Tuesday, July 10th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Sofia Vergara (40)
Aviva (28)
Jessica Simpson (32)
Thomas Ian Nicholas (32)
Gwendoline Yeo (35)
Adrian Grenier (36)
Andrew Firestone (37)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (38)
Gale Harold (43)
Alec Mapa (47)
Fiona Shaw (54)
Cindy Sheehan (55)
Neil Tennant (58)
Sue Lyon (66)
Robert Pine (71)
Mavis Staples (73)
Jerry Herman (81)
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Sofia (facially) reminds me of a "Latina" Anne Hathaway with all of those big facial features...
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...I share a birthday with MK...
Happy Birthday Sofia!! To my fellow NATURAL BLONDE Latina!!
Feliz Cumpleanos!
~The more people I meet the more I like my dog~
Happy birthday Neil, Cindy, Mavis and the rest. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Happy Bday to fellow dlisters. FINALLY Jessica Simpson is not listed as the main person i share my bday with! Sofia, Mavis, etc., yay!
Day is half over and not going well. sigh. oh well, glad to be alive and all that.
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
The only thing I've ever seen that woman in is commercials, but she appears to me to be, um, special.
She is kinda fug. Has clownish features.
Compare her to Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes, and she doesn't stand a chance. They are all so beautiful
Weird face, hot body but that coochie coochie charo shtick she runs with is annoying as hell...kolombian kardashian
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
The original Lolita is 66? Holy shit I am old. Twatty, I'm with you about Charo, she was the original coochie coochie babe, I love her forever
Submitted by candy6715 on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:46pm.
I like Sofia too! I have seen reruns of her on "Fuera De Serie" and she seems very likable during interviews. : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I am half Colombian and I know of Sofia when she first came on scene by dating a Mexican singer Luis Miguel, and back then all of her stories said she was born in 1970, so she has been 40 for the past 2 years :-) I think she is prettier as a blond. I like that she always seems happy and upbeat in spite of things she has been thru, I do think she is stuck up but she has a reputation as hard worker and has taken care of her whole family.
Yeah, nobody on this list gives me the vaguest ladyboner.
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I think she's fine ( SV ) she's showing her tits, doing her thing, get that money, whatever. I don't watch the show though and have never seen her speak so what do i know.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Nice teeth Sofia. I wikied her and no wonder, she did 3 years at dental college. Her older brother was kidnapped and killed in Colombia as well :(
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Happy Birthday to Team Valtrex and Raul Duke!!!
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I'm a tulip in a cup
I stand no chance of growing up
I've made my peace I'm dead I'm done
I watched you live to have my fun
Sofia Viagra. <--------------- yes VIAGRA.
I'd do her.
Plus she sashayed the hell away from Tommy Girl and the CO$ in a hot minute.
sushi -- yeah, you're right, she's not necessarily ugly ugly, but in no way is she at all pretty or beautiful. She's got a great figure, I'll give her that, but her Charo schtick really gets under my skin. I like Charo, but this one annoys me. And her voice is like nails on a blackboard!!!
Submitted by CarrieOn on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:37am.
HB to Gale Harold, the hottest fake gay slut in the history of TV!
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Amen to that! Hot dayum...
I fantasize about Gale Harold daily - I kid you not!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:16pm.
Lucifer_Sam & HomecomingQueen -- OMG, I thought I was the only one who thought Sofia was ugly! I don't know why everyone thinks she's so beautiful. Rat face, indeed, Sam. 40 my ass, IMO.
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I don't think she's ugly but I don't see what is so great about her other than she acts like fucking Charo without the talent. And she has great boobs.
Lucifer_Sam & HomecomingQueen -- OMG, I thought I was the only one who thought Sofia was ugly! I don't know why everyone thinks she's so beautiful. Rat face, indeed, Sam. 40 my ass, IMO.
I've met Sofia Vergara in person and she is one smart and sharp cookie. Very funny and down to earth/
sofia is very "in-your-face" annoying.. eh her body is the only thing going for her.. her acting is pretty bad from the few pieces i've seen her do..
but i give her kudos for the bitches in hollywood she's called out ...
