Tara Reid is probably broke and most countries have banned her out of fear that she’ll swallow up most of their supply of booze and leave their citizens sober, but yet she still takes these fancy trips to St. Tropez (SPOILER ALERT: Tara’s ceiling-eyed sugar daddy can’t look down to see that Tara slipped his black card out of his wallet). Being a mess and butchering your tummy with a plastic surgeon’s scalpel until it looks like a portrait of E.T. made of clay really does pay off. Tara the Terror spent the day on the beach in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon with her latest dude Joshua Darval. Not much is known about Josh Darval, but only because nobody cares enough to find out.
These pictures of Josh with Tara tell me that it’s only a matter of time before she shaves off that blanket of fur on his torso. It’s a bitch scrubbing dried vomit out of your chest rug after Tara drunkenly barfed off on you as you slept through the night. What these pictures also tell me is that this one is definitely blind. Like, for real this time.