Sofia Vergara Got Engaged
Sofia Vergara's wearing a huge diamond ring on her hitchin' finger and Wonderwall says it was given to her by her on-and-off again businessman (and wannabe politician) boyfriend Nick Loeb. The same Nick Loeb who may or may not have cheated on Sofia in a coke-fueled orgy with a bunch of hookers in a hotel room. (Nick says that rumor is a lie-covered dingle dangling off of fiction's ass.) Sofia and Nick are in Mexico to celebrate her 40th birthday with 90 of her friends and family, and he took that moment to ask her to ruin her life by marrying him. Sofia said yes, but not everyone around her is queefing celebratory hearts. One source said:
"She's the nicest, sweetest, kindest person on the Earth, but she has a thing for bad boys. And she found one with him.
They have a crazy relationship. They break up and make up. They fight and make up hard!"
I bet they're one of those couples who ruin your party by having a fight in the middle of it. One of them locks themselves in the bathroom to cry into your bath mat and the other one sits in the chair by the cake cursing under their breath. You can't piss, because that ho is hogging up the toilet with their tears and you can't eat delicious cake, because that ho is sitting next to it and you don't want to wake the whining beast. That couple is the worst. Oh well, there's two positives in this. Sofia now has something to throw at Nick if she ever walks in and catches him with a mouthful of hooker poon. And it could be worse, she could be marrying Tommy Girl.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:46pm.
Well, she does have pretty hair.
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Don't know who he is. She annoys the fuck out of me.
LMAO@ Mike.
End well, this will not. I left drama filled relationships back in my early 20's.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:43pm.
"Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't think this trick is all that. She isn't a sea hag (thanks to Leenie for that one) but she's no beauty, either. Although I wouldn't mind having her figure."
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I'm right there with you Dog, although I think most of her appeal is probably from the neck down when it comes to the men. ;-)
Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't think this trick is all that. She isn't a sea hag (thanks to Leenie for that one) but she's no beauty, either. Although I wouldn't mind having her figure.
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Ellen Degenitals will save her from this mess.
Put me down for 2 years.
Hookers and blow!
Lucifer's going with two months...doncorleone's going with three...I'm going to be very generous and give this one a full year.
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It's PHELPS time!
3 months tops
He's hot in that tanned IDF soldier kinda way.
Don't really know who these tools are. They look like a couple of trolls.
Who amongst us doesn't/hasn't loved a bad boy? or two...or several. The thing is Sophia, dear, don't marry him. You'll regret it.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
"make up hard!"
lol. Seriously, though, I'm in my thirties and just have no desire for these drama and ego fueled "relationships". It's too tiring and she has a son. No way I'd be getting into that sort of mess with a son, fuck the passion. You can have passion in your life without all that.
she would have been better off with Tom Cruise.
Didn't they just break up?
*rolls eyes*
Yeah, this'll last.
Sophia was smart enough to escape Tommy Girl's and CO$ clutches.
The guy definitely sounds like a perfect "bad boy" playboy material, he's 37, 6'3" and going through a divorce. His dad is a US ambassador and his cousin is gazillioner Edgar Bronfman (Seagram fortune). Prep school, Tulane, etc....
A whole lot of people just love a drama-filled relationship.
I cannot understand it.
Yeah, bad move. One or two good fights is God's way of telling you it's hopeless. Trying to mend the probs with an engagement rarely works.
I think she puts on more of an accent in her TV show. For comedic effect. Because she's on TV to highlight her comedic skills.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:27pm.
JRM's eyes = drugs and STAINS. He's far too high to fuck.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
I know nothing about this man but his eyes scream "hookers and blow" to me.
His eyes are saying "hand me those bath salts so that I can eat your face off" to me.
And he looks like a tool/dick/douche.
Oh, so she's one of those women. Gorgeous with horrific taste in men. She's in for nothing but heartache. I bet all 90 of those people are thinking the same exact thing.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:24pm.
I know nothing about this man but his eyes scream "hookers and blow" to me.
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yes! He has cokey Jonathan Rhys Meyers eyes.
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It's PHELPS time!
I'm with luci, at 40 you should be over the bad boy thing already.
At least she isn't in for any surprises.
He's a politician? does this mean Sofia could be a future First Lady?
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This marriage sounds like it will be one for the record books.
Not.
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It's PHELPS time!
I know nothing about this man but his eyes scream "hookers and blow" to me.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
She's beautiful! What is her problem?? Hopefully he'll fuck up again and she'll come to her senses.
Well her accent is so damn hard to understand. When she said get me a coke out of the fridge, he was sure she said do some coke and fuck some hookers.
So, obviously the next step after a breakup is to get married. And since she is not a stripper nor a giant mound of yayo, he will keep on cheatin'.
Love her, but this is a TERRIBLE idea. Like a dude I know who is engaged to future ex number 3, at a whole 27 years of age. She's 20.
I bought stock in Orville Redenbacher's.(sp)
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Not a wise move, since he has a rumored thing for strippers and coke.
She's 40 and has a grown son.
Really tragic to still be doing the "bad boy" thing, isn't it?
I give it two months.