon and that's when I clicked again, certain it couldn't be the same video. And no, I didn't get off on it. TEAM CHAINSAW IN THE ASS (although that gives me another ghastly visual)
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:11pm.
omg i dunno how you both can mentally block it after watching it.
general things i witness replay in my head all the time which is why if i saw those vids, id never forget it, like the daniel pearl video.
it just replays in my mind and id go bonkers.
Ron Jeremy has a master's in special education so he would know how to talk to the Barbi twins (they're still doing that?)when they brainstormed their way into schemes like this.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Whamo - I'm not going to watch that hammner video. No. ANd I will not watch Luka again.
Once was more than enough. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND he ruined that fucking song for me.
Bastard.
Magnotta was NOT friends with Karla Homolka. He started a damn Internet rumor about himself dating her just to get some attention because the guy is a narcissistic freak.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:13pm
Not my Rocco! But I did watch a scene the other day (while browsing for charities to donate to) where he mashed a banana all over and in a ho.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
loopy - I stumbled upon a clip of american's being beheaded a few years ago, I don't remember what I was looking for exactly, but it wasn't that, and it wasn't labeled as beheading. I was so shocked I couldn't even click escape. I was frozen.
Thankfully I guess I am a little more desensitized to those types of clips, a little, I have to keep telling myself they're fake though.
WTF???????????????
Off Topic: Batman trailer
http://www.metro.co.uk/film/904836-the-dark-knight-rises-trailer-shows-b...
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:11pm.
loopy - yes I watched it. So did Whamo - we're both not ok.
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Ya my therapy bills are starting to add up!
I could never watch it again! My buddy had the Three guys and one hammer on about a week ago, I saw one swing of the hammer to the face and that was it, I was out of there, I walked outside so I couldn't even hear it.!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:12pm.
swoon at jean val jean, he was HOT!!! i mean he named himself after a character from les mis... swooonnn
i dream a dream ....
LMSO @ "schmeckle." As of a few years ago, Ron lived in Franklin Towers at Franklin & La Brea. He used to traipse his close personal friends thru the lobby at all hours.
Gymkhana Five, Ultimate Urban Playground: San Francisco
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
remember the dude who who went at another porn star with a machete on set?
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Siffredi.
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I read some porn chicks interviews a few years ago and he's apparently really mean to the ladies and doesn't give a shit about hurting them at all. He's got a bad rep to the point that a lot of women won't work with him. Just what I read so take it for what it's worth..
Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:10pm.
yeh i heard this sick fuck posted his kitten torture videos on youtube.
I would have just told the bitch I got him a reservation at Dorsia.
HEDGE HOG!!!
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
remember the dude who who went at another porn star with a machete on set?
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Never heard that story but I want to see the movie. Since we all agree that RJ sucks let's hear everyone's favorite male porn star. I'm rather partial to Siffredi.
Mine is Jean Val Jean from the mid 90's- to early 2000's. He is French and actually HOT (PIC: http://photos.lucywho.com/emmanuel-delcour-photo-gallery-c10403382.html). A few years ago he tried to go mainstream as a professional chef and ended up on a Chef reality show on Bravo. LoL. Google some of his movies when you have some "alone" time,ladies ;-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
loopy - yes I watched it. So did Whamo - we're both not ok.
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:53pm.
Curiosity I guess
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I get that but some things I just can't go there you know.
I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup and it's not without trying, I just can't find it anywhere! Mind you I don't actually want to see it, just want to know I can if you know what I mean!
It's weird because I have awesome google skills except for that
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LMAO! I only watched about 10 seconds of 2 girls 1 cup, I can't with poop. I also refuse to click links to Blue Waffle. I wish I'd had that restraint in clickin 1 man, 1 ice pick.
*shudders*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:06pm.
He wasn't THAT bad looking when he was young, I mean if I saw a guy looking like this I would have though he was an average dude
I've heard him being interviewed and he's actually a very smart dude
http://tankhughes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/young-and-handsome-ron-...
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GAAAACK!
Oh right, it was the 70s. Carry on...
Animal torture videos are allowed on YouTube? Is there no filter? Keep that shit on 4chan (which I have never, and will never visit). Is child porn allowed on YouTube also? Don't tell me, I don't really want to know.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
i think he got famous cuz he had a huge dick and in straight porn, guys just wanna see women fucked by huge dicks, and they dont care if the owner of that huge cock looks like ron jeremy.
and i guess in someways, they prefer he looks like ron jeremy, so that way, these guys think they might have a chance to screw some 19 year old blonde perky titty sorority girl, cuz they put themselves in his shoes and think "if that ugly hairy ass fucker can score pussy like that, so can i"
whereas if the male porn star is good looking, has a huge dick, nice body, it ruins the fantasy for the audience, cuz they think..."ohh hells i dont look like that, ill never be able to bang a barely legal 18 year old sorority girl unless i look like that guy"
it's a good thing it didn't work out...Ron Jeremy already looks like a big ass roast pork...Cannibal Dude would have devoured him in 30 minutes.
It's all Ron Jeremy's fault then.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 2:02pm.
remember the dude who who went at another porn star with a machete on set?
