Spaz de la Huerta Is In Love, Or Something
It's been way too long since we've all caught up with everyone's favorite delicate gutter blossom, so here's the always stunning Spaz de la Huerta shuffling around the streets of Manhattan with a lucky piece who gets to wake up in the afternoon next to the humanized version of his hangover.
You know this love is going to last forever, because a couple that sucks fags together, stays together. I just hope that this new piece doesn't change Spaz's impeccable and genius sense of style. After a night of boozing until you've barfed your soul out into a trash can on the street, don't you hate it when judgmental whores have to ask you if you've had another rough night? Well, you can take a page from Spaz's look book and always do yourself up like you've had a rough night so bitches can stop asking. Just always look like the broke off and dozed off mom who embarrasses her child when she takes them to school in the morning wearing her night gown, chanclas and raggedy hair that can make a brush cry real tears.
And Spaz's new piece better bring his best dick game if he wants to stick around, because he has Elvis' ghost to compete with.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:22pm.
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There's musky and then there is stank, if a Chick flat out stanks I ain't stickin it no how because all I would be thinking is WHY is it she stanks so bad...boner kill!
LOL Twatty! I dated a girl and the first time we had sex she had just gotten out of the shower... she stunk... She even apologized for having "an odor problem"... I pushed through the event... I can tell you there was no second time.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Yes yes's and peen sticks must be clean before sessy times.
After peeling pissy and shitty pullups off old folks in the nursing home last night and cleaning piles of shit, i have to say, they can`t smell worse than what i ve smelled yesterday...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:16pm.
....if she smells like she's been smuggling smelt in her panties.
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That image...wow...
*slaps side of head to get it OUT of my head*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:17pm.
why am i having visions of dingleberries now??? WHamo!
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LOL, I'm still seeing "vapour stank" coming off her ginny so I think we're even!
Whamo & Jack -- I am so happy to hear that you guys, well at least you 2, require that a lady be clean before you bed her. But like Lisbet said, I think that if someone like Angelina came up to a guy (not necessarily Whams or Jack), stinking to high heaven, but looking all sexy & stuff, and says to a guy, I'll give you a rim job & I'll fuck you silly, most guys would probably go for it. Don't ya think?
Gigaboob -- musty sexy & ass indeed!
Looks like M-Rod in title pic and has some bad hair macrame going on. Orange Julius is not feeling it.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
there are people I'd fuck even if they stank. For lots of money....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She's so gross.
Her boyfriend looks like the bastard son of Woody Harrelson and Michael Rapaport.
why am i having visions of dingleberries now??? WHamo!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:02pm.
The thing is, you guys would probably bone her whether she stunk or not.
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Not every guy with fuck every and anything.. WTF!!LOL!! Sweeet Geeezuz...Twatty!! I ain't touching nothing if she smells like she's been smuggling smelt in her panties. Forget that!! eeesh!!
She looks like she wakes up with the bottle in her hand.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:02pm.
you guys would probably bone her whether she stunk or not.
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No, no, no, NO!!! personal hygiene is a MUST. Jack is not down with the stank!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@Twat Muffin
Well maybe the sexy scent of Wild Turkey coming out of their pores makes up for all that. I'm sensitive to scent too. Can you imagine what their room smelled like? Musty sex and ass.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:02pm.
Whamo -- it's because us girls are just being honest. We know that she stinks and that her little boyfriend there has helmet cheese, too. The thing is, you guys would probably bone her whether she stunk or not. For most of us girls, stank is a lady boner killer, though some girls are nasty and will nail a guy even though he smells. For me personally, a guy has to be straight out of the shower clean.
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On that topic, how hot (or obviously, balls out, sex as a rollercoaster crazy) would a woman have to be before stank wouldn't be an issue for a heterosexual male? And what are the differences when it comes to just nailing them as opposed to having an actual relationship?
Most importantly, is there a chart, like the crazy hot chart in How I Met Your Mother?
So who is he, is he her dealer or what
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Whamo -- it's because us girls are just being honest. We know that she stinks and that her little boyfriend there has helmet cheese, too. The thing is, you guys would probably bone her whether she stunk or not. For most of us girls, stank is a lady boner killer, though some girls are nasty and will nail a guy even though he smells. For me personally, a guy has to be straight out of the shower clean.
Not to mention that both of them should have access to the best antibiotics in the land.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:53pm.
LOL, Natural Light... NICE!!! It was Milwaukee's Best for me... *dry heaves*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:36pm.
... love is only a light switch away
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Funny! I used to say that but exchange "light switch" for "a 12 pack of Natural Light."
I was pretty classy (poor) in my early 20's.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:46pm.
Gigaboob -- not only smoke & armpits, but throw in some nasty crotch stank, too, and some dried-up urine as well.
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Ewwwww...LOL, why do you girls INSIST on being boner killers? When they show some strapping dude you never hear us saying "hey I'll bet he has helmet cheese, or "I'll bet he doesn't wipe his ass properly and he has dingle-berries hanging off his taint hair" !!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:46pm.
crotch stank, too, and some dried-up urine as well.
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*hurls*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Ewww can you imagine her breafs? *gags*
Submitted by Solaera on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:28pm.
I admire her I don't give a single fuck look. I really wish I had the confidence to just roll right out of bed with it.
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Agree. Love this bitch. Needs to stop smoking though!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:36pm.
. love is only a light switch away.
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LOL!!
She could be so, so pretty if she simply stopped actively fighting it. I truly don't get that kind of attitude.
Gigaboob -- not only smoke & armpits, but throw in some nasty crotch stank, too, and some dried-up urine as well.
I think she looks pretty good here, minus the usual bright red lipstick she usually wears.
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paz always gets her man...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Whamo - yea, my thoughts exactly... she needs something on those beedy little eyes... love is only a light switch away.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Trailer park hipster is NOT the look.
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Douchechill!
she's not ugly, and she can look pretty at times if she wore the right kind of make-up (I've no clue what she needs to do but something with those eyes for sure )
She looks stinky.
Whoever he is, he isnt good enough for her.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:27pm.
They totally remind me of Amy Winehouse and BLAAAAAKE.
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lol, me too...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I admire her I don't give a single fuck look. I really wish I had the confidence to just roll right out of bed with it.
is that BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE? these two fuckin guys, huh... take a bath, sweetheart.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
They totally remind me of Amy Winehouse and BLAAAAAKE.
I love Spaz and I'm gonna miss her real acting on HBO.
They look like they smell of smoke and armpits.
She doesn't look her usual wrecked and bloated self in these photos. They probably met in rich people's rehab; I get the feeling homeboy knows how to party as hard as Spaz.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
that smoke cloud pic is kind of cool.
and dare I say that Spaz looks like she may have been born a woman? O.o
SPAZ update. She's my favorite gutter snipe -- the one I would most love to exchange places with for 24 hours. (I couldn't handle it beyond that.) She's really beautiful, and crazy like a fox. Luvs me some Paz.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Spaz actually looks really young and pretty here!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She actually looks pretty decent and normal, for once.