Tuesday, July 10th 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret. (Blind Gossip)

Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes. No question mark needed. Now on to the dudes Tommy has allegedly spooned with in the Scientology sauna.

1. This is supposed to be David Beckham and that rumor has been around a while. I still CAN'T with that rumor. I refuse to believe that these two licked each other's butts in the 69 position. If that happened, every dog in a 60-mile radius would've gone deaf from the high-pitched sex giggles those two made. Although....this would explain why Posh always looks like someone just farted on her mouth. If my husband's crotch smelled like Tommy juices, I too would always keep my face in the "fuck all of you" position.

2. The Rob Thomas rumor still lives!

3. Jeremy Renner or Will Smith?

But I have a feeling that Tommy and Katie settled so fast, because of his very personal relationships with these three:

1. Xenu

2. L. Ron Hubbard

3. The tapes from his audit sessions that David Miscavige threatened to leak if Tommy didn't wrap that mess up.

She is not supposed to be dating for a year. But, then again, she has never been very good at following directions. So she has agreed to be set up with a very hot celebrity. The setup was orchestrated by her boss, who has a vested interest in getting publicity for both the boy and the girl.

They cut a deal for an initial four month contract – ending just before Christmas – with an option for renewal. While the couple hadn’t even met yet, their first “date”, complete with paparazzi photos, is scheduled for August. Expect lots and lots of promotional teasing of the relationship up until that point, and daily updates from the tabloids once they do begin dating. (Blind Gossip)

The "cut" and "not supposed to be dating for a year" makes this sound like it's Demi Lovato and some dude in Simon Cowell's harem?

Or Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford (Exhibit: A?)

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:16am.
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Nah. Tom will get Suri in the end. He couldn't fight it publically because he still wants his career. The public would hate him forever if he tried to take Suri from her mom. But you can bet he's working behind the scenes to poison the little girl against her mom. Katie better watch her back

I had a chance this morning to read a bit about Scientology...wow. Just wow.

I too have a hard time believing that Katie Holmes, of all people, had enough dirt on this cult to make Tom Cruise fold like a cheap suit. I'm glad her parents, especially her dad, was educated enough to help her through this...imagine if they hadn't been - it would be Nicole Kidman Round #2. Either that, or she would be dead. It would be really cool after this all settles down to see her and her father become champions for those who are entrenched in this manipulative stranglehold and expose David Miscavigne (sp) and Tom Cruise for who they really are. Fucking WEIRDOS. But I know that won't happen since I'm sure there is something in their divorce settlement that prohibits any exposure. And that's probably best for now...she has a daughter to raise. Hopefully she will eventually move back to Ohio or something and give Suri the normal life that little girl deserves. Lord knows she hasn't had any semblance of a normal life in her short six years on earth.

Regarding the blind items - I had heard about TC and Rob Thomas a long time ago...wasn't that shortly before the whole couch-jumping thing? What a convenient way to deflect attention from what was really going on, Tom. You are such a class act.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:12am.

Tom and Jeremy had great chemistry in Ghost Protocol. As did Tom and Paula. Jeremy and Paula - not so much. Conclusion: Jeremy is gay.

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Jeremy Renner is NOT gay. Beckham will do ANYBODY.

Mel-Tang's picture

See! Jeremy says so himself! Lol

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/04/jeremy-renner-blasts-gay-rumors...

www.poopreport.com :)

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babybunny's picture

I believe because if TommyGirl loves Suri so much this custody battle would have been ferocious, it is all about covering TommyGirls boyfriends, cause the custody battle for a child is long and tiresome, it is all about TommyGirls lovers becoming public.

elanenergy's picture

Yep. The three people he's in a relationship with are the real reasons settlement was made swiftly. But those f'ers have long memories ... and crazy, active "teams" of ... criminals.

Onto #2:

This has to be that RETARTED (sorry to the mentally challenged) Real Housewives franchise that's making a certain someone rich. I'll bet it's Brandi Glanvill (cause she's hot) and she's already banged Gerard Butler. Really, though, how can that show get insurance? When every last one of these tricks are commiting crimes and running cons and ... even now suicide...on a reality show. *mind blown*

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Vern's picture

I always thought the BeckhamSmithCruise friendship was more about ego than anything else, like they thought no one else was good enough to hang out with them.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Mel-Tang's picture

Ditquoi...lmao!!