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Never heard that story but I want to see the movie. Since we all agree that RJ sucks let's hear everyone's favorite male porn star. I'm rather partial to Siffredi.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by ewe on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
How did Ron Jeremy become a pornstar. He financed that shit himself, right?
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He wasn't THAT bad looking when he was young, I mean if I saw a guy looking like this I would have though he was an average dude
I've heard him being interviewed and he's actually a very smart dude
http://tankhughes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/young-and-handsome-ron-...
The Barbi Twins are certifiable nut jobs. Seriously. They are both very mentally ill. It's nice that they care about animals, but they are like "Grey Gardens: Sinlimg Edition".
Also? When your melons hang down to your elbow, it's time to put your brawr on.
If you watched that video it's because you're human and all humans have some sick nasty shit going on in their head. When that mixes with the desperation for fame, you get fucktards like Luka Magnotta. It's only gonna get worse because the internet culture is taking over and people are losing their ability to have empathy. Fight the urge to watch that stuff you sickos.
Oh and to the people who think it's so terrible to make prison rape jokes... I hope he gets fucked up the ass with a chainsaw.
Tell me again how Ron Jeremy became one of the leading male porn stars of all time? Dude is disgusting (and a coward). For some reason, male porn stars seem to be a bit unhinged. remember the dude who who went at another porn star with a machete on set?
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
nooooo i havent and will never...
its like the daniel pearl video which some stupid media outlets in australia showed without warning and i was watching the evening news and saw the scene and i screamed.
its just horrible, i can't do it, watching humans or animals getting tortured or killed.
you guys must have a stronger mind than me to be able to watch it and digest the footage.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
*cries*
I needed Whamo to console me, but I do not haz digits.
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I'm here for you M.E. :) lol!
Ron Jeremy was smart to keep away from that genius plan.
That sounds like the time the neighbor kids and I made an elaborate plan to make a big mud puddle and camouflage it with grass clippings and push the neighborhood Mean Girl into it. Luckily our mothers called us home for dinner. Talk about kicking a hornet's nest.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
I love that DListed isn't just celebrity fluff, it is hard hitting news! I had not heard this covered anywhere else. What a story. I'd die for the movie too.
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It's all a bit similar to Party Monster and the 80s club kids and that murder of one of them called Angel or something.
There was a really good documentary about it on tv in the 90s (in the UK) and then there was some movie with the Home Alone kid (I think?) but I never saw it.
This was it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Alig
Did anyone else watch that video? I did. Twice. (The first time I didn't know it was real. The second, I couldn't believe it was real.) Between the two, I will never be the same again.
Ron Jeremy was actually really smart on this one. Magnotta would've Saratoga chopped that mustache to one side, hairy ass and stubby legs to another, and had a long healthy ride with his torso. I'm sorry.
ETA: We're gonna be all right, M.E *holds self*
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
How did Ron Jeremy become a pornstar. He financed that shit himself, right?
When I was a young innocent all the guys talked about him and I looked him on the old ass dial-up internets and almost hurled. I'd rather masturbate with a splintered tree branch than let him touch me... Gah!
And it's nice to see that his nasty-ass looks matches his scaredy-ass attitude.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:53pm.
Curiosity I guess
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I get that but some things I just can't go there you know.
I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup and it's not without trying, I just can't find it anywhere! Mind you I don't actually want to see it, just want to know I can if you know what I mean!
It's weird because I have awesome google skills except for that.
I love that DListed isn't just celebrity fluff, it is hard hitting news! I had not heard this covered anywhere else. What a story. I'd die for the movie too.
OMG M.E why did you watch the video?? ...
ive only read the media articles about what he did with that man, and even that shakes me up.
also i hope somebody beats the shit out of him for torturing those kittens... i hate animal cruelty.
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
*cries*
Yesterday I turned on the radio in BH's car and "True Faith" from New Order came on and I relieved that awful video of Luka dismembering that man all over again.
That song is a trigger for me now and I'm NOT OK.
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Kinda serves you right for watching the video then doesn't it you sick fuck!
You're still hot though! ;)
WHY would you watch that?
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Curiosity I guess, like 2 girls 1 cup or goatsee. IDK. I wish I hadn't watched it. It's truely fucked up and it's fucked with my head. I'm trying to tell myself it was fake.
Why do I read and watch true crime? Look at shit from rotten.com?
IDK.
*calls mental ward*
The Barbi twins are SOOOOO insane but I like that they channeled all of their weird OCD, food, eating disorder, agoraphobia issues into something positive. Didn't they go back to school and both get Master's degrees/Phd's in nutrition or something? I do get the feeling that one of them will die and the other will immediatly kill herself because they can't go on...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:42pm.
Yeh someone like him will always get their own medicine back.
but sadly, that's too good of an ending for him. he deserves to beaten to a pulp but not let die, so he can suffer for the horrific murder he committed and all animals he tortured, the poor kittens.
that might make me sound like judge, jury and executioner, but that guy is scum, so i dont care.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
*cries*
Yesterday I turned on the radio in BH's car and "True Faith" from New Order came on and I relieved that awful video of Luka dismembering that man all over again.
That song is a trigger for me now and I'm NOT OK.
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Kinda serves you right for watching the video then doesn't it you sick fuck!
You're still hot though! ;)
WHY would you watch that?