The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 11th!
When Posh looked down and saw the fire department's rescue mattress, she decided to stay inside and burn to death. - perky
What happened when Mario Batali got involved in an Extreme Makeover: Home Addition for the Old Woman who lived in a shoe. - ISprainedMyUvula
Finally, a bigger croc than the Travoltas' marriage. - ProfessorVP
I swear I said "Giant blue COCK" when I was ordering from that Japanese catalog! - MJF
Finally, a foot big enough to fit into Kathie Lee's mouth. - Eileenie McMeanie