Wednesday, July 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
Thanks, but I asked where could I catch a Checker Cab, not a checkered crab. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Tommy Girl's shoe-lift tester also moved to NYC as part of the divorce settlement. = nachomama
The city has had some cutbacks recently so the subway police no longer need to wear their uniforms..or actually BE police. - Whamo
After KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN announced her 3rd pregnancy, that was a bit too much for SCOTT DISICK to take... - Chris Knight
via Buzzfeed
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Cheap Trick on a stick.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Stefon, if families are traveling to New York City, what can they do for fun?"
"Don't fret, NYC has a new club in the lower Manhattan neighborhood. It's called...Subway Blues. It's located in an abadoned subway station and it has everything. Homeless people jerking off, escaped asylum patients yelling at you and a creepy guy eating a Bic Mac constantly trying to push you off the platform onto a train that will never come."
Pauline Potter's ex-husband Alex would much rather eat this kitty than hers!
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"That's what"-She
Thanks, but I asked where could I catch a Checker Cab, not a checkered crab.
I told you so: Jerk-off clowns DO run the MTA!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Sure I can change that fiddy for you!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The real reason the TomKat divorce got real quiet real quick.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
The wonderful thing about Tiggers is,
Tiggers are wonderful things,
their balls are made of rubbers
and their feets are made of springs!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
If You See Something, Say Something (Or In This Case, Just Run).
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Cirque Du WTF????
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Pssst, wanna buy a swipe... of my lower... Manhattan?
I knew general douchery and fondling yourself in public was never disallowed in Manhattan but when did Bloomberg start height restrictions?
Jim Carey: Now that I've seen the new Spiderman movie and rented this latex unitard, Emma Stone will be mine!
Tommy girl is taking the divorce harder than we thought.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Buddy Bear all growed up!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it takes the subway again.
Yeah, don't worry -- I'm pretty sure no one wants to lay a finger on your Butterfinger, dude.
Looks like Bill Hader's post SNL-Life is a lot brighter than others.