Wednesday, July 11th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Lil' Kim (37) Lil' Kim's Newest Face (5)
Connor Paolo (22)
David Henrie (23)
Ben Gibbard (36)
Octomom (36)
Andrew Bird (39)
Michael Rosenbaum (40)
Justin Chambers (42)
Jeff Corwin (45)
Greg Grunberg (46)
Lisa Rinna (49)
Richie Sambora (53)
Suzanne Vega (53)
Sela Ward (56)
Stephen Lang (60)
Bonnie Pointer (62)
Giorgio Armani (78)
Tab Hunter (81)
7-Eleven (85)

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looks like lil kim is working her way to a michael jackson nose.

cat problems's picture

I thought that was Kim Kardashian before an eyebrow waxing for a hot second.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:16am.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:57am.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:12am.
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I've honestly never heard actual people in the "Hood" talk like that. They defintely have their own "hood language" and I guess every hood dialect(?)is different.Granted their language is very slanged and whatnot, but the only place I've ever heard a fo-shizzle, or OG or anything like that is in a rap song.
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it's actually only OG not OIG (shows how street I am) but ya he was talkin bout bein all OG and shit yo

doncorleone's picture

HB Gardening Girl

I am sorry but Lil Kim to me is like the Spaz of rap or, excuse my ignorance, whatever the fuck Lil Kim does. Icky and dirty looking. Why do people do shit like that to their face???? It's not like she was completely hideous before and she at least looked human.

Justin Chambers is the hotness, of all the actors I've ever seen on set he is by far the hottest in person...the dude is like walking sex, no wonder he has eight million babies

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Alien on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 11:18am.
Li'l Kim Doesn't she own a mirror??

That's what got her into this mess in the first place

Cowjam's picture

Happy Birthday GG and General "Stonewall" Jackson!

Lisa Rinna does this home design show called "Merge". I always watch it because she has a very charming personality.

Sweetas's picture

Aw, HB Gardening Girl!!! OMG KIM SO SEXXXAY!! :p

joanne's picture

HB Suzanne Vega and Gardening Girl.

Gardening Girl's picture

THANK YOU EVERYBODEEEEE!!!! I's going for my free slurpee! I am in such a good mood that I dont care that Octowierd and Lil Katface share this date with me....CHERRY SLURPEE!

Chris Knight's picture

"I have a feeling Sela Ward is a bit older than 56."

True, years ago she was listed as being born in 1951 actually, at least in the sources I read...

El Bastardo's picture

Hapz Sela Ward CSINY babe mmmmmmmm and thank Xenu, CSI Miami is ending.

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Alien's picture

Li'l Kim has such a disgusting face! Doesn't she own a mirror??

boredasfuckyo's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:12am.
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OIG, Original or Original Gangsta

That's street baby, lol..I heard Ice T say it once in an interview, he said "in the hood we call it OIG as in Original...to be Original or Original Gangsta, Tupac, NWA, Ice T, Biggie we were all OIG no what Im sayin"
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I've honestly never heard actual people in the "Hood" talk like that. They defintely have their own "hood language" and I guess every hood dialect(?)is different.Granted their language is very slanged and whatnot, but the only place I've ever heard a fo-shizzle, or OG or anything like that is in a rap song.

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Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Gardening Girl! Enjoy!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Twat Muffin's picture

HB Gardening Girl!

I have a feeling Sela Ward is a bit older than 56.

boredasfuckyo's picture

Ben Gibbard <3
He did an amazing cover of earth angel, also, DCFC just rocks in general.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h39viH0TgKA

And Lil Kim needs to get over it. She's never gonna be as fucked up and talented as Michael Jackson was so she needs to stop trying to look like him. Also she needs to get over her Beef Nicki Minaj. Look at Lady Gaga and Katy Perry and all the other hoes recycling other artists looks and music. It's what happens, sadly. Let it go.

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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

ditquoi's picture

Happy birthday GG!

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Happy Birthday, GG!! I read that all of the 7-11's are giving away free small slushies in order of your Birthday! ;)

Octomom, Lil' Kim, Lisa Rinna and Richie Sambora? Lots of plastic surgery junkies today!

annobanano's picture

@ Mike - did not see white apricots - will have to look for those!

lilywhiteclass's picture

Happy Birthday to Lisa Rinna's lips...the one's on her face, that is.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Oops I was Thinking of Connor oberst. Too much Raki. Last day in Istanbul :(. Then back to reality...

