Wednesday, July 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
Thanks, but I asked where could I catch a Checker Cab, not a checkered crab. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Tommy Girl's shoe-lift tester also moved to NYC as part of the divorce settlement. = nachomama
The city has had some cutbacks recently so the subway police no longer need to wear their uniforms..or actually BE police. - Whamo
After KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN announced her 3rd pregnancy, that was a bit too much for SCOTT DISICK to take... - Chris Knight
via Buzzfeed
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"Wanna see an inchworm?"
this guy was Tom's character *a-hem* 'research' for Rock of Ages.
Want a free ride? You know you want it..
Hamburglar finally lost his shit & refuses to go back to Times Square pimpin' that ass w/ Elmo, Spongebob & Woody!!!
Jim Carrey is having his very own Joaquin Phoenix moment.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
With Tommy Girl's latest box office bombs, he's going to have to get creative to keep up with Suri's child support payments
With no decent movie script in sight, Jim Carrey kills time by playing pocket pool in the subway.
Stop the search, we've found Stuart Townsend's career.
Inspired by his previous roles and desperate to end the media feuding, Jim Carrey silences Jenny McCarthy once and for all with his own topless photo shoot.
The stilts keep you from having to step in all the urine, fecies, vomit and sperm. Who's crazy now?
Surprisingly that's only the 3rd most disturbing thing I saw on my trip to New York
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Yet another NYC subway rider "helping" lost tourists get the lay-of-the-land, by subtly pointing out the phallic shape of "Lower Manhattan"
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now." = Edna 'E' Mode
LOL I KNEW there was going to be a Jim Carrey comment I just knew it!!!
“You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?”
Emma Grace Frost
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:12pm.
"Harlequeen"
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Haha, I was coming here to type something inane about showing more for bridge toll money, but this is perfect.
The star of 50 Shades of Grey!
Last day before he goes back to being Amish...
Jim Carrey reprises his In Living Color 'Vera' character with a twist.
*brrree-hee-hee-hee*
According to the map, I turn left at the tip to enter the Lincoln Tunnel.
Too bad, Keith Carradine's scenes in Magic Mike got left on the cutting room floor.
"i'd fuck me"
Can you run this card down my slot?
Lieutenant Dan got some new legs and is not afraid to show us how sexy he feels.
Hey wanna see my Lower Manhattan?
New York's hottest club is Boing! This club has everything! Stilts! Expired Metrocards! Maps of Lower Manhattan that looks like the glans of a penis! And human checkers! It's that thing where you dress midgets up as checker pieces and slap on your black and white unitard and let them go to town. Only in human checkers, the loser gets kinged.
The secret behind Katie's successful quickie NY divorce is finally revealed.
Here at the Scientology Testing Center we personally test all of Mr. Cruise's Halloween costumes in the following areas: (1) traction, (2) height extension, and (3) easy penis access.
Harlequeen
New Jersey: Looking Better and Better Every Day
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It's PHELPS time!
Looks like we've reached the Meatpacking District.
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It's PHELPS time!
Most Manhattanites avoid the dodgy neighborhood of NoGo.
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It's PHELPS time!
The Milk Dud Subway Fairy, sproings into theaters this August!!!
Unfortunately, that pouch in his tights indicates that he took the #2, downtown!
"You can either swipe it or put your token in my coin purse, your choice."
MARCO !!
POLIO!!
Tom, it's Randall..yeah I have been all over lower Manhattan on these scientology stilts in the disguise you gave me looking for Katie but I can't find the bitch. Oh shit, now I dropped a milk dud down my pants...you better be buying me something nice for this..I swear.
ground ZERO...
He's actually holding a Metro card for the subway, but I agree it does look a bit like a Milk Dud box :)
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Ooops!! He evidently dropped a milk dud down his checkerboard catsuit!!!
What a coincidence, they both have a big red spot in their lower regions, but at least Manhattan has the decency not to scratch it in public.
I'll show you my Lower Manhattan if you show me your Twin Cities.
Uh oh..Anthony Kiedis fell off the wagon again and is traipsing around the bowels of Manhattan dressed as Freddie Mercury, the Centaur.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Keith Carradine's career hit bottom today. Here he is searching for enough change in his drawers to get a subway token to "Lower Manhattan." If you know what I mean....
He's caressing his "Lower Manhattan."
Ooops!! He evidently dropped a milk dud down his checkerboard catsuit!!!
Wanna see my Holland Tunnel?
Lurking inside the depths of a New York subway station, Tom Cruise holds auditions for Scientology's Savior- his fourth beard.
Jim Carrey shortly after The Amazing Spider-Man premiere.
Apparently, I'm not the only person who realized lower Manhattan looks like the tip of a penis with precum droplets all over it.
Jim Carrey vies to remain relevant in a Russell Brand world.
Tommy Girl's shoe-lift tester also moved to NYC as part of the divorce settlement.
Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!~MK
Looks like the press got ahold of one of the photos from The Cruise v. Holmes settlement conference.