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Tom and Jeremy had great chemistry in Ghost Protocol. As did Tom and Paula. Jeremy and Paula - not so much. Conclusion: Jeremy is gay.

karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

Excellent point mslewis. Rethinking my opinion of tc. No smoking gun on him but lots of rumours.

mslewis's picture

No. 1 is BS. That sort of stuff wouldn't come out in a child custody/support case. Let's say it's all 100% true: How would that affect what he has to pay in support or his right to see Suri?
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True, it wouldn't come out IN COURT because it is not relevant. However, it would be "leaked" while the trial is going on. A settlement would prevent that, if Katie has signed an agreement to never talk. (But, as I mentioned, I don't believe this has anything to do with sex.)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:04am.

oohhhhhhhh yuck yes I remember...easy now, I just ate. :-P

LittleMissS's picture

Will and Jada, Tom, Becks, they can be freaky deeky all they want, that kind of kinky shit has been going down in Hollywood since the the Golden era. One thing is for sure, both families, Posh/Beck and Will/Jada annoy the shit out of me with thier egos and blown out of proportion sense of selfs and their kids are the same way. Tom and Katie don't bother me as badly, they are both ignorant but seem pretty sweet. Anybody sucked into that Scientology crap needs a de-programmer and the Catholic Church are a bunch of disgusting hypocrites, Katie was raised to believe in it and probably never received enough education to finally reject it.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:50am.
I always thought Beckham swung both ways otherwise how could he stand to be married to that stick all these years?

He is a notorious cheat especially after moving to LA where the British tabloids cannot set traps for him anymore; but gets them to sign confidentiality agreements. He is not gay or bi.

cocoebert's picture

Here's my whole thing with the contract relationships- if someone breaks the contract, wtf happens? It's not like they can go to court and avoid any publicity.

Mel-Tang's picture

Ditquoi, maybe it is Katie and her lip sores. Remember those?

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mslewis's picture

I wouldn't trust "blind gossip" if I were you. Those bitches seem to always come up with an item about some big story already in the news and then make it obvious who they are talking about. They really don't know shit. So I'll just ignore what they're saying.

However, I do think Ms. Katie has been planning her escape for MONTHS if not a couple of years and she gathered as much info on her husband as she could and with the help of her father decided when to spring the news on him. Everybody expected a big fight/court battle but there is no way CO$ would allow that. This quick settlement is not about who Tommy slept with; it's purely about keeping the secrets about CO$ secret.

RandéSleepover's picture

No. 1 is BS. That sort of stuff wouldn't come out in a child custody/support case. Let's say it's all 100% true: How would that affect what he has to pay in support or his right to see Suri?

i don't understand suckandfuck's posts.

suckandfuck's picture

YES LET TAMMY FUCK ON THAT NASTY GAY MAN-SLAPPER WILL SMITH! NO ONE CARES ABOUT WILIMINA! WE SAW HER ON THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS AT 3AM LOOKING FOR AN EAGER MOUTH! SHE EVENTUALLY SHOT HER ASS UP INTO THE AIR LIKE A MOANING CAT IN HEAT!! WE HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

LittleMissS's picture

The only people these two guys are in love with our themselves.

ditquoi's picture

Will Smith and his wife have been rumored to enjoy an open marriage with both sexes and they're linked to that crowd, so there you go.

All these bitches deserve the shitty karma they're reaping now so I'm pretty much doing the equivalent of dancing on their graves. Lying ass liars...

I just can't wrap my brain around Katie Holmes of all people bringing down that shitty megalithic cult. it doesn't make sense. THAT ho is the champion of justice? THAT ho brought down a cult that has extorted, enslaved and even killed thousnads? really?? wow. O.o

karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

I used to think cruise was not on the dl, but not like him at all to back down and give her custody so I am now pretty much convinced cruise is really on the dl. That being said, come out already !!

Nanners's picture

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:52am.
IT'S WILL SMITH NOT JEREMY RENNER!!! WHY AM I SHOUTING?
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I have a hard time imagining Tommy with any man. Will and TC are best girlfriends. They have sleepovers to talk about boys and crank call Posh and Matt Lauer.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

IT'S WILL SMITH NOT JEREMY RENNER!!! WHY AM I SHOUTING?

Deb's picture

Call me nosy, but I want all of Tommy-Girl's twisted proclivities to "come out". I also wanted Scientology's evil exposed. Alas, money talks, eh Katie?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Nanners's picture

David B has a high voice but he's purely pussy. Posh might put up with an affair here or there but even she couldnt handle David sucking dick too.

Hopefully the professional "athlete" is Richard Simmons.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

ditquoi's picture

not supposed to be dating for a year what, is she recovering from an STD or something?

christine the hoff's picture

Well we all knew Katie has something huge on him, he's not the type to just give in, wayy to egotisical for that shit.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

I always thought Beckham swung both ways otherwise how could he stand to be married to that stick all these years?

HEY I POSTED THIS INFO YESTERDAY!!!! Yes and PLEASE not Jeremy Renner. He's a hottie.

Mel-Tang's picture

I can't and won't believe the famous actor is Jeremy Renner. :(

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letinstar's picture

please let it not be jeremy renner...
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suckandfuck's picture

please please PLEASE! My brain doesn't want the image of Minnie Mouse and Mini-Me sitting on each other's faces!! It would break my STEEL NON-GAY HEART!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.