Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 10, 2012 / Posted by:

When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret. (Blind Gossip)

Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes. No question mark needed. Now on to the dudes Tommy has allegedly spooned with in the Scientology sauna.

1. This is supposed to be David Beckham and that rumor has been around a while. I still CAN’T with that rumor. I refuse to believe that these two licked each other’s butts in the 69 position. If that happened, every dog in a 60-mile radius would’ve gone deaf from the high-pitched sex giggles those two made. Although….this would explain why Posh always looks like someone just farted on her mouth. If my husband’s crotch smelled like Tommy juices, I too would always keep my face in the “fuck all of you” position.

2. The Rob Thomas rumor still lives!

3. Jeremy Renner or Will Smith?

But I have a feeling that Tommy and Katie settled so fast, because of his very personal relationships with these three:

1. Xenu

2. L. Ron Hubbard

3. The tapes from his audit sessions that David Miscavige threatened to leak if Tommy didn’t wrap that mess up.

She is not supposed to be dating for a year. But, then again, she has never been very good at following directions. So she has agreed to be set up with a very hot celebrity. The setup was orchestrated by her boss, who has a vested interest in getting publicity for both the boy and the girl.

They cut a deal for an initial four month contract – ending just before Christmas – with an option for renewal. While the couple hadn’t even met yet, their first “date”, complete with paparazzi photos, is scheduled for August. Expect lots and lots of promotional teasing of the relationship up until that point, and daily updates from the tabloids once they do begin dating. (Blind Gossip)

The “cut” and “not supposed to be dating for a year” makes this sound like it’s Demi Lovato and some dude in Simon Cowell’s harem?

Or Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford (Exhibit: A?)

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