The World's Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
At 728 pounds, Pauline Potter only agreed to take the Guinness Book of World Records title of the World's Heaviest Living Woman because she thought it would shame her into losing a major dollop of chunk. It didn't work and shoving 10,000 calories a day into her eatin' hole only made her fatter and fatter. I think my eyeballs gained 1 pound each just from reading that. That was almost a year ago and just when Pauline Potter thought she was going to eat her way to a permanent date with a quadruple-wide coffin, a savior in the form of her ex-husband's dick came a calling.
Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure it's actual panty pudding and you can buy it at your local Kroger's.) Pauline tells Closer (via DM) that Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Alex humped on her so good that she didn't want him to stop. They did it six times that day. Pauline's mouth can't get enough of eating Big Macs and her coochie can't get enough of eating her ex-husband's peen.
Pauline's words to Closer about this are so damn romantically beautiful that it's like the writer of 50 Shades of Grey wrote them herself:
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around. I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times! He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive. I orgasm every time. We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too. My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
"I drape a nice sheet over me" is the most romantic line of poetry I've ever read.
Pauline still gobbles up Big Macs and nuggets, but her marathon sexercise sessions with Alex have melted 98 pounds from her body in the past 7 months. Pauline is hoping she can fuck her way to her goal weight of 532 pounds. Alex is happy to help even though it could cost him his LIFE!
"It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
There are really no words for this, so I'll just say, keep fucking that chicken, Pauline. Actually, that just gave me a visual I didn't need today. I should've stopped at "no words."
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I worked with a woman who during college had a job at the local hospital. She washed the obeast people when they came in for their scheduled baths. SHe said she found a mouldy peanut butter and jelly sammich lost in one of the folds...really. Can you imagine...how do you lose a sammich? Hey where'd it go???
* goes out for a jog*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:36pm.
GOD, and it can be difficult to keep a good rhythm on a waterbed... you have to time your thrust with the wave returning from the headboard just in time or shit gets outta whack!!!! (I had a waterbed in high school)
you put too much effort into it...just slap it once, and let the wave do the rest of the work...then when it runs out of momentum, slap it again :D
JFC, I just cannot with y'all's comments today! I'm gagging and laughing at the same time. The last time I did that I threw up out of my nose!
Perhaps he uses his arm or leg to pleasure her cuz' there is NO way his little dick could reach her hooha through the 20 inches or more of fupa hiding her lady-bits.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:35pm.
She probably has "tiger stripes" from doing such a poor job
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
I bet Marvin would hit that.
LOLOLOL! I miss Marvin!!!!!!!!!!!
'My bed is strengthened'...well, umm...i think it goes without saying ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
For real, how does she burn so many calories when she can't even move. Also, her crotch funk is not an issue???
Hey, fat is a condition. Stop making fun of my people!
We're only allowed to snark on Scientologists in my religion, remember????
It's hard going to Mcdonalds and only getting one big mac. Geezus.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:31pm.
If she's laying there like a dead fish how is she burning 500 calories?
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But she's not just laying there. She's "jiggling around." Helllooo?!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:35pm.
I am a situational fat-ist. But the fact that she lets her ex mercy fuck her is even more disturbing. How does he get to her pussy ffs?
GPS?
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:34pm.
GOD, and it can be difficult to keep a good rhythm on a waterbed... you have to time your thrust with the wave returning from the headboard just in time or shit gets outta whack!!!! (I had a waterbed in high school)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:33pm.
Ok, maybe I've been on the D too long but, I want to see the sex tape! *covers face in shame*
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Yup count me in, I have to see how these two bump extreme uglies
...and I turn out the lights when I feel a tad bloated every month. What's wrong with this picture? I can't hate on the "I drape a nice sheet over me" 'cuz that's what I do to cover my lardy bits too. However, my lardy bits could be covered with a washcloth. I have a feeling she's going to need a California king (or a pool cover).
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Maybe his dick's like an elephant's, self-propelled.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
You just HAD to post that story MK?!? Fuck my eyeballs!!!
