The World's Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
At 728 pounds, Pauline Potter only agreed to take the Guinness Book of World Records title of the World's Heaviest Living Woman because she thought it would shame her into losing a major dollop of chunk. It didn't work and shoving 10,000 calories a day into her eatin' hole only made her fatter and fatter. I think my eyeballs gained 1 pound each just from reading that. That was almost a year ago and just when Pauline Potter thought she was going to eat her way to a permanent date with a quadruple-wide coffin, a savior in the form of her ex-husband's dick came a calling.
Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure it's actual panty pudding and you can buy it at your local Kroger's.) Pauline tells Closer (via DM) that Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Alex humped on her so good that she didn't want him to stop. They did it six times that day. Pauline's mouth can't get enough of eating Big Macs and her coochie can't get enough of eating her ex-husband's peen.
Pauline's words to Closer about this are so damn romantically beautiful that it's like the writer of 50 Shades of Grey wrote them herself:
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around. I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times! He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive. I orgasm every time. We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too. My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
"I drape a nice sheet over me" is the most romantic line of poetry I've ever read.
Pauline still gobbles up Big Macs and nuggets, but her marathon sexercise sessions with Alex have melted 98 pounds from her body in the past 7 months. Pauline is hoping she can fuck her way to her goal weight of 532 pounds. Alex is happy to help even though it could cost him his LIFE!
"It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
There are really no words for this, so I'll just say, keep fucking that chicken, Pauline. Actually, that just gave me a visual I didn't need today. I should've stopped at "no words."
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Pauline "SNOWPIECE" POTTER
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by maadbeacon on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:18pm.
This fat cunt (pun intended) is getting fucked six times a day and I can't get laid at all? There is no justice in this fucking world!
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Oh dear, that's not right.
He's even sicker in the head than she is and that's saying something. Feeder and his freak. Are there any woman out there who fancy gigantic lard-arse men?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I DRAPE A NICE SHEET OVER ME LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:16pm.
PAULINE YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REGISTERED USER AT DLISTED.COM!!!!
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I dunno... She's a bit scrawny for a Dlister.
She needs a few more Mother's Animal Cookies to fill out her mom jeans.
Oh, and Dlisters don't have sex. Not the straight kind anyway.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Oh my.
532 pounds is an interesting number. Ah well, everyone should have goals, I guess.
Yo ex wife is so fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
How....???
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by maadbeacon on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:18pm.
This fat cunt (pun intended) is getting fucked six times a day and I can't get laid at all? There is no justice in this fucking world!
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lolllollllllllll please increase your calorie intake...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:16pm
Or the errant piece of popcorn, the odd Milk Dud or 20???
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:16pm.
PAULINE YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REGISTERED USER AT DLISTED.COM!!!!
Hmmmm, California....let's think about this...
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
I just don't understand the mechanics. Does he have a ten foot long dick? You'd need scaffolding to get inside her hoo-ha.
This fat cunt (pun intended) is getting fucked six times a day and I can't get laid at all? There is no justice in this fucking world!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:16pm.
PAULINE YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REGISTERED USER AT DLISTED.COM!!!!
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Pauline Profitduhhhhh
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Guess he can't roll her in flour, introducing any kind of food in that bedroom is dangerous.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
PAULINE YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REGISTERED USER AT DLISTED.COM!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I wonder if he EATS HER OUT??? lololll *gag* lol fuck.
Oh, Alex dear... be darling while you're down there... I dropped a slice a pizza a few days ago and have yet to find it... :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:12pm.
When are people going to stop calling sexy times "sessions"? It just sounds so wrong. It's fucking; it's not therapy.
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I know. The other thing I hate is when people count up how many times in the last month they had sexy times, like the fucking number counts. NO, THE QUALITY COUNTS SO STOP COUNTING IT DOWN LIKE "HON HOW MANY BEERS DID WE DRINK LAST NIGHT?" OR MAKING IT 'WORK' LIKE A DAMN THERAPY SESSION.
/trips off soapbox
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Any fold will do.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
8^O
When are people going to stop calling sexy times "sessions"? It just sounds so wrong. It's fucking; it's not therapy.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I knew this was from Great Britain, I knew it. The tabs there just write the script. No one talks like her or her man. They'd be embarrassed. The tabs waived a paycheck in front of them and added a comedy script. Like the mother who supposedly injected Botox to her kid. When CPS shows up, it was all BS.
Well all he has to do is lift up a lard flap and he has a new girlfriend! So that's not cheating.
Oh, my. Just...I have no words.
Ohhhhhh baby, yea Yea YEA!!! OH MY FUCK YES!!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!! I'MMMMMM GONNA FUCKIN CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!! *HRRRRRRUMMMMPH*
Ahhhhh, now that I've finished my twinkie let's have SEX!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
This fat-ist is speechless.
So it's true. You men will fuck anything.
I don't want to be mean-she has a sweet face. But, really?
oooh. I'm a fattist. I don't sleep with fatties, though at one point in my post-divorce fuck fest, I decided to challenge my fat-ism, and dated a fattie. He was just as much trouble as my regular type. So, I'm sticking with my regular type.
And congrats to this fatty having good sex!!! (but I just can't....with the photo)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Five words that should never be spoken, "goal weight of 532 pounds".
Get you some, Fatty!
ANOTHER POSTER PERSON FOR EUTHANASIA AND EUGENICS...
You know, there are some things in life that need to stay private....
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
the age of oversharing.
There are no words.
To each his own.....
But that is disgusting.
*gag* *puke*
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
ewwwwwwwwwwww