Tuesday, July 10th 2012

Night Crumbs

Who knew that Rob Gronkowski is a dude of many talents? I mean, he's making an "I'm getting fisted" face WHILE fisting an imaginary b-hole in the air - Just Jared

Justin Timberlake is the Suri to Jessica Biel's Katie - Lainey Gossip

Frank Ocean makes his TV debut on Jimmy Fallon - Towleroad

But where is Ginger Spice's Union Jack one piece? - Drunken Stepfather

For those of you who have never seen Velvet Underground - Celebitchy

Lady GaGa greets us the same way I greet her - The Superficial

I just want to put on my Spandex chonies and tan right under Serena Williams' glorious sun ass - Hollywood Tuna 

Kristen Wiig on why she retired her plastic tiny hands - The Berry 

Pacey and Diane Kruger are still the weirdest and most random couple to me. Well, next to cantaloupe and hot sauce. You heard me, you weird cantaloupe with hot sauce lovers - Popoholic

Marlow Sturridge sounds like the name of boat captain in a romance novel - ICYDK

Why, hello there, Kelly Brook's Speedo-wearing piece - IDLYITW

If you put your eyes right up to your monitor and squint, you might sort of kind of not really see Harry Eden's wang - (NSFW) OMG Blog

These pictures of Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell Whatever look absolutely natural and not-at-all set up by a publicist - Popsugar

"Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by 5 guys right now?" - Daniel Tosh, and no, I didn't make any of that mess up - Videogum

Baby Brahim should really be wearing a toddler-sized life vest - Cityrag

A blurry picture of Porta de Rossi as Lily Munster - SOW

Cut to 10 years from now when Nicki Minaj will be cutting other people's grass to pay the bills, because the music industry kicked her out for being such a nightmare of a bitch - Hollywood Rag 

Jane Fonda is getting it good, FYI - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


meh. i'll take channing tatum. that man is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSmokin hot.

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And I say this as someone who used to be an avid SATC-watcher!

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This guy has a great body. Not too big. I prefer a little less muscle in the arms.

The only one I liked from Sex in the City was Samantha. She wasn't whiny like the rest of them. Cynthia could be a hard ass, but she was smart.

SANS FARDS's picture

There are men that watch Sex and the City? IMO, any girl who makes her s.o. watch SATC should be subjected to a swift breakup or divorce. Full stop.

There are some offenses that are unforgivable.
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little_rascal's picture

LOL people, these are not his hands, he's wearing GLOVES! Here his nekkid photo you can see he has totally normal hands--->
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/rob-gronkowski-espn-...

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Submitted by doncorleone on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:17pm.

I recently re-watched Sex and the City (hadn't watched it since the final season in 2006) and I honestly never felt so much like punching people in my life than when Aidan bought that dumb whore Carrie a ring and she sat for a whole episode and bitched about it.

The men that watched that show probably think that's what all women are like. Ugh.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Gaga has a monster front wedgie.

doncorleone's picture

Just my 2 cents - I never gave a shit about diamonds and rings and that shit. People are more important, and again this is just me, but I can't believe it when I read about women bitching about their rings, blahblahblah, if it's that important to them they should marry a fucking jeweler or pawn shop owner (they actually have some nice stuff at those places)or shut the fuck up

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:46pm.
why are his hands paler than the rest of him

Lmfaooooooooooooooo

little_rascal's picture

I like Gronk's body, it's all hard muscle and has no ugly bulging veins like those freaks who use steroids. And if he fixed his smashed nose he'd be quite attractive.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:46pm.
why are his hands paler than the rest of him

those aren't his real hands LOL they are like Hulk hands but not green.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I don't know what a Daniel Tosh is but I would probably laugh when he gets gang-raped.

louise_brooks's picture

Sans Fards- yep, looks like he's already offered up the non-apology apology. 2nd and 3rd tweets down.

https://twitter.com/danieltosh

mefunigirl's picture

are those life-sized rock 'em sock 'em gloves??

I want!

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perky's picture

Do the guys who read/watch ESPN really want to see Rob (or any other guy) naked? In other news he is TOTALLY hot, but lets see the full monty! Let's leak those behind the scenes photos already! I better wake up one day and see the headline "OMG it's Gronk's peen" on the OMG blog.

Oh, and those hands are fake foam hands.

lynniepoo's picture

Gronk takes "dumb jock" to a whole new level. I also watched him on that dating show and lol'd when one girl who he didn't select said "she was happy he didn't pick her because he was such a frat boy (turnoff)".

kylimayrow's picture

Finally people are starting to realize Nicki M. is a mess of a hack! Loved that the audience booed her bad performance and ugly attitude

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:46pm.

why are his hands paler than the rest of him
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Perhaps the photographer's sphincter was feeling particularly tight that day. ?

Gardening Girl's picture

why are his hands paler than the rest of him

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Rob's face looks like he's taking a poop.

SANS FARDS's picture

louise - I think the reason Tosh.0 is funny is because the videos themselves are funny. Sometimes his commentary adds to it, and he's spot on. But his stand-up stuff can be REALLY bad.

I predict a canned apology to "all rape victims everywhere" in 3...2...1....

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soulks's picture

oh mymy..=)..who is Rob Gronkowski and how did he break his widdle nosey? let me

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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"

I went to a taping of The Choice (LOL) for an episode that Rob Gronkowski was on and I gotta say, he was pretty hot and charming in person...none of the other guys had 1/2 the personality

Pookie's picture

#1 - Why are his hands that color? Ewwwww.
#2 - Kelly Brook's man is rugby hot.

louise_brooks's picture

Sans Fards- I agree with you and the writer at Videogum about Daniel Tosh. He's occasionally funny, but it's like he's looking for the most shocking thing he can say just to be shocking. He's a male Sarah Silverman that way, but at least Sarah doesn't ooze smugness or smarminess.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Yawn. Show me the dick or GTFO

Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs's picture

What the hell is Pacey wearing? I think he's taken the "Canadian Tuxedo" to a whole new level, lol.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Sometimes Daniel Tosh is hilarious. Other times, he's so unfunny it's painful. He seems like a dick in real life, and that quote kind of proves it. I can take off color humor, but NO, fuckhead, it wouldn't be funny if "those 5 guys just raped" a member of the audience, even if she was heckling you.

Kristin Wiig looks like a strung out 15-years-older version of KStew. Not the look.

oh....Gaga still exists? I was too busy paying attention to Adele's latest headlines. consider your thunder stolen!

I'm shocked to hear that Nicki Minaj is being a diva bitchface. Never would've guessed that.

I like Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson. They're both good-looking, and don't act like assholes. yay!
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chestybongos's picture

*cough* Velvet GOLDMINE *cough*

"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."

TexnDoc's picture

Why, "hello there" indeed. He reminds me of Kelly on Guiding Light from way back.

elanenergy's picture

Jane Fonda seems absolutely giddy these days...I'm happy for the ole trollop.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Daniee's picture

Yep, that is one weird ass photo.

Yeah, Joshua/Pacey and Diane Kruger are a kinda odd couple, but they do seem REALLY into one another. She didn't want to have much to do with the Pitts. haha.

Jane Fonda and Sue Johanson reallu ought to do a vlog together!!

CheeryBitch's picture

I also had no say whatsoever in my engagement ring and thought it was ugly. So? BFD ladies! Get over it, be happy with a ring and what it means. the ones that have to pick out their own ringsare the same bitches who think the wedding is all about them.

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Ah Gaga, is no one paying attention to you?

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