Wednesday, July 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!
Thanks, but I asked where could I catch a Checker Cab, not a checkered crab. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Tommy Girl's shoe-lift tester also moved to NYC as part of the divorce settlement. = nachomama
The city has had some cutbacks recently so the subway police no longer need to wear their uniforms..or actually BE police. - Whamo
After KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN announced her 3rd pregnancy, that was a bit too much for SCOTT DISICK to take... - Chris Knight
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So cool! Thanks to MK for popping my caption contest cherry!
Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!~MK
The winners are ALL hilarious!! My fave being...nachomama!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome job, funneh hookers! OurMissC, that was brazillient!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Congratulations, Winners! LOL @ all ya'll!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Excellent as always, MissC
All funny today but Whamo, that was too funny!
Congrats, everyone!
nachomama- I cracked up when I read your caption last night. My favorite!
Woooohooo!!! Congrats (most of) you guys! That pic is damned scary.
Congrats to the winners!
OurMissC ♥
Whamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to MY Miss C, Whamo Pie and all the winners (well, i guess...)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Conger eels Ourmisscaptionthis, Whamoid, Chrissy and Nach!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
My feeling is going to Lower Manhattan means something completely different here.
Pants off to the winners!!!!!!!!!!!
*scoots the Fab Miss C over so that WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO can share her throne*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
YAY MISS C!! Loved it :-D Congrats also to NACHO, WHAMO, and PETER BRADY. Nacho reminds me of that old joke "What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? --- Nach-o-cheese"
Lmao!! Congrats winners!! :)
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Congrats everybody! Thanks MK!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
congrats everyone else too those were funny. :D
Congrats OurMissC (again!!!), my darling Whamo and Nacho!
Oh ok, Christ Knight too - just the once, mind you!
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Dark-sided!
I knew you were going to win, OurMissC...congrats!
Miss C was I knew we were all done after I read that one LOL!! way to go guys!
Congrats witty winnahs! Good ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
...I also do kids' parties.
Pete Dougherty tries to cash in on the Magic Mike craze.
I thought Brandon Lee was dead?
Jonny Lee Miller auditions for the role of Renfield in Tim Burton's Dracula.
Somehow the signs that Jerry Sandusky was up to no good have always been there... take this picture of him from his college weekend in Manhatten snapped by one horrified member of the manhattan boys soccer league after Jerry made an off colored comment asking the boy if he wanted to play "checkers".
Oh look how nice...he's gonna show you his lower manhattan! <3
Thats a Scientology Faun.
To bring a little edge to the Van Halen reunion tour, David Lee Roth spent a week playing a character from a Lou Reed song.
"Yea...you can ride the subway...but you will BLOW me first".
-Manorexic Mel Gibson in 5 years
The never before seen posthumously released role:
Heath Ledger as The Jacker
"Yeah sure...you can ride the subway, but you will BLOW me first"
-Manorexic Mel Gison in 5 years
The never before seen JUST released posthumous role:
Heath Ledger as The Jacker
In Manhattan, skilled gigolo's will give you a chance to flirt with death in every corner.
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
Cup of tommygirls sperm, a dash of travoltas ass pubes, 1/2 cup of katies tears, two of Suris fingernails, barley water, and a teaspoon of alien blood...and here we have it SCIENTOLOGIST GOLDEN CHILD!!
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" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George w. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
Would someone commit Jim Carrey already. We've obviously waited far too long
I was wondering what happened when the joker of my card deck went missing.
Pound Zero. :-(
Plaintiff Katie Holmes vs Defendant Tom Cruise.
Exhibit 1.
i am just as tall & sexy as Eric from True Blood. right?
Jack Nicholson's nephew, Dick Nicholson, getting ready to follow his creepy uncle's steps in the Shining II.
Eric Northman & The Guardian's lovechild.
devoid of nepotism, Jack Nicholson's unacknowledged, bastard son is determined to make it on his own in the Big Apple reprising daddy's old role as the Joker. "wait till they get a ‘load’ of me".
Just when you thought that banks and ATMs could not get any more scary.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Magic Jack couldn't help himself - the south end of Manhattan looks so much like the tip of a penis, he had to bust a nut.
I do not want to go to there.
While it's likely that you'll catch something on the way to the tip of his Lower Manhattan, the chances are 100% if a Staten Island ferry releases from his Terminal.
Tommygirl was so happy he didn't have to bend down, he tipped the guy his metrocard.