Thursday, July 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 11th!
When Posh looked down and saw the fire department's rescue mattress, she decided to stay inside and burn to death. - perky
Runners-up:
What happened when Mario Batali got involved in an Extreme Makeover: Home Addition for the Old Woman who lived in a shoe. - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally, a bigger croc than the Travoltas' marriage. - ProfessorVP
I swear I said "Giant blue COCK" when I was ordering from that Japanese catalog! - MJF
Finally, a foot big enough to fit into Kathie Lee's mouth. - Eileenie McMeanie
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Home ADDITION??
ROFLMAO! These are great! Congrats, all!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
LMMAO!!!
awesome job, perky! that slayed. ;-)
Hey my whorey friends! Congrats to ISMU, PVP, MJF, Eileenie!!
Yay perky! These were all great, congrats!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Finally, a bigger croc than the Travoltas' marriage. - ProfessorVP DANG!!
Congrats, funny stuff indeed!!!!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
*Sniff*
This is the finest collection of whorz ever assembled!
*Chases PERKY around with my fire hose!*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
LEEENIE! ♥♥♥ ISMU!♥♥♥ yay perky and all the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Good one, perky! I can totally see it...
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We must trust our own thinking. Trust where we're going. And get the job done.
-Wilma Mankiller
Lenis♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Congrats winners, leenie xoxo
Congratulations, Winners! Love 'em all!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
What an awesome line-up of winners! Congrats to Perky, Uvy, ProfessorVP, MJF and Eileenie McPeenie!
HE MAY HAVE GAVE YOU A GOOD DEEP SCREWING IN THE DIVORCE SETTLEMENT BUT HE COULD NEVER THINK OF CAPTIONS LIKE THESE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WOW GUYS GREAT JOB! YOU SURE SHOWED YOUR EX-HUSBANDS HOW TRULY SMART YOU ARE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Love these.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
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Way to go guys
*humps UVY and Leenie's leg*
Eileenie ♥ Uvy, Perky, MJF, ProfessorVP...LMAO!!!
A++++++++ GREAT WIN PERKY, CONGRATS!
So fucking funny because it's TRUE!
jessica simpson has new shoe collection.
Shortly after this pagan effigy was erected, God struck them down and cleansed the earth.
This art piece is called "The Truth about Tom and Katie's marriage" aka a giant croc.
It turns out that the Lilliputians number 1 priority had always been capturing and restraining Gulliver's horrific Crocs, versus Gulliver himself.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Jesus! I didn't know God wore Crocs?
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"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" Steven Wright
This proves to the entire galaxy that the planet Earth has horrible taste in shoes.
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"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" Steven Wright
Does this shoe make me look fat?
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"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" Steven Wright
The devil waits patiently in a hell personally designed for Michael K.
There once was a famewhore
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many adopted children
They did a reality show
In that blue Croc, too
Scientology elders hope the giant croc on his abeulita's lawn will shut Michael K up about their buttholes that spit money out, er, I mean, cherished members, but if that doesn't work, they are prepared to chloroform him with a discarded Travolta rug and drag him inside the croc for e-meter readings at the low low price of $999, somehow charged to the RushCard in his wallet...
You in danger, girl!
Giving the old woman who lived in a shoe a run for her money, White Oprah goes house-hunting.
Even Britney Spears' wedding reception venue took a hit from the economy; having to settle for Crocs after learning that the UGG-style bouncy house was not in her price range.
Norway took guarding 500 year old statue'Der Clogen Speil'they hired 2 blind American exchgnge students for the nation has no more funds!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Only in Florida would you find such lame, giant crocs.
A few spectators enjoy one of many articles of clothing shed by Adele on her way to skinnydip in the local lake
So quick to stand by Lamar, Khloe Kardashian always seems to leave something behind.
Croc Me Home Tonight: The first nightclub to cater solely to lesbian nurses.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
D'you like??! I saw it on Pinterest!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Cynthia and Rojo decided to get a customized bouncy castle for their wedding reception as a shout-out to their fellow gayelles.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Finally, a bigger croc than the Travoltas' marriage.
Somehow, Gwyneth Paltrow can even make Crocs look pretentious.
Batali's gotta stop eating salt. Look how big his feet swelled up.