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

MissJaneTexas's picture

Hbd little Kim!!!!!! My girl.

Connor paolo is 22? Don't buy that for a second. Ugh reminds me of my douchie ex....

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:29am.
Hey Mikey - I got some of those white nectarines from Trader Joe's *dies and goes to heaven*

White nectarines, or white apricots? I'd mentioned the latter.

Kizzy's picture

Happy Birthday, GG!!

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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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Hekki's picture

Happy birthday, GG! Hope you get lots of nice presents and some good birfday nookie!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birthday, Gardening Girl!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Happy Birthday GG!! Hope it's fabulous like you!

Happy Birthday 7-Eleven and Armani (love a man in an Armani Tux).

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:37am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:22am.
SPAM turns 75 today according to the news I'm watching. Not the stuff in your email or in the message boards here from China at 3 am, but the canned ham. I've never eaten it.
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I suppose our version of this mystery meat is Klik ..which I have never eaten either.. I hate processed slimey meat.

Im the Mary's picture

Octoslag is on the 5th anniversary of her 36th birthday. Whore's been 36 fordameva.

Bigbendy's picture

Happy Birthday Gardening Girl! May your flowers always bloom brightly!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:02am.
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Ophy your avie gives me a case of the awwwwsss

what can I say? I wuvs da widdle aminals ;)

shade's picture

Happy B-day, GG!!

At first I thought Lil' Kim was Kim K. with major hair and makeup issues.

Nanners's picture

Lil' Kim's eyebrows (45 minutes)

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Dr. Dick's picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:22am.
SPAM turns 75 today according to the news I'm watching. Not the stuff in your email or in the message boards here from China at 3 am, but the canned ham. I've never eaten it.

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Surprise MK missed that one. My Dad used to make fried spam and cheese sandwiches. Kind of grossed me out.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:22am.

SPAM turns 75 today according to the news I'm watching. Not the stuff in your email or in the message boards here from China at 3 am, but the canned ham. I've never eaten it.
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According to Brian Williams, more cans of SPAM have been eaten than there are people on the planet. That's A LOT of SPAM.

annobanano's picture

Hey Mikey - I got some of those white nectarines from Trader Joe's *dies and goes to heaven*

Happy Happy Birthday Gardening Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TexnDoc's picture

SPAM turns 75 today according to the news I'm watching. Not the stuff in your email or in the message boards here from China at 3 am, but the canned ham. I've never eaten it.

mike's picture

Happy Bday Lil' Kim, Suzanne Vega, and GG!

guest's picture

HBD GG! :))

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:02am.
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Ophy your avie gives me a case of the awwwwsss

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:57am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:50am.

ETA: Okay, I've googled OIG, and I still have no idea what you meant by it in this context. (Hey, *someone* has to make up the left hand side of the bell curve.)

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OIG, Original or Original Gangsta

That's street baby, lol..I heard Ice T say it once in an interview, he said "in the hood we call it OIG as in Original...to be Original or Original Gangsta, Tupac, NWA, Ice T, Biggie we were all OIG no what Im sayin"

Ophelias evil twin's picture

HB GG !! omg how conVEEnient - you can deliver your 7-11 birfday wishes when you stagger in there @ 2am for a munchy after some serious partay-ing. ; )

christine the hoff's picture

happy barfday g.g.!

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loopygorilla's picture

HB gardening girl, go get your flippers and get swimming!!

Webberbear's picture

At first, I thought 7-Eleven was the name of some rapper I hadn't heard of, 'til I noted the age - Derp!
Happy Birthday GG!

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 8:50am.

Lil' Kim...Don't know a single tune but they tell me she was once a pretty good Rapper, She's OIG fo sho.
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She was fairly good, actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HER1RxputAw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIT_CbfQ_kQ

ETA: Okay, I've googled OIG, and I still have no idea what you meant by it in this context. (Hey, *someone* has to make up the left hand side of the bell curve.)

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Happy Birfday, Gardening Girl and 7-11!

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Lisbet459's picture

HB Gardening Girl!