I am a situational fat-ist. But the fact that she lets her ex mercy fuck her is even more disturbing. How does he get to her pussy ffs?
How does she even wipe her ass? Seriously there is NO WAY those little arms get around back there.
She probably has "tiger stripes" from doing such a poor job.
I'll bet Alex was that picnic table fucker. Apparently he will fuck anything.
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"Sorry, daddy, I'm not gonna do that and you can't make me 'cause I'm taller than you" Suri Cruise
I didn't know you could orgasm from someone fucking your fat roll. Don't look at me like that. You know he can't find the hole.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:31pm.
Yo ex wife so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light!
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Excellent! Man, I love those jokes.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:31pm.
I don't know where the tits end and the belly begins it's just one big lumpa SHIT...
I bet it's like a waterbed :D
Ok, maybe I've been on the D too long but, I want to see the sex tape! *covers face in shame*
"I drape a nice sheet over me" is the most romantic line of poetry I've ever read.
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True story. Laura Ashley for everyone!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:31pm.
If she's laying there like a dead fish how is she burning 500 calories?
*shudders*
she's wiggling like an eel :D
That scrawny ass of a man, fucked 98 lbs off of her......I don't believe it.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
I bet Marvin would hit that.
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Marvin the Martian's into fatties?
http://animated-gifs.org/wp-content/themes/frugal/graphics/cat/marvin-th...
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:26pm.
I imagine she smells like ammonia, beef stew, and old milk.
Is that the Chris Ecclestone? Watching 'Blackout'?
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY DEAR GOD WHY?
This proves there is someone for everyone, so don't ever change for anybody!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:20pm.
Yo ex wife is so fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
haha!
Yo ex wife so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
He looks like a carnie barker, no offense to those of you who bark at carnies. I don't judge them but there's just not that many people whose sex lives I would want to know the crusty details.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:29pm.
Andrew Dice Clay "nobody's ever thought of fucking that"
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I don't know where the tits end and the belly begins it's just one big lumpa SHIT...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
TMI people! TMI!
If she's laying there like a dead fish how is she burning 500 calories?
*shudders*
I hope she doesn't think anal burns 750 calories per banging!
oh fuck the jokes write themselves it's too easy ha ha ha 8'D
jack, I was thinking she pours herself into the hot tub so it looks like she's swimming in a huge tub of pink marshmallow like flesh...hey, it's probably hella sexy in an Andrew Dice Clay "nobody's ever thought of fucking that" kind of way :D
Merde. How long would a massage take?
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LOL at "beef stew"
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I bet Marvin would hit that.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:26pm.
I imagine she smells like ammonia, beef stew, and old milk.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
The camera *does* add 10 pounds, you know.
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Things I wish I didn't know!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:24pm.
Pauline "SNOWPIECE" POTTER
No posting real names. REPORTED.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Dude looks way dubious to me about this endeavor.
Ah, anything for that fifteen minutes.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Ew. And here enters the lingering stench.
*huah huah*
God she must stink down there. *gags
Wow. I will never, ever feel too fat to fuck again.
I drape a nice sheet over me!!! L M F A O!!!
Does she use the Christmas Tablecloth on the holidays?
The fact this guy can get it up tell me he's all sorts of fucked in the head because you KNOW that thing is a stinking red rashed pimple filled sweat box of pure NASTINESS!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:24pm.
Pauline "SNOWPIECE" POTTER
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*blows Dr. Pepper out nose*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by maadbeacon on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:18pm.
This fat cunt (pun intended) is getting fucked six times a day and I can't get laid at all? There is no justice in this fucking world!
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Amen friend. I bet I could if I were desperate but I'd like to enjoy myself. Isn't that the point?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:20pm.
I DRAPE A NICE SHEET OVER ME LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
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this had me lmfaooooooooooo!!! I WOULD FREAKIN DIE
I wonder if on special occasions she uses the living room drapes!!?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers