What An Angelic And Demure Sea Nymph

July 9, 2012 / Posted by:

While looking like the Hotmess Monster, Lochie’s skanky American cousin, human bronzer stick Aubrey O’Day posed for a paparazzo in a staged photo shoot that included a choreographed “1…2…3…NIP SLIP!” moment and some covered clam bumping with her lady friend. Aubrey is so ethereal that I’m sure even her crabs fart up pixie dust. Yes, the City of Miami Beach had to shut down this stretch of beach and keep hos from going into the ocean since Aubrey tainted it with the layers upon layers of lead-based paint she smears all over her body, but that is a small price to pay for creating natural magic like this.

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