The World's Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
At 728 pounds, Pauline Potter only agreed to take the Guinness Book of World Records title of the World's Heaviest Living Woman because she thought it would shame her into losing a major dollop of chunk. It didn't work and shoving 10,000 calories a day into her eatin' hole only made her fatter and fatter. I think my eyeballs gained 1 pound each just from reading that. That was almost a year ago and just when Pauline Potter thought she was going to eat her way to a permanent date with a quadruple-wide coffin, a savior in the form of her ex-husband's dick came a calling.
Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure it's actual panty pudding and you can buy it at your local Kroger's.) Pauline tells Closer (via DM) that Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Alex humped on her so good that she didn't want him to stop. They did it six times that day. Pauline's mouth can't get enough of eating Big Macs and her coochie can't get enough of eating her ex-husband's peen.
Pauline's words to Closer about this are so damn romantically beautiful that it's like the writer of 50 Shades of Grey wrote them herself:
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around. I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times! He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive. I orgasm every time. We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too. My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
"I drape a nice sheet over me" is the most romantic line of poetry I've ever read.
Pauline still gobbles up Big Macs and nuggets, but her marathon sexercise sessions with Alex have melted 98 pounds from her body in the past 7 months. Pauline is hoping she can fuck her way to her goal weight of 532 pounds. Alex is happy to help even though it could cost him his LIFE!
"It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
There are really no words for this, so I'll just say, keep fucking that chicken, Pauline. Actually, that just gave me a visual I didn't need today. I should've stopped at "no words."
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This is the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.
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It's PHELPS time!
Besides, a box of hammers isn't that dumb. It has uses...
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:30pm.
Bringing up gay sex on a post not about gay sex is not dumb? You must think about rectal sphincters a lot.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:19pm.
BAH! I watched it! WAAA!
This just moved to 1st place on my list of things I didn't need to think about.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:20pm.
What's it like to need attention all the time?
Since when?
What's it like to be dumber than a bag of hammers all the time?
There's a lid for every pot, so they say. Still, keep it to yourself. We don't need the deets. From ANYONE.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:20pm.
What's it like to need attention all the time?
As much as I like snark, I can't on her. I actually feel sorry for her. Yes, I know she did this to herself, but it must be so heartbreaking to be her. She is trying to passively kill herself, and that's sad. I just read where she said it takes an hour for her to shower. And she has to rely on her son with her daily activities. I feel bad for the son, too.
With all that said, though, I am the teensiest bit jealous that she is almost 4 times my size, and yet I have been on the world's longest dry spell. What the hell? Where can I find a man that will fuck me enough to make me lose 98 lbs? Well, just 50 is all I need to lose, but still.
I think she has a very pretty face.
I'm sure her having sex with her ex isn't anymore disgusting or smelly than two gay guys going at it.
Laugh all you want but if the fate of mankind were in the balance you'd do your duty and you'd do it goooooood....
nsfw but not explicit, ten secs. enjoy!
http://www.redtube.com/8033
I feel like I've seen fatter women at my local Wal-Mart.
LMFAO at "trying to fuck her in to a heart attack"
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:54pm.
this is why bidets should be more popular in the US.
No, she's why indoor automatic car washes will soon be a reality.
As my mother used to say, there's someone for everyone. But why do we want to hear about their nasty sex life? The visual is killing me. Even if she's draped with a nice sheet.
the comments are too funny, omg!!!!!!!!! I have to stop reading cause I'm getting the side eye from co-worker who is wondering why the hell I keep laughing and SMH.
This made me cackle. Then mini-undine asked "What's so funny?" and I had to lie.
I saw this chick on Dr.Phil like a year ago w that dude. Guess his bald head & southern twang rekindled their romance!!
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
I read this post and started choking on my own spit. *LMAO*
What is wrong me? Why am I not finding joy in giggling my fat, bulbous ass on my boyfriend's cock???? I'm so lacking....
Just making the visual of her and her man makes me think a nunnery is a good idea after all.
Fat people, like myself, need love too... but to people need to know about it??? *LOL*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:45pm.
Seriously, this woman MUST smell awful.
When I was training my temp before I left on maternity leave, she was an older FAT, obese woman. When she came back from the bathroom she smelled like poop.
It was so gross.
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We have a really fat person in my office and if she's in the bathroom you can SMELL her and she stinks like poop. Uber fatties cannot possibly be able to clean themselves after going potty.
i cannot eat another tootsie roll now
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Maybe they have one of those midget patented washcloths on a stick
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OK, all of the above comments as well as many of the other comments on the rest of this thread have me cracking up! Gross, yet hilarious! I am literally in tears I'm laughing so hard! Thanks for the laughs--just so funny!!