Deb,
sorry to admit I have, but, I was referring to MK's NEW song about beating a bitch wif a bible!
*starts giggling again*
:)
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I'm done with Sofia Veraga. With her tits hanging out (usually not a bad thing), but the stupid "I'm trying so hard to be edgy but I'm failing at being an attention whore" flip off that idiots like madonna, lady gagme & other do, she's officially a dumbass.
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Vern, thank Baby Jesus I never saw one episode of "Facts of Life"! G'on with your old-school self!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yes Deb!!! Another one of my FAVORITES! If I didn't have MK putting the "Fats of life" theme song stuck in mah stupid head, I'd be wailing ala Mavis! I be playing my Staples CD (shut up I'm old school) today in her honor!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Vern, sing it! Don't forget "Respect Yourself" (nanananana).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"I'll take you there!"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Love me Sofia because she hated Miss Perfect Katherine Heigel a few years ago and that made me love her more.
Anyone who can expose the hypocrite that Heigel is A-OK in my book.
Don't like the crap she hawks for Kmart. It's ugly shit.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Happy Birthday to Chicago's (and the world's) treasure, Mavis Staples!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpoGK1aX5Y
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sophia's beauty does not begin to compare with Penelope Cruz's...or Penelope Cruz's little sister. What's she up to...isn't it time for her to declare her political agenda ala Doug/Jane Pittstain.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
"One of the most annoying women on T.V..."
I'm sure you could find a way to shut her up, Jack.
One of the most annoying women on T.V...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Neil T is a musical god.
She is FUG with a rat face - I don't care what anyone says.
HBD Chiwetel and Neil Tennant.
her face is ugly. Even back in Chasing Papi, I thought so. Her body is beautiful, but then again, so was everyone's in Chasing Papi.
klassy kunt.
Girl is dumb! Can't even speak obscene gesture correctly. One does not smile broadly while flipping the bird.
Gmornin Dlisters; HB to 2!:> Sofia the perfect womn hmmmff ;P :) ( i do watch Modern Family); Sue Lyon 14yo Lolita amazing(14 i was roller skating on the sidewalkLOL)
also 1976 - Elijah Blue Allman, American musician (i love your mommy)
HB to all babies born today!
*toodlelooo, catering RoastBeef, mashed taters, carrots, and honey buns*
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"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"
Damn. I am reading her blog. Cindy Sheehan is a 9/11 truther. CRAZY PANTS. She seems to hate Obama on par with Bush though for all of the fuckery that our government does to the Muslims still, so at least she's not a hypocrite. Why did she even let her son join the military though?
She should have made her son listen to Bill Hicks when he was still alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6_b-72H3E
Although I suppose her son's death could have been a political awakening for her.
Omg I love her. She is my girl crush. Happy Birthday Sofia!! :)
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Classy.
hb fiona shaw!
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watching hardcore ufos
Sofia Vergara..mmmm..early morning soft boobage, nice way to start the day:P
Jessica Simpson....32lbs..the weight of each breast
is this big fat cow not down to 110 YET, I mean what it been 6 weeks hasn't it! *rolls eye*
Chiwetel Ejiofor...that's a good Irish name?
Sue Lyon...the original Lolita,she was a cutie for sure.
Robert Pine....Sgt. Joseph Getraer you have to love that wonderful 70's cheese factory that was CHiPs
Happy Bday Sluts
LOL Cindy Sheehan. She became much more of a minor celebrity when Obama came into office and kept every Bush policy she railed against, didn't she. Nobody wanted to hear or see her again.
HB to Gale Harold, the hottest fake gay slut in the history of TV!
Love that pic! LOL!!!
Happy Birthday, Chiwetel Ejiofor! Loved him in the Shadow Line.
Adrian Grenier just looks like he has several undiscovered species of herpes.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:22am.
LOL
AYYY JAYYYYYY LUUUKE LOOOOOK
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.