Monday, July 9th 2012

What An Angelic And Demure Sea Nymph

While looking like the Hotmess Monster, Lochie's skanky American cousin, human bronzer stick Aubrey O'Day posed for a paparazzo in a staged photo shoot that included a choreographed "1...2...3...NIP SLIP!" moment and some covered clam bumping with her lady friend. Aubrey is so ethereal that I'm sure even her crabs fart up pixie dust. Yes, the City of Miami Beach had to shut down this stretch of beach and keep hos from going into the ocean since Aubrey tainted it with the layers upon layers of lead-based paint she smears all over her body, but that is a small price to pay for creating natural magic like this.

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Lindalou's picture

These pictures look surprisingly similar to the "candid" ones LiLo did in December of last year.

kndall44's picture

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Her height-to-weight ratio is dangerously moving into the obese category.

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:55am.

yes the miss universe girl was amazingly beautiful, i was soo jealous of her.

Ughh, I can't stand this trampy hag. She was so disgusting on Celebrity Apprentice. She was dyinnnggg of jealousy because that Peruvian Miss Universe was hotter, classier, and cooler than her. Arsenio Hall got it right when he went off on her skank-ho ass. Nasty gutter rat.

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:15pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:12pm.
Well, ladies, that's one sure fire way to get attention... make out with another chick at the beach... shit, last time I was at the beach even if two chicks were standing a little close I was like "that's it, go in for the kiss" lolll *ashamed*

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Any chicks kissing each other? That include Rosie O'Donnell you know. *vomits*

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yeh jack, becareful what you wish for, or else you gonna get rojo caliente and rosie o.

and why does every straight guy think women just get up randomly and make out with each other and then have pillow fights in their lingerie... LOL

i mean thats like me imagining Matt Boner and Joe Mangello getting it on...

loopygorilla's picture

lots of straight guys would be into that.

so i guess she is trying to keep her "fans" by doing this.

P.T.Bull's picture

looks like she bought two swimsuit bottoms and put one on backwards over her big tits. How alluring.

almostfamous88's picture

I won't comment on her lower half but she actually paid for those flappy tits?

mefunigirl's picture

lose the bleached hair, and all that makeup (at the beach??) oh and the spider lashes and wear a decent suit, she'd look a'ight.

but she appears to be the type that the ugly loon comes from the inside too, so I give up.

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Get Serious, lmao, right?! They probably smell her rancidity a mile away. Plus, they might be getting confused thinking she's a balloon or something.

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Get Serious's picture

Busted face, floppy tits, fat ass and chunky body. And, that bikini line "stick it here, boys" tattoo ain't cutting it. She needs to go back to waitressing at Bennigans, because she's a total fail at everything else...

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

LOL "natural magic". World's fking ugliest bathing suit right there. She's so damn clueless.

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

Unlike many of the media-hoes featured on here, AOD actually *has* talent. Homegirl can *sang*. Unfortunately, photo-ops like this puts her in a rather crowded spot occupied by the likes of that Lucite lamia and that gamboge German exhibitionist. Someone needs to get her to DarkChild, Dr Luke or RedOne STAT. People have already forgotten her and anyone else involved with that long-departed MTV trainwreck show that she was booted off from (WEHT Donnie Klang anyway)

LaChaylo's picture

I can't stand this crazy skank. Where's Coco to kick her ass?

I will always wonder what she really did to get fired from that stupid girl band.

SANS FARDS's picture

Tragic.

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It's PHELPS time!

parissucksliterally's picture

she really is just fucking disgusting.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:20pm.
just another L.A. cumdumpster.

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She's not from L.A.! She's from Palm Springs!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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ubmitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:02pm.

GG. GOOD! More for me! 8=====D~~~~~

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:02pm.

GG. GOOD! More for me! 8=====D~~~~~

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WWJDFAKB's picture

I don't mind the bathingsuit. Looks usefull if you're trying to hide your stomach but still want to wear a two peice.

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notreallyworking's picture

just another L.A. cumdumpster. trust me, there are so many hotter unknowns floating around than this wannabe.... im afraid I'll have to pass. and you know SHE thinks SHE is all that and a box of chocolates... high maintenance hooker wannabe, anyone? anyone?

"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."

"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

Ok out of all the useless people who are still famous she has to be in the top 5.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:58pm.

if not, they musta lost their dick in an accident
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aka got married

:( Don't put me off. I want to get married soon and have a blissfull union of love and happiness forever and wake up next to my Goddess in a sunlit, white boudoir of joy and smiles until we die but reunite in Heaven with the angels......bollocks, I'm just kidding myself right?

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ditquoi's picture

um, she's wearing a wedding band in thumb #11. O.o

where's a titty biting shark when you need it?

DianaDeath's picture

OMGMK,

"HotMess Monster" = gold!

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If it were legal, this skank would walk around buck nekkid every day all day.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:58pm.

if not, they musta lost their dick in an accident
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aka got married
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ditquoi's picture

who's the she hulk in thumb 10. she looks like that tranny from "Snapped" who killed her lover's wife.

El Bastardo's picture

GG. GOOD! More for me! 8=====D~~~~~

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Gardening Girl's picture

ElB, I wouldnt fuck her with a plastic dick! She gives me a case of the Ewwwwwws!

annobanano's picture

What a Sloptart!

El Bastardo's picture

Oh yes. Oh VERY yes indeedy. Any penis having human would...if not, they musta lost their dick in an accident OR are gay....or eunuchs.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:08pm.

LOL! No shame in my game on this one, I mean her body isn't exactly...nasty or anything, she looks pretty healthy in all the right places to me

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blather999's picture

From Women's Health:

Scientists get their closest view yet of the Bacterial vaginosis microorganism. The fishy smell still lingers in the laboratory and involved scientists have taken PTSD leave of absence.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:50pm.
OMG! THose partially deflated, low hanging titty bags are giving me the sads.

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Those neon green ruffles don't help either. Her fun bags look rather droopy.

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presets's picture

that girl is built like a tank.

louise_brooks's picture

I vote for MRSA infection. She has no waist.

Gardening Girl's picture

*throws chankla at Jack*

Gardening Girl's picture

OMG! THose partially deflated, low hanging titty bags are giving me the sads.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:38pm.

Man, she's really a used up piece of shit isnt she? Damn....Bet ya Jack STILL WOULD!
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Hell. Yea.

Did you not see my "under the sea" post?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

She looks like Mariah, if Mariah was a garbage barge mermaid.

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That is the UGLIEST bathing suit I have EVER seen.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:05pm.
Kind of embarrassing that Michael K actually PAID for these pictures.

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Lucifer_Sam, I doubt MK paid for this shit. Im sure they were blown by the wind to his doorstep with all the other street rubbish, after being discarded by some dumb pap.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by lynniepoo: "wait, where are her "emotional support" dogs?"

That made me LOL. They're probably locked in the 115 degree car.

guest's picture

Nicki Minaj did it better.

Gardening Girl's picture

Man, she's really a used up piece of shit isnt she? Damn....Bet ya Jack STILL WOULD!

freshfacestripper's picture

The photog on the beach is so wacky with her weak assail poses and that tired,nappy,old,wrecked,wig on her head and mimi inspired makeup is really turning me on somewhat!

lynniepoo's picture

wait, where are her "emotional support" dogs?

Doll-Parts's picture

When did she come out? I missed the I CAN HAZ GAYELLE! People mag cover.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.