I will have nightmares now for weeks.
I can't even I will not solve the fact that these people are so over weigfht
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Submitted by youarestupid on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:35pm.
He's already taken out a life insurance policy and is trying to fuck her into a heart attack.
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I can't imagine there's a life insurance company that would give a policy on her.
With all the talk of poop, I want to know what she uses to go. It can't be a regular toilet because the seals wouldn't stand up to that sort of tonnage. I'd say a Johnny on the Spot or outhouse would be an option, but could she walk there?
The only thing I can think is she wears a very large homemade diaper or just lets it all go. And there must be a ton of it too, with the amount that she eats. That right there is an issue. I can only imagine the clogging it might cause.
He's already taken out a life insurance policy and is trying to fuck her into a heart attack.
Not sure if everyone knows this, but she purposely gained the weight to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Kitty: "it'll take a line around the block to fuck this fat bitch thin."
That just made me piss my pants a little! Wow! that was funny!
I think the tag says it all...GET IT GIRL! *runs to bar to lose the last 15*
This guy probably gets off on wanking his winky between two rolls of flab - kind of like a hot dog.
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Honestly, it must be mission impossible to find her hole. He must be hung like a horse.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
He probably bangs all her rolls.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
why did i read all of the comments on this? and on that note why is it a hundred and four damn degrees outside because now i want to go for a jog.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:57pm.
For some reason I get all kinds of spam in my email that is all porn related *shrugs* anyhoo, there are all kinds of sites that have big fat fucking chicks that guys pay money for!!! does. not. compute.
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"for some reason" ?? you get fetish porn ? hmmmmm. that's a Scooby-Doo mystery LOL
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:39pm.
I worked with a woman who during college had a job at the local hospital. She washed the obeast people when they came in for their scheduled baths. SHe said she found a mouldy peanut butter and jelly sammich lost in one of the folds...really. Can you imagine...how do you lose a sammich? Hey where'd it go???
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it's sad when a person is a walking hoard.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:08pm.
folks like that should have the decency to carry matches with them...or at the very least, a courtesy flush every 30 seconds...I mean really. 8-P
Nice to see Fisher Stevens found a way to stay relevant after Michelle Pfeiffer.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Yo wife so fat, you gotta roll her in flour just to find the wet spot...
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OMG what did I just read? :/
Her pubes must resemble a 1980's Demi Moore, only worse.
Sorry UBF. Apologies to the kitty!
Where I used to work the HR harpie was an obeast woman. She was sloppy too. Ughe when she went to the can you couldnt go in there for at least 20-30 min. Well I drink A LOT OF WATER and had to go. Well I went in there and the stench drove me out...I said fuck it and went into the mens room. My boss saw me walking out of the men's john. He had heard the whispers..."What the hell does she eat?". I remember she'd bring her lunch in a huge tupper ware container, the kind you use to mix up cake batter. Anyway after she'd blown the can up she'd hit it hard with the air freshener...That stench is seared into my brain.
How does this happen? No, really. How the FUCK does this happen? How can a person let him/herself go so badly?
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GG , that labia head pinching comment made me snort so loud I scared the cat.
I'M SO VERY HAPPY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EARTH SHATTERING TSUNAMI ORGASMS MA'AM. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH. *slams door*
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:02pm.
I just can't with this land whale. How can he even find her lady garden in all that blubber?
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just follow the snail trails..
Shit!! if that ugly fucker can fuck off 98 pounds off me..I'd put a paper bag on his face and fuck him too!!!!
MY God..Dieting makes you do crazy fucked up shit I swear!!!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:57pm.
For some reason I get all kinds of spam in my email that is all porn related *shrugs* anyhoo, there are all kinds of sites that have big fat fucking chicks that guys pay money for!!! does. not. compute.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I just can't with this land whale. How can he even find her lady garden in all that blubber?
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:45pm.
Seriously, this woman MUST smell awful.
When I was training my temp before I left on maternity leave, she was an older FAT, obese woman. When she came back from the bathroom she smelled like poop.
It was so gross.
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We have a really fat person in my office and if she's in the bathroom you can SMELL her and she stinks like poop. Uber fatties cannot possibly be able to clean themselves after going potty.
i cannot eat another tootsie roll now
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Maybe they have one of those midget patented washcloths on a stick
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