Open Post: Co-Hosted By Tara Reid And Her New Man
Tara Reid is probably broke and most countries have banned her out of fear that she'll swallow up most of their supply of booze and leave their citizens sober, but yet she still takes these fancy trips to St. Tropez (SPOILER ALERT: Tara's ceiling-eyed sugar daddy can't look down to see that Tara slipped his black card out of his wallet). Being a mess and butchering your tummy with a plastic surgeon's scalpel until it looks like a portrait of E.T. made of clay really does pay off. Tara the Terror spent the day on the beach in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon with her latest dude Joshua Darval. Not much is known about Josh Darval, but only because nobody cares enough to find out.
These pictures of Josh with Tara tell me that it's only a matter of time before she shaves off that blanket of fur on his torso. It's a bitch scrubbing dried vomit out of your chest rug after Tara drunkenly barfed off on you as you slept through the night. What these pictures also tell me is that this one is definitely blind. Like, for real this time.
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Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:16pm.
but I have hips and big ole fake bewbs
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how YOU doin?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/scientologists-think-tom-c...
Here we go...now the weird shit starts to leak.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Lately I've noticed a lot of skinny and/or fit celebs, as well as civilian women, seem to lack a waste line. Either that or they don't have any fkn hips. My waste fluctuates from 27-28 inches, which I don't consider small, but I have hips and big ole fake bewbs so it balances out. Even Kate Upton has that square body look and she has big cans. I can't figure out what they're doing, but it looks so off to me.
I had sexy times with a very good friend once ( we got drunk it happened it was horrific). I was so ashamed of myself I couldn't stand to be around him anymore. Lost a good friend and still get nauseous thinking about it.
Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:59pm.
That sentence gave me a flashback of this one time. . . when I was getting a beej and then the chick goes down a little too far and gags and vomits a little bit on my happy trail. I was grossed out by it, but, still horny. So I wash it off and say it's no big deal and if she wants to continue. She did and after it was all over we ended up dating for a bit.
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Omg..... Tyler??
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
It's a bitch scrubbing dried vomit out of your chest rug after Tara drunkenly barfed off on you as you slept through the night. --MK--
That sentence gave me a flashback of this one time. . . when I was getting a beej and then the chick goes down a little too far and gags and vomits a little bit on my happy trail. I was grossed out by it, but, still horny. So I wash it off and say it's no big deal and if she wants to continue. She did and after it was all over we ended up dating for a bit.
Obviously Tara Reid makes the big hooker money because she can handle the fur dudes without throwing up...I don't mind chest fur, but I don't like chest fur that can be put in a ponytail...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:21pm.
You can't do much. The relationship is basically over at that point. It makes me wonder if single men and women really can just be friends, cause my odds haven't been great so far.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:21pm.
Thanks for the good times :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
AMF!
Salma.Nella, baby then your animal needs to be put down!
TARA REID IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:08pm.
hairy men - ick.
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LMAO
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:15pm.
All I see is fake tan, silicone and liver.
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You don't see the fake boobage?
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Those so called boobs are beyond fake.... I think they were repaired with tire fix-a-flat. They look hard as rocks.
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"Sorry, daddy, I'm not gonna do that and you can't make me 'cause I'm taller than you" Suri Cruise
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:18pm.
You are exactly right! We can spend hours on the phone talking, but when I think about sex with him I just couldn't do it.
And I had to tell him right away. He asked me to think about it, but I know my mind won't change.
So it sucks being down two people in my life today, but we are all better off at the end of the day I guess.
MissJane...hi!!! Ur pics are great. :)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:13pm.
please see previous Pauline post.
LOL jack, I was too repulsed to even look at the main picture, let alone enter that post.
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WELL, her bed is strengthened and she can’t buy sexy lingerie, so she drapes a nice sheet over herself.
I need to win the lottery so I can lounge on a beach all day.
I had a male friend who was in love with me and we were really good friends but that ruined it and he said he couldn't bear to be around me so we had to stop hanging out. We did a lot of fun stuff together but the thought of having sex with him revolted me. What can ya do?
I wonder what it is she does sexually that still pulls them in, cause her body and face surely aren't doing it anymore!
Submitted by chunkeylover24 on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:17pm.
Welcome!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:10pm.
YOU WOULD,
BUDDY BEAR
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Body by Winehouse.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:13pm.
She looks younger than Hohan.
I told the guy that I've been waiting around for (for alomst TWO years) that I'm over him today and I fucking meant it. I am getting told old for this shit and he's 6 years older than I am, yet still so immature. I thought I'd be more sad than I am, but I'm really not at all.
Then today when one of my guy friends writes me a 14 page text message about how much he loves me. And I don't like him like that. AT ALL.
Not excited about dating again. FML.
I don't know which one is worse...it sucks when someone you're close with is all in lub with you and you don't feel him, because it's like, if you could just force yourself, you'd probably have a nice mate who would totally worship the ground you walk on. and then you picture it...and you start to gag.
my mom always said during these times to concentrate on you and your agenda, because meeting awesome guys usually happens when you least expect it.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:15pm.
No shit??? I was too mesmerized by her triple X titties to even read the post in it's entirety.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Hello all you wonderful peeps who make me laugh non-stop! Long time lurker and 1st time poster. Just wanna say you are some of the funniest fucks I've encountered. If ever I'm in a bad mood MK's awesomeness and you folk make me laugh. OT: Tara Reid is still alive?
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:15pm.
All I see is fake tan, silicone and liver.
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You don't see the fake boobage?
All I see is fake tan, silicone and liver.
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"Sorry, daddy, I'm not gonna do that and you can't make me 'cause I'm taller than you" Suri Cruise
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:11pm.
What happened to people with standards
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They are extinct in America... please see previous Pauline post.
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Pauline's a BRIT.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:13pm.
please see previous Pauline post.
LOL jack, I was too repulsed to even look at the main picture, let alone enter that post.
She looks younger than Hohan.
I told the guy that I've been waiting around for (for alomst TWO years) that I'm over him today and I fucking meant it. I am getting told old for this shit and he's 6 years older than I am, yet still so immature. I thought I'd be more sad than I am, but I'm really not at all.
Then today when one of my guy friends writes me a 14 page text message about how much he loves me. And I don't like him like that. AT ALL.
Not excited about dating again. FML.
She does look better than Hohan though.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:11pm.
What happened to people with standards
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They are extinct in America... please see previous Pauline post.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
There's still a man on the planet who will fuck Tara Reid? I know we just saw the chunky dicker, but dayum..........
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
have fun MJT I'm super jealous! I hear Istanbul is one of the most beautiful cities in the world :D
Whatever happened to people with standards
Ok how much is he paying her?
What's going on with her thumb in that main pic????
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:08pm.
hairy men - ick.
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WTF are you babbling about? I never understand your posts and I should because I'm crazy too.
he could used some No No...maybe take a Nair bath? sumpin. his crotch must look like a big ass tumbleweed.
submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:05pm.
SAY YES
TO THE FUR CHEST
YOU WOULD,
BUDDY BEAR
Looks like someone is on coke again.
That stomach is nasty. One piece needed.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:08pm.
hairy men - ick.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Miss Jane: I've been to Istanbul, too. I loved it. Have a great time!
MISSJANNNNNNNNE!!! I've been following your awesome trip on FB. Looks like you guys are having a blast! We need more bikini picsof you!!! thank you in advance!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Dammit, MK! Now I'm all kinds of fucking itchy! *grabs brillo pads*
Hola, MJT!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:07pm.
I missed you.
MJT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For being skinny Tara's tummy looks like hell.
hairy men - ick.
I've always liked this chick... *would*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers