Hot Slut Of The Day!

Disclaimer: Dlisted does not condone assault without permission (Note: assault with permission IS okay. See: Fifty Shades of Grey shit.), but sometimes a good Christian biddy (the “other” GCB) has to bible thump a trick in the head even if that trick is the pastor of her church.

63-year-old Ina Garrett of Selmar, Tennessee was NOT THE ONE the other day when she beat her pastor in the head with a bible after he refused to leave his position. Ina and her bad ass gang of grouchy ole’ bitches have been trying to get the pastor out forever, but he hasn’t sashayed away, so as Jesus wept, she used the word of the lord to beat him out the front door. However, the pastor claims that Ina King James’ed him in the skull, because shit got serious during service and he threatened to call the sheriff on all of them. Ina was arrested for assault with a holy weapon and if she goes to the clink, I really hope she gets a holy water drop tattoo on her cheek, because homegirl earned it.

During an interview with a local news station, Ina was fresh out of fucks to give and told the reporter that she beat her pastor because he’s got the demon in him. Well, hitting someone over the head with a bible IS the country version of an exorcism.

You know I love a hardcore gangsta memaw, but Ina is mostly getting the Hot Slut stamp of approval, because when I first read her name, I immediately thought of another Garrett. EDNA GARRETT:

You know Mrs. Garrett has whooped a trick in the head with a bible a few times. You take the good, you take the bad, you take a Bible….and beat a bitch in the head with it.

via Jezebel